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The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

ugh. uuuuuughhhh

vaping weed is a good alternative to smoking and more cost efficient

doesnt give my lungs the same satisfying feeling though

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





2017's anime lineup is pretty loving awesome.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You aren’t just buying a pair of pants – you’re gaining admission to a wildly passionate community of diehard fans who believe that quality products, individuality, and unique design still matter in an increasingly cookie cutter world. If you want to fight back against a sea of fashion followers, you’ve come to the right place.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the only pair of pants that you can write off as a residence

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

The Muppets On PCP posted:

You aren’t just buying a pair of pants – you’re gaining admission to a wildly passionate community of diehard fans who believe that quality products, individuality, and unique design still matter in an increasingly cookie cutter world. If you want to fight back against a sea of fashion followers, you’ve come to the right place.

i want to find these die-hard fans and set their pants on fire as they wear them

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Furnaceface posted:

2017's anime lineup is pretty loving "awesome".

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


jokes on you, jncos cannot be destroyed by the touch of flame

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Chelb posted:

i want to find these die-hard fans and set their pants on fire as they wear them

gently caress that. Fill them with bees.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
juncos are a type of flying orb

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


jncos are also naturally repulsing to bees

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


don't think that no one thought of these ideas in the 90s, you must succeed on the backs of the failures of your predecessors

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Berke Negri posted:

jncos are also naturally repulsing to bees

Perfect, that makes the bees even angrier when trapped inside.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Berke Negri posted:

jokes on you, jncos cannot be destroyed by the touch of flame

Berke Negri posted:

jncos are also naturally repulsing to bees

will their reign of terror never end

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i only got one pair of jncos when i was a kid because they were too expensive for my mountain lightning drinking rear end. they weren't the flared out bottoms kind because i have never been a fan of flamboyance, but i remember they had the logo real big on one of the back pockets or something and gently caress i was cool.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Im having a hard time believing that at any point in your life anyone considered you cool.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

I wonder who these people are using Snapchat dog filters on their Grindr profile pics

Probably the same people whose opening message is "cute"

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Furnaceface posted:

Im having a hard time believing that at any point in your life anyone considered you cool.

i used to jump out of planes and shoot automatic grenade launchers at things for a living. i was the godking of every elementary school classroom in the country.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Furnaceface posted:

Perfect, that makes the bees even angrier when trapped inside.

they're just going to turn around and fly back at you you fool

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I had a woman lean over the pharmacy counter almost right into my face and tell me in a low whispered voice that I smell really nice.

I honestly didnt know what do do or say. It was more awkward than the time the woman just yoinked her top off to show us the rash on her breasts.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


well, love comes at all of us unexpectedly

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Berke Negri posted:

don't think that no one thought of these ideas in the 90s, you must succeed on the backs of the failures of your predecessors

Popular pants from 20 years ago are coming back into style? Absolutely unprecedented

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i don't think we have adequately tested the boundaries of men wearing leggings yet, so, until we get to that point i don't think the arc of the universe will begin to curve back towards jncos

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

that's a fine rear end jnco

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Berke Negri posted:

i don't think we have adequately tested the boundaries of men wearing leggings yet, so, until we get to that point i don't think the arc of the universe will begin to curve back towards jncos

Someone is forgetting the neon spandex fad of the late 80s.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Berke Negri posted:

i don't think we have adequately tested the boundaries of men wearing leggings yet, so, until we get to that point i don't think the arc of the universe will begin to curve back towards jncos

We knocked that out in the Robin Hood era.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Volkerball posted:

We knocked that out in the Robin Hood era.

look dont come @ me over this just because you skip leg day

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
modern jeans science allows us to achieve leg diameters that we would have never dreamed possible in the past

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

paranoid randroid posted:

modern jeans science allows us to achieve leg diameters that we would have never dreamed possible in the past

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

paranoid randroid posted:

modern jeans science allows us to achieve leg diameters that we would have never dreamed possible in the past

sweatpants already had this covered

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Berke Negri posted:

look dont come @ me over this just because you skip leg day

Did you just do you even lift bro me

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

would wear

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
i wear yoga pants to emphasize the billowing ham hocks i call legs

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/819761719211859968

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
are you in the market for pants that will enable you to steal not one, but several whole turkeys? step inside my store, traveler, and prepare for the future

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
loving hell taco bell you're gonna make me late for work

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Chelb fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 13, 2017

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

modern jeans science allows us to achieve leg diameters that we would have never dreamed possible in the past

thanks to advances in parallel computing nsa cryptanalysts have simultaneously discovered and solved an np-complete problem to create hyperdimensional jnco pant leg openings

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

its not loading breadboi

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

I think these are the type of pants that came about because some French King wanted to improve the economy so he employed a bunch of people making cloth and then they had to do somethin with the cloth so this kind of came about as a result.



Something like that

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