NCAA Offseason N/V: Home of the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl (awaiting Shark Bowl)

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Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I responded to you for making 4-5 posts in a row over the offseason that criticized Harbaugh for doing absolutely normal things. It was really weird. "Can you guys believe this lunatic said that he likes to eat bacon for breakfast? lol, Michigan! Am I right?" (Also, the slight difference with Gendo's site was that the coach he was mocking was the coach of the program he roots for. Makes a little more sense!)

But I have come to realize that it was not just some weird trolling, rather nearly everyone on this forum has a strange visceral reaction to everything Harbaugh does. And I get it, he yells a lot, he says weird things, he complains too much, it's like Charlie Weis being really fat, easy target for everyone.

So go for it man, make as many posts on the issue as your heart desires. Here, I'll tee you up for one: Just the other day Jim Harbaugh's wife had their 7th child! Who the hell has 7 children anymore, especially at the age of 53. Is he a secret religious fanatic?

I can't imagine how awful it must be to have TFF to dislike your team and/or coach. It must be unbearable. You have my deepest condolences.

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:43

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

I doubt there's anything secret about it.

Also harbs is a millionaire, you dont need to white knight him.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:16

vikingstrike: Sep 23, 2007; whats happening, captain

Can't get off when his wife's on birth control.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:17

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

I have noticed that people in TFF generally hate people for arbitrary and unexplainable stupid reasons or for reasons that they can't explain besides "man gently caress that guy."

But that's sports in general.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:19

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Jim Harbaugh's greatest regret in life is not having enough children at an early age so he could be solely responsible for the starting 11 of a defense at a place he coached.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:22

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

By the way that's also the only acceptable use of polygamy in the modern world. Roll Tide.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:24

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Emron posted:

I can't imagine how awful it must be to have TFF to dislike your team and/or coach. It must be unbearable. You have my deepest condolences.

I don't hate Bama, even if FSU opens the season with them.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:29

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Bama is a fucker

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:34

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Crotch Bat posted:

Jim Harbaugh's greatest regret in life is not having enough children at an early age so he could be solely responsible for the starting 11 of a defense at a place he coached.

My high school had a defensive line composed entirely by four brothers. The DC was their dad.

Makes you think

# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:44

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Harbaugh is a member of the quiverfull movement

# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:14

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

Emron posted:

I can't imagine how awful it must be to have TFF to dislike your team and/or coach. It must be unbearable. You have my deepest condolences.

Lmao. The passion of the Michigan Man

# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:48

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

I sure am glad everyone like Butch Jones or I'd be in such a tizzy

# ? Jan 14, 2017 19:42

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Joey Freshwater posted:

I sure am glad everyone like Butch Jones or I'd be in such a tizzy

certainly nobody in the SEC would like to see him get fired

# ? Jan 14, 2017 19:42

whos that broooown: Dec 10, 2009; 2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

KKKLIP ART posted:

Harbaugh is a member of the quiverfull movement

Jim Bob Harbaugh

# ? Jan 14, 2017 19:48

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

DJExile posted:

mods pls change this thread title to "A&M is rear end my dude"

# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:02

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Emron posted:

I can't imagine how awful it must be to have TFF to dislike your team and/or coach. It must be unbearable. You have my deepest condolences.

Also i have to laugh at the normal behavior line.

How deluded can you be.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:07

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I responded to you for making 4-5 posts in a row over the offseason that criticized Harbaugh for doing absolutely normal things. It was really weird. "Can you guys believe this lunatic said that he likes to eat bacon for breakfast? lol, Michigan! Am I right?" (Also, the slight difference with Gendo's site was that the coach he was mocking was the coach of the program he roots for. Makes a little more sense!)

But I have come to realize that it was not just some weird trolling, rather nearly everyone on this forum has a strange visceral reaction to everything Harbaugh does. And I get it, he yells a lot, he says weird things, he complains too much, it's like Charlie Weis being really fat, easy target for everyone.

So go for it man, make as many posts on the issue as your heart desires. Here, I'll tee you up for one: Just the other day Jim Harbaugh's wife had their 7th child! Who the hell has 7 children anymore, especially at the age of 53. Is he a secret religious fanatic?

Lmao

# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:14

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I responded to you for making 4-5 posts in a row over the offseason that criticized Harbaugh for doing absolutely normal things. It was really weird. "Can you guys believe this lunatic said that he likes to eat bacon for breakfast? lol, Michigan! Am I right?" (Also, the slight difference with Gendo's site was that the coach he was mocking was the coach of the program he roots for. Makes a little more sense!)

But I have come to realize that it was not just some weird trolling, rather nearly everyone on this forum has a strange visceral reaction to everything Harbaugh does. And I get it, he yells a lot, he says weird things, he complains too much, it's like Charlie Weis being really fat, easy target for everyone.

So go for it man, make as many posts on the issue as your heart desires. Here, I'll tee you up for one: Just the other day Jim Harbaugh's wife had their 7th child! Who the hell has 7 children anymore, especially at the age of 53. Is he a secret religious fanatic?

Lol you sadbrained weirdo

# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:15

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I responded to you for making 4-5 posts in a row over the offseason that criticized Harbaugh for doing absolutely normal things. It was really weird. "Can you guys believe this lunatic said that he likes to eat bacon for breakfast? lol, Michigan! Am I right?" (Also, the slight difference with Gendo's site was that the coach he was mocking was the coach of the program he roots for. Makes a little more sense!)

But I have come to realize that it was not just some weird trolling, rather nearly everyone on this forum has a strange visceral reaction to everything Harbaugh does. And I get it, he yells a lot, he says weird things, he complains too much, it's like Charlie Weis being really fat, easy target for everyone.

So go for it man, make as many posts on the issue as your heart desires. Here, I'll tee you up for one: Just the other day Jim Harbaugh's wife had their 7th child! Who the hell has 7 children anymore, especially at the age of 53. Is he a secret religious fanatic?

You are mad about what internet people say about the coach of your footballmans.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:21

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I responded to you for making 4-5 posts in a row over the offseason that criticized Harbaugh for doing absolutely normal things. It was really weird. "Can you guys believe this lunatic said that he likes to eat bacon for breakfast? lol, Michigan! Am I right?" (Also, the slight difference with Gendo's site was that the coach he was mocking was the coach of the program he roots for. Makes a little more sense!)

But I have come to realize that it was not just some weird trolling, rather nearly everyone on this forum has a strange visceral reaction to everything Harbaugh does. And I get it, he yells a lot, he says weird things, he complains too much, it's like Charlie Weis being really fat, easy target for everyone.

So go for it man, make as many posts on the issue as your heart desires. Here, I'll tee you up for one: Just the other day Jim Harbaugh's wife had their 7th child! Who the hell has 7 children anymore, especially at the age of 53. Is he a secret religious fanatic?

Oh god I'm so close. Just a little bit more so I can fill this grode jar.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:01

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Emron posted:

I can't imagine how awful it must be to have TFF to dislike your team and/or coach. It must be unbearable. You have my deepest condolences.

I like Harbaugh

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:08

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

I missed food chat, goddammit.

NY Strip is best cut.

Hot sauce on overmedium eggs or poached is preferable, but scrambled eggs are the jam in a pinch. Ketchup is fine, but not really my thing.

All BBQ is great, but pork reigns supreme.

Sauce should not prop up your BBQ, but if you need training wheels the order of goodness is Mustard-base-->Vinegar-->Tomato base. Hot sauce is my usual topping on plain pulled pork, or whole hog bbq.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:12

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i honestly do not care what any of you people cram down your gullets

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:13

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

I think i want to try Korean Army Stew this offseason

https://youtu.be/mIUc0jiOxE0

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:20

whos that broooown: Dec 10, 2009; 2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

R.D. Mangles posted:

i honestly do not care what any of you people cram down your gullets

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:34

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I responded to you for making 4-5 posts in a row over the offseason that criticized Harbaugh for doing absolutely normal things. It was really weird. "Can you guys believe this lunatic said that he likes to eat bacon for breakfast? lol, Michigan! Am I right?" (Also, the slight difference with Gendo's site was that the coach he was mocking was the coach of the program he roots for. Makes a little more sense!)

But I have come to realize that it was not just some weird trolling, rather nearly everyone on this forum has a strange visceral reaction to everything Harbaugh does. And I get it, he yells a lot, he says weird things, he complains too much, it's like Charlie Weis being really fat, easy target for everyone.

So go for it man, make as many posts on the issue as your heart desires. Here, I'll tee you up for one: Just the other day Jim Harbaugh's wife had their 7th child! Who the hell has 7 children anymore, especially at the age of 53. Is he a secret religious fanatic?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:35

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

pillsburysoldier posted:

I like Harbaugh

I do too. He's a weird, beautiful football clown.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:37

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Emron posted:

I do too. He's a weird, beautiful football clown.

He went from 'entertaining sideshow' to 'dysfunctional manchild' for me when he showed up to the World Series wearing a loving glove.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:47

Quandary: Jan 29, 2008

I'm a few pages late but

DJExile posted:

mods pls change this thread title to "A&M is rear end my dude"

# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:52

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

kittenmittons posted:

that's the hat they play for, can confirm

# ? Jan 14, 2017 22:09

Noctone: Oct 25, 2005; XO til we overdose..

It's almost getting to the point where MdP's impotent rage is more amusing than Harbaugh's autistic tics.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 22:42

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

TBeats posted:

I have noticed that people in TFF generally hate people for arbitrary and unexplainable stupid reasons or for reasons that they can't explain besides "man gently caress that guy."

But that's sports in general.

TFF hates anybody who does something bad forever, and has basically run out of people at this point.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 23:30

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Emron posted:

Step 1: make sausage gravy from scratch
Step 2: bake some biscuits
Step 3: fry an egg over easy
Step 4: put the egg on the biscuit
Step 5: put the gravy over the egg

Now you're eatin Pig In A Hat, baby!

This is me crossing the aisle to say that this is a good thing to do

# ? Jan 14, 2017 23:40

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

NickRoweFillea posted:

This is me crossing the aisle to say that this is a good thing to do

Pig In a Hat is a uniting force in these troubled times.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 23:55

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I responded to you for making 4-5 posts in a row over the offseason that criticized Harbaugh for doing absolutely normal things. It was really weird. "Can you guys believe this lunatic said that he likes to eat bacon for breakfast? lol, Michigan! Am I right?" (Also, the slight difference with Gendo's site was that the coach he was mocking was the coach of the program he roots for. Makes a little more sense!)

But I have come to realize that it was not just some weird trolling, rather nearly everyone on this forum has a strange visceral reaction to everything Harbaugh does. And I get it, he yells a lot, he says weird things, he complains too much, it's like Charlie Weis being really fat, easy target for everyone.

So go for it man, make as many posts on the issue as your heart desires. Here, I'll tee you up for one: Just the other day Jim Harbaugh's wife had their 7th child! Who the hell has 7 children anymore, especially at the age of 53. Is he a secret religious fanatic?

yeah but he drank milk from a wineglass while eating at a nice steakhouse

# ? Jan 15, 2017 00:18

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

If I'm paying $150 for a steak I better be able to drink milk straight from the cow tom green style

# ? Jan 15, 2017 00:26

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

he didn't even pay that much from the steak because the steakhouse did some thing where there was a discount based off the difference in points that Michigan scored against another team or something like that.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 00:32

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

KKKLIP ART posted:

he didn't even pay that much from the steak because the steakhouse did some thing where there was a discount based off the difference in points that Michigan scored against another team or something like that.

but he did pay for the milk. And possibly for some wine that he could throw out and use the glass

# ? Jan 15, 2017 00:41

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

R.D. Mangles posted:

i honestly do not care what any of you people cram down your gullets

Food is food. If you like how it tastes, who am I to judge?

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:43

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Sash! posted:

Food is food. If you like how it tastes, who am I to judge?

YOU PROLLY SAY THAT BECAYSE YOU EAT rear end

# ? Jan 15, 2017 00:47

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