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La Brea Carpet posted:This is going to sound like a joke, but I am serious. I am convinced my boss is trying to kill me. Spoiler: he's trying to kill everyone by giving out fried chicken, some a little faster than others I'll admit
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like yeah that sounds obnoxious as a participant but on the other hand as a third party observer I don't know when I'd get tired of "I'm getting up!" "YOU'RE PETTING CUPS?" "I'm walking to the kitchen!" "MY WALKMAN IS BITCHIN?" "Still inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide!" "YOU'RE WHALING THE SOCKS RIDE?"
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Pick posted:respect Ugh this is loving brutal. I'd ghost if I was her. Leave the FB chat open and just disappear.
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Pick posted:a real winner what an rear end in a top hat the post reads like it was written by a loving 17 year old, how is this guy ten years older than that? "My girlfriend loves horses but I HATE them!  " - seriously, guy, you hate horses?La Brea Carpet posted:Don't date horse people or manchildren this is one of those guys who thinks everything is about them. c'mon, dude, just let your non-diabetic co-workers enjoy fruit and donuts
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Pick posted:respect quote:horse teeth  quote:"NoBoobs McGee,"  quote:"Rat's nest hair"  quote:"avocado nose." 
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Pick posted:respect every time my brother has said so much as a single negative thing about my partner that wasn't completely, completely warranted I have shut him down so loving hard that he booted back up with bad sectors and memory errors she should absolutely  this stupid gently caress, if he won't defend you to the death to his superficial family he's a garbage man
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Mirthless posted:what an rear end in a top hat Every office I've ever worked in has had endless candy dishes at people's desks. If you don't actually eat the stuff, it won't hurt you!
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Mirthless posted:what an rear end in a top hat I can pretty easily imagine hating horses to the point you can't even feign interest, but I'm also not dating people who are super loving into things I hate unequivocally and then treating them like dirt because they should assume my superior interests instead. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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On the other hand the dude obviously still digs her quite a bit regardless of his opinion on her appearance... so that's like a half good thing, right?
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It might be that his brother is a massive cockbag and he's just saying what he thinks the bro wants to hear to get him to leave him alone? Still though all that aside just the bro trying to get the BF to cheat is bad enough to warrant a "hey fuckface, what the hell?" directed at said bro.
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no seriously what is an avocado nose. were they doing like the middle school roast where you'd just mash random words with people's body parts and act like it was some sick burn
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also idc how much you hate X, if your gf has been planning on going to see X for 6 months and you said you'd take her and then you bail the day before because 'going out with the guys later' you might just be a dumbassFullhouse posted:no seriously what is an avocado nose. picture an avocado. picture a nose. i assume it means the nose is thinner on top then quickly becomes bulbous/wide at the bottom
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Fullhouse posted:no seriously what is an avocado nose. shut up pineapple tits
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I can pretty easily imagine hating horses to the point you can't even feign interest, but I'm also not dating people who are super loving into things I hate and then treating them like dirt because they should assume my superior interests instead. I mean I could understand not wanting to get into horses, but his pursuit of his hobby as come at the expense of her own and she's trying to pick up his hobby (that she kind of hates) so she can spend more time with him. A relationship is a two way street! He's basically throwing a tantrum because he has to look at quadrupeds instead of shoot them every once in awhile, and now that she's getting into his hobby he (rightly) feels obligated to get into hers and it bothers him. If he can't get over something like this, IDK,  because it's a bad sign for the future imoJeff Sichoe posted:On the other hand the dude obviously still digs her quite a bit regardless of his opinion on her appearance... so that's like a half good thing, right? Yeah but he still clearly resents her for not being attractive enough. It's nice that he has good opinions on her but I'd be worried he was going to cheat when an opportunity to hook up with somebody more attractive came along, especially if he was still close to any of his (more attractive) exes.
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Fullhouse posted:no seriously what is an avocado nose. It's not about the taste it's the texture
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La Brea Carpet posted:Don't date horse people or manchildren "My boss is trying to kill me by putting non-diabetic food nearby!"
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Mirthless posted:what an rear end in a top hat Sorry mirthless, but I hate horses and they hate me. After years of tense negotiations we have signed a mutual border agreement and demilitarized zone between us but travel between the two is strictly forbidden and both of us retain second-strike capabilities.
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Pick posted:shut up pineapple tits Pineapple tits sounds like a good thing, because pineapples are big.
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Mirthless posted:I mean I could understand not wanting to get into horses, but his pursuit of his hobby as come at the expense of her own and she's trying to pick up his hobby (that she kind of hates) so she can spend more time with him. A relationship is a two way street! He's basically throwing a tantrum because he has to look at quadrupeds instead of shoot them every once in awhile, and now that she's getting into his hobby he (rightly) feels obligated to get into hers and it bothers him. If he can't get over something like this, IDK, yeah also just how much loving time does this dude spend hunting, I get that people get super into it but there's seasons and bag limits, it can't possibly be the only thing going on in your life. this dude's just hanging out in the woods with his buddies avoiding his girlfriend, they're probably blowing each other out there A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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horses are scum my people will never forgive them for their crimes against us if you see a horse, fight it if they come around here, fight em
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I like horses, they enjoy being fed carrots.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah Pretty sure theyre just blowing each other in a walmart parking lot in full camo.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah i bet he's one of those dudes who goes out to hunt squirrels and grouse when the real animals are off-limits because he just can't go a weekend without killing something
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haljordan posted:I like horses, they enjoy being fed carrots.
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Every horse I've ever met has been indifferent to me, unless I've had some sort of snack for them
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Barudak posted:Pretty sure theyre just blowing each other in a walmart parking lot in full camo. to be fair, camo works better in walmart parking lots than it does in the woods, due to the sheer number of dudes wearing camo it's like how zebras work
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This is from several pages ago now because this thread moves ridiculously fact, but can someone with more of a stomach for reddit than I confirm that "for realsies" is one of those phrases like "sexytime" that indicates that the poster is absolutely too immature for whatever relationship they're in?
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legendof posted:This is from several pages ago now because this thread moves ridiculously fact, but can someone with more of a stomach for reddit than I confirm that "for realsies" is one of those phrases like "sexytime" that indicates that the poster is absolutely too immature for whatever relationship they're in? generally speaking if somebody quotes South Park (case in point), Family Guy, or The Simpsons on a regular basis (more than 3-5x a day) they probably aren't worth talking to or being in any kind of relationship with i feel like i am being real generous with that number because we're all goons here additionally if somebody resorts to childish pop culture quips in a serious conversation i'm pretty sure you have carte blanche to just tune out immediately Mirthless fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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Pick posted:I (23f) saw a facebook chat between my BF (23M) and his brother (27ishM) that was very cruel about my appearance. I just don't know what to do because it REALLY hurts. Her boyfriend and his brother are tasteless garbage assholes. I was kind of surprised the ages in that post weren't 15M and 19M. She should paste the entire comment thread into an email with no other text, then never speak to him again. She sounds like a pretty cool person who was finally becoming comfortable with her body too. Basically, murder them. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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legendof posted:This is from several pages ago now because this thread moves ridiculously fact, but can someone with more of a stomach for reddit than I confirm that "for realsies" is one of those phrases like "sexytime" that indicates that the poster is absolutely too immature for whatever relationship they're in? B-but I say "for realsies"…
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:gaming didn't make that guy get a boner over eating women alive but hoo boy did it give him a venue to express it all over unsuspecting women without having to worry about any of the other nerdlingers involved making him feel bad about it That's the one disturbing thing about the story. To be fair I am extremely selective in who I play with and I have never played with a group that wouldn't say something about that.
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my rp group will never suspect there's a sexual dimension to my enjoyment of this activity! oh, what do i play?? vampire: the masquerade
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Pick posted:I would not put it past either of those two groups Did you ever listen to the F Plus episode about the people who gently caress their cars, and the one guy burnt his dickhole shut and was frantically asking the internet if he could just poke himself a new dickhole or if he had to go to the hospital?
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NomChompsky posted:Did you ever listen to the F Plus episode about the people who gently caress their cars, and the one guy burnt his dickhole shut and was frantically asking the internet if he could just poke himself a new dickhole or if he had to go to the hospital? oh my god
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NomChompsky posted:Did you ever listen to the F Plus episode about the people who gently caress their cars, and the one guy burnt his dickhole shut and was frantically asking the internet if he could just poke himself a new dickhole or if he had to go to the hospital? You only get one dickhole in life so you better not gently caress it up
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Pick posted:oh my god There was also a guy who was going to go to the hospital after cutting himself on the car's tailpipe but he wasn't sure if they would believe his cover story of "I was shoveling snow and then I tripped and slid dick first into the tailpipe."
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haljordan posted:You only get one dickhole in life so you better not gently caress it up Enfys posted:These are not fun times for you dickhole, these are dark times!
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Improbable Lobster posted:There was also a guy who was going to go to the hospital after cutting himself on the car's tailpipe but he wasn't sure if they would believe his cover story of "I was shoveling snow and then I tripped and slid dick first into the tailpipe." ER doctors have heard every ridiculous lie. I highly recommend this 13 year old forum thread for laffs. https://forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/things-i-learn-from-my-patients.257985/
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Tater Love 