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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

quote:

this one is begging for a Gilchrist edit

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Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
For better or worse, Modesty Blaise is about to head into new territory:

quote:

After Jim Holdaway's death in 1970, the art of the strip was provided by the Spanish artist Enrique Badía Romero. Eight years later, Romero quit to make time for his own comics projects, and after short attempts by John Burns and Patrick Wright, Neville Colvin drew the strip until 1986. Then Romero returned to the job and continued until the end of the strip.

In other words, we're about to enter the post-Romero years. You will notice the change in art style immediately - and I totally understand if you bail out as Burns steps in. He'll be taking the lead on only two stories, so we'll see how Patrick Wright works out soon enough.

And now, without further ado, Yellowstone Booty:


Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Kennel posted:

Mandrake



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk

RandomFerret posted:

And for those not following the dedicated NSM thread, here are some avs:
There's a NSM thread! :monocle:

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Pop Team Epic


Honey Come Chatka

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD


"Which part of this are you not getting?"
"Obviously, the core concept."

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
Oh, boy, "Yellowstone Booty."

I suppose it's not a terrible story for a comic strip from 1978 written by a British guy, but it's probably the only one of the lot that's got some poorly-aged racial politics.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Vargo posted:

There's actually a deaf guy who comes around my local comic shop sometimes dressed as Hulk Hogan

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Jesus, that art. Well, I guess I knew the good times had to end someday.

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

treasureplane posted:

Nancy (February 4 & 5, 1944)


This one is begging for a Gilchrist edit, better be quick about it though before someone el

Nenonen posted:

this one is begging for a Gilchrist edit

well poo poo

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Forktoss posted:

This one is begging for a Gilchrist edit, better be quick about it though before someone el


well poo poo



Oh man. I needed that laugh.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

:bravo:

I can't stop laughing at the last panel, though the first panel also reaches some new dimensions - like Bushmiller predicted this edit and therefore made Nancy look so wary.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Kennel posted:

Mandrake

ping?



Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (November, 1915)


Outbursts of Everett True (April, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs (February, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (April, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (March, 1940, click for big)

Well now I want to hear this joke.

Mopsy (September, 1940)


Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)


Jaf (1969)


Feiffer (1970, click for big)


Andy Capp (December, 1970, click for big)


Wee Pals (January, 1971, click for big)


Pyton


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)

Avatar goodness:


Dick Tracy (October, 2009, click for big)

Slammy fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jan 14, 2017

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Come on True, that was on you, shoulda tipped the guy.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

quote:

I bet this was because he met a certain Mr. True on his way home.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Vargo posted:

The incoherent old-man ramblings of Curtis:

You pay less than a dollar for a potato, but thousands of dollars for a car! People are willing to pay thousands for a new TV, but they won't pay the same for a can of softdrink! They'll spend hours on a plane to go on holiday, but not to get to work every day! People will spend two hours watching a movie, but not two hours cleaning their teeth! It's madness everywhere you look!

Transmodiar posted:

For better or worse, Modesty Blaise is about to head into new territory:
Well, I hope the plot is spelled out well enough in the dialogue, because you certainly can't tell what's going on from the art.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Transmodiar posted:

For better or worse, Modesty Blaise is about to head into new territory:


In other words, we're about to enter the post-Romero years. You will notice the change in art style immediately - and I totally understand if you bail out as Burns steps in. He'll be taking the lead on only two stories, so we'll see how Patrick Wright works out soon enough.

And now, without further ado, Yellowstone Booty:




Eh, it could be worse. It's definitely looser and more stylized, and the sense of space is Not Great, but after that last story I was starting to tire of Romero's one Asian face.

I'm not looking forward to Burns's idea of a Modesty Blaise fight scene though.

WickedHate posted:

Honey Come Chatka


Tayowns


Hell Yeah.

Tiggum posted:

You pay less than a dollar for a potato, but thousands of dollars for a car! People are willing to pay thousands for a new TV, but they won't pay the same for a can of softdrink! They'll spend hours on a plane to go on holiday, but not to get to work every day! People will spend two hours watching a movie, but not two hours cleaning their teeth! It's madness everywhere you look!

*in extremely Billingsley voice* athletes get paid more than janitors

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nenonen posted:

I bet this was because he met a certain Mr. True on his way home.

Oh. I thought that he had gone to war and is now homeless and maimed.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

<3 Pop Team Epic

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set doesn't allow suckers to keep their money.


Working Daze is an HR nightmare.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is no laughing matter.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic




Radio Patrol


I'm not sure what "The Mind" thought was going to happen here.


Rip Kirby




Big Ben Bolt

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

Oh. I thought that he had gone to war and is now homeless and maimed.

He got stuck in a flamewar

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

WickedHate posted:

Come on True, that was on you, shoulda tipped the guy.

Tipping wasn't common custom at the time, just a fad designed to make consumers feel like rich benefactors. Labor movements opposed it, counter-intuitive though that must sound, because of the belief that it discouraged class consciousness and made it easier for managers to justify low salaries by passing costs on to the customer. And they ended up being right about that. Modern tipping is little more than an extra informal tax at restaurants, which is why no one does it outside the United States.

Tracksuit



Yep, untranslatable pun.



Horror translates pretty well though.

It's All Right Chief Dharma



I like Miss Han's deadpans. Never get to mention that, since they're never full punchlines.



"Porn" doesn't really work because as was seen previously, the word in question more generally just means eroticisms, like good cleavage.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Manchild Life


Write Your Own Setup and Punchline no, this is not edit, this is actually the original.


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Finally a relatable Vivi and Wagner.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

MariusLecter posted:

Oh. I thought that he had gone to war and is now homeless and maimed.

The strip is from 1915 so no. That only happens a couple years later when USA enters the war and Mr. True sees this hapless guy loitering in the street and drags him to a recruitment agency.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker


He seems to be making sense to me?

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane


Fitzgerald, huh. Could be worse; Brooke could be folding into the dialogue references to James Joyce's letters to Nora Barnacle.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/74934/13-nsfw-lines-james-joyces-incredibly-dirty-love-letters

Also: my uptight American parents were more stodgy and scandalised when me and pre-Mr Boods were in a relationship than my future English in-laws ever were (my parents either forced him to sleep in another room or for us to stay at a hotel, but Mr Boods' mum assumed we'd bunk up together in the guest room).



This has me giggling.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma

Morning booze?


Beetle Bailey


Fred Basset


Frog Applause


Hi and Lois


That would be an interesting development.


La Cucaracha


What?


Lockhorns


Mark Trail


Office Hours


Reply All


Zits

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Some Guy TT posted:

Tipping wasn't common custom at the time, just a fad designed to make consumers feel like rich benefactors. Labor movements opposed it, counter-intuitive though that must sound, because of the belief that it discouraged class consciousness and made it easier for managers to justify low salaries by passing costs on to the customer. And they ended up being right about that. Modern tipping is little more than an extra informal tax at restaurants, which is why no one does it outside the United States.

Tracksuit



Yep, untranslatable pun.



Horror translates pretty well though.

Looks like something the Affront would've designed.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Tiggum posted:

La Cucaracha


What?

"Native Americans from Central and South America are disproportionately represented amongst illegal immigrants" together with a "the Falklands have just been invaded!" calibre rerun.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Tiggum posted:

Frog Applause


I can't help but see this as a loss edit.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Tiggum posted:

La Cucaracha


What?
There's somewhat of a meme that the Mayans just disappeared among the fringe science types that also buy into bunk like Mayans predicting the end times - it's often used to argue about spaceships in their art - but in reality they just became an underclass under Spanish rule while the modern divisions of South America were set up around them, effectively 'hiding' them from early European research into Native American history.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Ghostlight posted:

There's somewhat of a meme that the Mayans just disappeared among the fringe science types that also buy into bunk like Mayans predicting the end times
I'd never heard of this. I mean, I'd heard of the "Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world bit" but not the idea that the Mayans somehow disappeared without trace. So when I saw that comic it just struck me as a really weird question to even ask - they were conquered by Spain, that's what happened to them.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Some Guy TT posted:

Tipping wasn't common custom at the time, just a fad designed to make consumers feel like rich benefactors. Labor movements opposed it, counter-intuitive though that must sound, because of the belief that it discouraged class consciousness and made it easier for managers to justify low salaries by passing costs on to the customer. And they ended up being right about that. Modern tipping is little more than an extra informal tax at restaurants, which is why no one does it outside the United States.

Ah, a fair point. As someone who detests the cancer on the economics of the young working class that is the tip system, True is now even more heroic in my eyes.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I had a dream that Chief Dharma was my boss. Sadly can't remember anything else.

Nancy


Today's Dogg™


Dustin


Mandrake

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
how do I make a GreaseMonkey script that identifies Gilchrist comics and automatically replaces them with

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

I despise every atom of this.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Tiggum posted:

I'd never heard of this. I mean, I'd heard of the "Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world bit" but not the idea that the Mayans somehow disappeared without trace. So when I saw that comic it just struck me as a really weird question to even ask - they were conquered by Spain, that's what happened to them.
Yeah, it's around because fringe ancient alien stuff is all basically a game of telephone started in the 19th based on third-hand accounts taken out of their original context. Basically the Spanish did report conquering the land of the Maya, but they reported that the Mayan cities were already in ruins by the time they arrived - which was true. To scientists of the day the arc of civilisation was ever-upward, so they simply didn't bother mentioning that the Maya were still there, just not still living in the megalithic cities - instead, the fact that they did not live in the cities was used to argue they weren't the native populace and therefore taking their land was fine. That argument was used also against the Native Americans based on them no longer building mounds.

So, according to shittily understood quotes across the late 20th century that alien theorists keep citing from each other, the Spanish just walked into Maya and found massive abandoned cities that hadn't been destroyed due to war, so therefore the Maya must have chosen to leave, and of course if they were predicting thousands of years in the future through the power of stars and math, then maybe they left for the stars!!!(???)

Buy my book about why previous calculations on the end of the Mayan Long Count were miscalculated and it's actually taking place in January 2017.

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