Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Angry Salami: Jul 27, 2013; Don't trust the skull.

King Possum III posted:

Man, that's a terrible Trump caricature on the left.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 13:25

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RodShaft: Jul 31, 2003; Like an evil horny Santa Claus.

Extensive Vamping posted:

And there's about to be a bunch more!

# ? Jan 17, 2017 13:49

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Pants Donkey posted:

# ? Jan 17, 2017 14:04

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Fulchrum posted:

Not to knock Doctor King, but that third one is very clearly bullshit.

It's all in the "perhaps". Unfortunately there are a lot of historical examples, most of which are old enough to be largely forgotten about by now.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 15:21

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

King Possum III posted:

5

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Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

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SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Technowolf posted:

2

# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:37

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Chip Bok posted:

The CIA has a �high degree of confidence� that Putin hacked the election in favor of Trump. CNN reported that intelligence agencies had briefed Trump about an incriminating dossier. The document, compiled by a former British spy, implies Trump could be manipulated by Russia. BuzzFeed published a whiz bang story revealing the dossier�s unverified contents.

Meanwhile FBI Director James Comey is being investigated by the inspector general.

Democrats are enraged about a letter, damaging to Hillary Clinton, that Comey sent to Congress days before the election. It�s against FBI policy to comment on its investigations. But the same Democrats were thrilled by Comey�s earlier comment that Hillary shouldn�t be prosecuted.

There is no investigation of Comey�s boss AG Loretta Lynch concerning her secret meeting with Bill Clinton last summer on an airport tarmac.

And now civil rights legend John Lewis says Trump is an illegitimate president-elect. Naturally, the MSM narrative was about Trump�s tweeted response to Lewis�s attack on his legitimacy.

Bob Woodward thinks Trump has a right to be pissed.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:44

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Kirschen posted:

The Temple of Solomon stood on the top of a mountain in Jerusalem. A mosque called Al Aksa now stands on that "Temple Mount", however the entire Temple Mount is now called Al Aksa by the Arabs and that includes the strange and beautiful structure that stands there and which is called called the Dome of the Rock.
Today's cartoon deals with the threats of retaliation voiced by local Palestinian leadership to the idea of America moving its embassy to Israel's capital City.

Labels: Abbas, embassy, Israel, Jerusalem, Palestine, Peace, Temple Mount, trump

# ? Jan 17, 2017 17:56

Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Trogdos! posted:

3

Trump is a nightmare for America. AGC

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:00

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

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Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:08

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Mr. Fish is the middle finger.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:11

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

Aside from having a good message, what I like about Bors' depiction of Trump is how he plays up what I find to be his least attractive feature, which is just how pale the area around his eyes are from the rest of his spray tan. Other people lay on tanning beds with those tiny little glasses that just cover your eyes but he must wear giant ones. I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:11

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

did trump flip some birds recently that i missed

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:13

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

davebo posted:

Aside from having a good message, what I like about Bors' depiction of Trump is how he plays up what I find to be his least attractive feature, which is just how pale the area around his eyes are from the rest of his spray tan. Other people lay on tanning beds with those tiny little glasses that just cover your eyes but he must wear giant ones. I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer.

He wants to go back to New York on the weekends; he'll have tons of free time.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:13

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Good Old Chip Bok posted:

BuzzFeed published a whiz bang story revealing the dossier�s unverified contents.

More like a wizz bang story

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:17

Kurr de la Cruz: May 21, 2007; Put the boots to him, medium style.; Hair Elf

davebo posted:

Aside from having a good message, what I like about Bors' depiction of Trump is how he plays up what I find to be his least attractive feature, which is just how pale the area around his eyes are from the rest of his spray tan. Other people lay on tanning beds with those tiny little glasses that just cover your eyes but he must wear giant ones. I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer.

He's like a reverse raccoon. If it wasn't so goddamned depressing that this man is the face of our country, it'd be hilarious.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:38

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:38

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Political Cartoons 2017: If it weren't so depressing, it'd be hilarious.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:39

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

loquacius posted:

aw, Bennett has the cutest pooches :3:

unfortunately that basement does not look like it will withstand a nuclear war, but then a couple of water canisters wouldn't last them for long.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:49

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

honestly in this case the bunker being somewhat unfit for purpose is probably a good thing as it shows Bennett is just joking, unlike uh, certain people who were expecting the muslim antichrist to strike any day now

davebo posted:

I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer.

what else do you possibly expect him to focus on

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:07

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Happy Tuesday!

Inaugural Bawl

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:11

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Holy poo poo that is beautiful. :allears:

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:13

Tei: Feb 19, 2011

Love this one and bors one.

The art is getting better already!.

I am so proud of america. In a few months most political cartoons will read like CCCP science fiction authors.

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Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

how long before we get a Wario in there

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:16

doodlebugs: Feb 18, 2015; by Lowtax

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:23

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Edit: I'm a gullible idiot

Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jan 17, 2017

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

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Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Oh.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:24

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Egbert Souse posted:

Yeah, eating garbage and not taking care of yourself is the best way to get back at Obummer.

Hope early death from diabetes and heart disease isn't a big deal for you.

Source your quotes

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:26

Abyssal Squid: Jul 24, 2003

Egbert Souse posted:

Yeah, eating garbage and not taking care of yourself is the best way to get back at Obummer.

Hope early death from diabetes and heart disease isn't a big deal for you.

Kelly does cartoons for the Onion and is satirical, and goons will be dicks to you if you don't already know that. Hope this helps.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:32

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

Egbert Souse posted:

Yeah, eating garbage and not taking care of yourself is the best way to get back at Obummer.

Hope early death from diabetes and heart disease isn't a big deal for you.

Always magical.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:32

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

doodlebugs posted:

No! I was almost done with rehab! I was almost cleannnnnnn_{nnnnnn_nnnnnnnn}

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:32

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Egbert Souse posted:

Yeah, eating garbage and not taking care of yourself is the best way to get back at Obummer.

Hope early death from diabetes and heart disease isn't a big deal for you.

How? How does this keep happening?

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:33

Abyssal Squid: Jul 24, 2003

doodlebugs posted:

Yesss finally an opportunity to spring DbD on my unsuspecting friends again, here's a direct quote: "oh good I was just wondering what he's up t--AGH"

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:37

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Farecoal posted:

No! I was almost done with rehab! I was almost cleannnnnnn_{nnnnnn_nnnnnnnn}

I stopped checking Day by Day because it became too unpleasant to even hate read.

This strip being posted reaffirms that this was the correct choice.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:38

Arthur Crackpot: Sep 4, 2011; Proceed in a str8 line shaped like a perpetually shifting torus knot until you feel a sense of despair transcending all mortal comprehension, then hang a right at the next octopus, she'll be in the first room on the left

I'm indifferent about the DbD ban, but can we at least bring back Day by Penis?

# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:44

Ague Proof: Jun 5, 2014; they told me
I was everything

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D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Wow, that Day by Day is pretty racist!

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