Moridin920 posted:

I've heard women saying that before though. Women can enjoy loving you know.

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

There's basically no one who writes "I felt so wonderful and so slutty", unless they are very drunk or fakeposting.

WampaLord posted:

Moridin920 posted:

Well like I said, I've heard that before from girls who were def not joking around so ymmv I guess.


e: honestly you can find girls saying "i enjoy being a slut" or "i enjoyed feeling slutty" or some variation on that in like 2 seconds with Google so idk what you guys are talking about really

WoodrowSkillson posted:

as we know, women do neither of these things ever

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Am I [23M] an rear end in a top hat for blocking my ex [25M]?
Just pretend all of this is bolded

quote:

TMI Warning
So. My future FIL. He lives in my home with me, my partner, and our child for a fraction of the cost of rent - he pays for cable -and he's a perfectly fine person in general. He spends the summer at his beach house and the wintry months at home with us.
Now, I struggle with severe PTSD and depression, so housework is a process, but I'm in weekly cognative therapy and on medication to help, and it has. I've gotten into a groove with housework and self-care and it's awesome.
But suddenly he's back and my progress is nothing. I graduated to having a side of the sink free and clear, with just a couple of dishes in the other side, but he comes home and talks about how he told a neighbor that I'm a poor housekeeper but a great cook! And then spread dishes into both sides of the sink, misplaced my drying towel, and left a bunch of condiments of the table.
Cool. Whatever. I'll discuss it in therapy.
But he's taken up doing my laundry again. I've told him not to.
I have several health conditions, one of which is fecal and urinary incontinence. The other, less serious issue, is the fact that I have a heavy menstrual cycle due to birth control, which is a new thing, so it's completely out of control and I'm struggling to manage it because I used to be a light bleeder. But whatever, that's what period panties are for, right?
He mentioned, in a laundromat, that he would never get my underwear clear of blood stains. I wanted to die. I'm really careful about my 'accidents', but I'm petrified now. When I have an 'accident' now, I just throw out my underwear instead of trying to clean them because I don't want it mentioned. It's already humiliating enough that I'm a 20 something who shits herself sometimes.
What do I do? I'm so embarrassed, stressed, and feel that my wants and needs are being completely ignored.
TL;DR: I don't want my FIL to do my laundry.
EDIT: Guise, I'm not asking him to leave because he does my laundry. There is no malicious intent behind his words, just a big mouth and a little bit of a shakey grasp on social etiquette concerning women and their bodily functions. He raised two boys, they can be very frank in terms of these things.
FFIL loves me, there is no question about that.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

poo poo post inc:

My (25F) future FIL (59M) lives with me in my home, and won't stop doing my laundry.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

poo poo post inc:

My (25F) future FIL (59M) lives with me in my home, and won't stop doing my laundry.

ravenkult posted:

One of my exes went on one of those scams once (We'll give you a makeover and shoot model quality photos of you, and it's totally free!) even after I warned her it's a scam. When she came home she revealed how after taking the photos they ask for money if you want copies, or you can walk away. I was momentarily happy she wasn't as dumb as I thought until she told me she totally bought 10 of them for like $500.

But hey, at least it wasn't at some dude's apartment.

Batterypowered7 posted:

I'm think this one was posted a couple hundred pages ago.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

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Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love cock, hard cock, the biggest cocks. the biggest cocks made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a slutty slut slut. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch ding dong like the men i am always loving when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of cock and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness donger slamming repeatedly into my cervi the way that my boyfriend never could but only the hottest cocks can. i tell my boyfriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon go by now. not like these hot studs from topical racial backgrounds, who have the big cocks i crave. i eat a hundred cocks every night

tl;dr cocks cocks cocks

Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love cock, hard cock, the biggest cocks. the biggest cocks made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a slutty slut slut. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch ding dong like the men i am always loving when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of cock and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness donger slamming repeatedly into my cervi the way that my boyfriend never could but only the hottest cocks can. i tell my boyfriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon go by now. not like these hot studs from topical racial backgrounds, who have the big cocks i crave. i eat a hundred cocks every night

tl;dr cocks cocks cocks

Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love bees, hard bees, the biggest bees. the biggest bees made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a buzzy fuzzle bee. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch stinger like the bees i am always buzzing when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of honey and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness thorax slamming repeatedly into my stamen the way that my boyflower never could but only the hottest bees can. i tell my beefriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon buzz by now. not like these hot africanized bees, who have the big stingers i crave. i eat a hundred bees every night

tl;dr buzz buzz buzz

Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love cock, hard cock, the biggest cocks. the biggest cocks made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a slutty slut slut. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch ding dong like the men i am always loving when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of cock and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness donger slamming repeatedly into my cervi the way that my boyfriend never could but only the hottest cocks can. i tell my boyfriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon go by now. not like these hot studs from topical racial backgrounds, who have the big cocks i crave. i eat a hundred cocks every night

tl;dr cocks cocks cocks

Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love cock, hard cock, the biggest cocks. the biggest cocks made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a slutty slut slut. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch ding dong like the men i am always loving when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of cock and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness donger slamming repeatedly into my cervi the way that my boyfriend never could but only the hottest cocks can. i tell my boyfriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon go by now. not like these hot studs from topical racial backgrounds, who have the big cocks i crave. i eat a hundred cocks every night

tl;dr cocks cocks cocks

Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love cock, hard cock, the biggest cocks. the biggest cocks made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a slutty slut slut. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch ding dong like the men i am always loving when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of cock and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness donger slamming repeatedly into my cervi the way that my boyfriend never could but only the hottest cocks can. i tell my boyfriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon go by now. not like these hot studs from topical racial backgrounds, who have the big cocks i crave. i eat a hundred cocks every night

tl;dr cocks cocks cocks

Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love cock, hard cock, the biggest cocks. the biggest cocks made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a slutty slut slut. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch ding dong like the men i am always loving when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of cock and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness donger slamming repeatedly into my cervi the way that my boyfriend never could but only the hottest cocks can. i tell my boyfriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon go by now. not like these hot studs from topical racial backgrounds, who have the big cocks i crave. i eat a hundred cocks every night

tl;dr cocks cocks cocks

Pick posted:

my (27f) turtle (?m) needs an annoying amount of crickets (2wks) and im tired of going to petsmart (est. 1986)

i have a turtle he needs food he likes turtle food. relatedly i love cock, hard cock, the biggest cocks. the biggest cocks made me feel mad randy like a 15 year old girl all horned up like a slutty slut slut. my boyfriend is nice but he does not have a ten inch ding dong like the men i am always loving when he is out buying flowers for me. i especially love the taste of cock and the feeling of an 11 inch coke can thickness donger slamming repeatedly into my cervi the way that my boyfriend never could but only the hottest cocks can. i tell my boyfriend that he is weak and lame and that he should have stopped playing pokemon go by now. not like these hot studs from topical racial backgrounds, who have the big cocks i crave. i eat a hundred cocks every night

tl;dr cocks cocks cocks

well why not posted:

I think it's a kidnapping story. If she's from a well off family and naive enough to go to some dude's apartment by herself, someone is probably planning to snatch her for ransom.

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Am I having a stroke

boner confessor posted:

no it's a pretty common hustle

1) get some business cards printed out and a website. maybe even a fancy camera
2) walk around the mall, looking for pretty young women
3) approach them and tell them how pretty they are. introduce yourself as a modeling agent
4) convince them they have a chance as a model if they pay for headshots
5) get them to pay you to take their picture. you might be able to string this into multiple sessions if you're charming enough
6) bonus mission: bang them

i used to date a girl who was trying to make it as a model. if you're pretty and talented enough then even as an amateur you don't pay anyone to take your picture, you offer your time and then get copies of the pics for your portfolio. there are tons of dudes out there who will take pictures of you for free

Pick posted:

just don't talk to men, don't be around them

Pick posted:

just don't talk to men, don't be around them

Pick posted:

just don't talk to men, don't be around them

Andrast posted:

What about the cock?

MF_James posted:

You still need initial shots typically, so you generally go and pay $500-1000 to get professional (not shady mall guy) shots taken that are the start of your portfolio that you can then send to get your first gigs.

Andrast posted:

What about the cock?

MF_James posted:

You still need initial shots typically, so you generally go and pay $500-1000 to get professional (not shady mall guy) shots taken that are the start of your portfolio that you can then send to get your first gigs.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

just imagine i went through the effort to find the gross stories about women in here as well


people are stupid and this thread is a monument to our shared idiocy