Tinker Tankie Soldier Spy posted:

i was on the road all day is there a link to the full conference somewhere

In Training posted:

*calming down now that the post-conference depression has set in* I remember somebody linking a website where I could buy a USB SNES controller, what was that manufacturer again? I wanna get one

Oh Don Piano posted:

newgrounds.com/mariotwins

small hendren posted:

What the...I gotta see this

Soral posted:

bowser's phone wallpaper lol

Bobnumerotres posted:

agree hard on the motion sensor stuff though, it's gonna be used in a handful of games (all first-party) and be largely forgotten but you're still paying 100 bucks for the fancy joycons.

either way, dont care. mk8 deluxe looks great, splatoon 2 looks great, new mario and zelda look amazing. they just need to port Smash Bros 4 FINAL or whatever to it and it has every game i could care about. im wary of xeno 2 after how bad the first one was, but if they fixed all the issues with it I'll be hype as hell for that too

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning, So I greased up my JoyCon and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.





Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.





Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.




I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. IT looked like a Metroid. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

net cafe scandal posted:

Interesting side note: BBG just got permabanned lol

net cafe scandal posted:

Interesting side note: BBG just got permabanned lol

net cafe scandal posted:

Interesting side note: BBG just got permabanned lol

Klewer posted:

lmfao. i'm guessing it had something to do with AIDS shmorky poo poo

net cafe scandal posted:

Lumpys probably gonna get murked too

net cafe scandal posted:

Lumpys probably gonna get murked too

Soral posted:

good news amiibo hunters: a new bokoblin amiibo is on the way

trying to jack off posted:

whats it for? arent permabans only supposed to be for actual illegal things now and not just because someone doesn't like you?

qnqnx posted:

He revived old and very long memes for a final assault

trying to jack off posted:

whats it for? arent permabans only supposed to be for actual illegal things now and not just because someone doesn't like you?

net cafe scandal posted:

De-railing the Shmorky doxx thread in GBS, which is Lowtax's favorite thread in the whole world, and his wife's, too.

elf help book posted:

8bitdo

Soral posted:

3 people were perma'd in as many hours for posting wrong in the shmorky thread lol

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Thanks-a so much for to reading my posts.

ArfJason posted:

Youre playing with fire lumpy. Very long fire.

Lumpy the Cook posted: