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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Hi I'm Larry id like to internalize some male gaze. My number is 420 6969 tia

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Strategic Tea posted:

Just gonna say no email signatures what kind of mickey mouse operation is this?

I want ~head of~, I want phone numbers, I want office address :argh:

It's all just instructions for a fetish for a certain type of girl.

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Hi I'm Larry id like to internalize some male gays. My number is 420 6969 tia

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I know this company has been going under, but would have gone under faster if women were better about giving a poo poo about other women, but the fact is that actual feminism--as in, an actual political movement for the rights of women--is strongly culturally discouraged in lieu of self-focus and materialism marketed as empowerment.

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
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I personally avoided buying their products for any reason once i heard about dov charney

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Pick posted:

instructions for a fetish

ZACK? ITS YOUR COUSIN LARRY. LARRY PARSONS? YOU KNOW THAT NEW STORY YOUVE BEEN LOOKING FOR?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Shanghaied posted:

Seriously talk though, besides American Giant, is there any other company to whom I can pay :20bux: for a plain US-made t-shirt, without having some stoned barely-legal Midwestern girl on my conscience?

Yeah I'd also like to know!


Pick posted:

I know this company has been going under, but would have gone under faster if women were better about giving a poo poo about other women, but the fact is that actual feminism--as in, an actual political movement for the rights of women--is strongly culturally discouraged in lieu of self-focus and materialism marketed as empowerment.

You're not wrong and it's pretty drat sad when I see women who are afraid to just call themselves a feminist and have to go 'well I'm not a feminist per se I just believe in equal rights for women and etc.' like just say it dude it's okay stand up to the poo poo show.

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
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Pick posted:

I know this company has been going under, but would have gone under faster if women were better about giving a poo poo about other women, but the fact is that actual feminism--as in, an actual political movement for the rights of women--is strongly culturally discouraged in lieu of self-focus and materialism marketed as empowerment.

You go girl!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

butterbar posted:

I personally avoided buying their products for any reason once i heard about dov charney

I'm wearing a 4 year old pair of their schoolboy pants that have held up longer than my wool MADE IN AMERICA Pendleton Portland collections. I am willing 2 make up 4 this by doing unmentionables to a picture of dove charney

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I'm wearing a 4 year old pair of their schoolboy pants that have held up longer than my wool MADE IN AMERICA Pendleton Portland collections. I am willing 2 make up 4 this by doing unmentionables to a picture of dove charney

Okay marry-gently caress-kill: Dov Charney, Terry Richardson, Woody Allen and Roman Polanski. I know that's four people, but I guess the fourth one can watch?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Trick question: Kill all of them, marry the gun

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
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Shanghaied posted:

Okay marry-gently caress-kill: Dov Charney, Terry Richardson, Woody Allen and Roman Polanski. I know that's four people, but I guess the fourth one can watch?

Kill all

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to stock up on deep v t-shirts before they go out of business like its 2005 because im a chauvinist dirty daddy

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

I know this company has been going under, but would have gone under faster if women were better about giving a poo poo about other women, but the fact is that actual feminism--as in, an actual political movement for the rights of women--is strongly culturally discouraged in lieu of self-focus and materialism marketed as empowerment.

True, we must rouse the proletariat and take to the streets as equals

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I'm wearing a 4 year old pair of their schoolboy pants that have held up longer than my wool MADE IN AMERICA Pendleton Portland collections. I am willing 2 make up 4 this by doing unmentionables to a picture of dove charney

Wtf are schoolboy pants? You mean shorts? Or, like, knickerbockers?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Post more jack off fun for a bad daddy

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Should I unload my cock now???? like a filthy pig??
asking for a friend

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

deep web creep posted:

Should I unload my cock now???? like a filthy pig??
asking for a friend

is there baby girl drooooool all over it?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



The Bananana posted:

Hmm... I do feel like i remember there being an American Apparel like... right across the street from UT. Lol.

If you're talking about the UT I think you are, it's still there.

I remember walking past that store some time last year, and they had cardboard cutouts of some girls wearing those thong one-pieces sitting in their front windows. I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish they were still there.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Shanghaied posted:

You say this, but Charney was also sued by, uh, noted connoisseur of feminine beauty Woody Allen for some stupid reason, so... now the brother shall betray the brother to death?

He's suing him for making money without giving him a cut, through uncompensated use of his likeness. Traditionally, that's considered almost as bad as charging interest

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

If you're talking about the UT I think you are, it's still there.

I remember walking past that store some time last year, and they had cardboard cutouts of some girls wearing those thong one-pieces sitting in their front windows. I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish they were still there.

See if you can snag one from the dumpster when they clean that poo poo out

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

deep web creep posted:

Should I unload my cock now???? like a filthy pig??
asking for a friend

Someone wants to be a farmer

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Quick Draw McGraw posted:

See if you can snag one from the dumpster when they clean that poo poo out

I wish I could, but this was months ago. They're long gone now.

They had one where the girl was turned so her whole rear end was facing the viewer. It was hilarious. I honestly can't figure out how somebody decided putting that in a window where children could see it was a good idea.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I wish I could, but this was months ago. They're long gone now.

They had one where the girl was turned so her whole rear end was facing the viewer. It was hilarious. I honestly can't figure out how somebody decided putting that in a window where children could see it was a good idea.

I can










Eat Fresh

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

I don't know how you can say this poo poo and not immediately cringe yourself into a singularity.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
Some years back, I was shopping in an American Apparel store, and one of the girls working there was wearing a low-backed mini dress - bare back, bare arms and legs, like a swim suit with a little skirt. It was the middle of summer, but I still thought she was really under-dressed for work. I mean poo poo, I feel under-dressed during the summer months when a suit jacket and tie wasn't compulsory. Never felt right going back into one of those places again. True story.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Hey just wanted to say thanks to all the goons that have been posting these hot pictures for the last few pages. I didn't really read much so I'm not sure what this thread is about but I assume a thinly veiled excuse for posting porn like the butt thread (RIP).

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Shanghaied posted:

Some years back, I was shopping in an American Apparel store, and one of the girls working there was wearing a low-backed mini dress - bare back, bare arms and legs, like a swim suit with a little skirt. It was the middle of summer, but I still thought she was really under-dressed for work. I mean poo poo, I feel under-dressed during the summer months when a suit jacket and tie wasn't compulsory. Never felt right going back into one of those places again. True story.
so did you jack off fun or not??

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Hey just wanted to say thanks to all the goons that have been posting these hot pictures for the last few pages. I didn't really read much so I'm not sure what this thread is about but I assume a thinly veiled excuse for posting porn like the butt thread (RIP).

no it's about

gentle pete posted:

If you can't handle me at my bad daddy, you don't deserve me at my jack off fun

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

King Vidiot posted:

no it's about

Oh, I get it! We're sincerely posting American Apparel ads, and those are the the actual thinly veiled porn.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Men are despicable degenerates.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Pick posted:

Men are despicable degenerates.

Go post in the Ladies' Chat thread about it

I'm just kidding Pick we all like you

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

butterbar posted:

I personally avoided buying their products for any reason once i heard about dov charney
i prefer all my clothes to be made by malnourished Bangladeshi children. you don't have to hear about it when their bosses rape them, at least. pity about the industrial accidents, though.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I wanted this to be like Nihilist Arby's but with haunted clothes

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Go post in the Ladies' Chat thread about it

I'm just kidding Pick we all like you

the lady's chatting thread is for discussion of ducks and turtle gifs ONLY

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pick posted:

the lady's chatting thread is for discussion of ducks and turtle gifs ONLY

Aren't ducks remorseless rapists?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Iron Crowned posted:

I wanted this to be like Nihilist Arby's but with haunted clothes

Five Nights at Charney's

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

King Vidiot posted:

Five Nights at Charney's

Hey, wait a minute, this is just a rip-off of custer's revenge, only you run away from the naked guy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Aren't ducks remorseless rapists?

Oh trust me, we've discussed the cruel mannerisms of ducks.

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
If they move production to Haiti or another third-world hellhole, it will be to save money. Skilled seamstresses in Los Angeles used to make over $ 14.00/hour.That was 5 years ago. It's gone up. Is it enough to live on the ocean? No, but no one else can afford to so what difference does it make?

A skilled seamstress saves you money in the long run, because she can crank out more garments with few/no flaws than an inexperienced one.

Spend a few hours in a city's garment district, and be astounded at how fast the women are, and how much is still done by hand.

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