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SniperWoreConverse posted:Guys it's fake well maybe YOUR FAKE, fakeman!
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 00:57 |
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sinking belle posted:i'd watch Sea Hags: The Movie
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 01:16 |
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I would say that shooting someone just for knocking on your door is a bit unrealistic, but then there was 2016
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 01:33 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Guys it's fake poo poo is weird enough that can't we pretend it's true? Couldn't you say reality is fake? Are we even real? Is any of this real..........
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 01:57 |
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RatHat posted:I would say that shooting someone just for knocking on your door is a bit unrealistic, but then there was 2016 Maybe she just watched Season 3 Episode 13 of Breaking Bad limp_cheese posted:poo poo is weird enough that can't we pretend it's true? I'm gonna refer to the section of the OP stating that "it's all in good fun" Like, I will call out an obvious fake myself if I feel I need to or if it's just begging to be called out, but once the discussion in the thread turns into how fake which confessions may or may not be it gets super boring so I'd rather not dwell on it. quote:The heater in my bathroom is broken and it's blasting a constant stream of powerful heat directly into the bowl of my toilet, so when I wipe my rear end it's like I'm striking deep into the jungle of the 'Nam to wipe out the brown Gook menace. that got a little uncomfortably racial near the end there quote:Cheating goon from however many pages ago here. My neighbor keeps hitting me up for sex again and I'll probably do it. She isn't particularly attractive but she's willing so I guess I'll probably do it again. Sex with my wife is actually pretty good, but I dunno, getting some variety is actually turning out to be pretty nice. Neighbor is married too but I think she is feeling the same way. Is this an addiction or is it just normal to want some variety? I can't remember which cheating goon this is, there have been so many
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 02:11 |
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RatHat posted:I would say that shooting someone just for knocking on your door is a bit unrealistic, but then there was 2016 Man, I know of a guy who jumped out of a closet to prank his cousin, and his cousin shot him dead. A lot of people who have guns conjure up scenarios and reasons to use them.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 02:53 |
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nair is just napalm for the rear end hair
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:04 |
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This is legit an amazing movie. If you have any Irish ancestry (or are actually Irish) it's a neat way to learn about Irish mythology.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:56 |
Putty posted:well maybe YOUR FAKE, fakeman! limp_cheese posted:poo poo is weird enough that can't we pretend it's true? no its true i'm the fake one empty all my life, like death time to return to the world I belong in
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:42 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Man, I know of a guy who jumped out of a closet to prank his cousin, and his cousin shot him dead. A lot of people who have guns conjure up scenarios and reasons to use them. Lol remember that time Oscar Prestarious or whatever his name was murdered the poo poo outta his girlfriend while she was in the bathroom and then was all "I thought she was a robber!"
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 05:21 |
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Then he cried like a big gay baby in court when he got convicted lmbo
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 05:21 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:no its true My non-anonymous confession is when I was in Germany I was watching TV and a commercial came on that was men beating baby seals to death set to Yakkity Sax. I have no idea what the commercial was about and was never able to find it again but I laughed so hard I cried. Every time I see a seal I think of that commercial and chuckle to myself.
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limp_cheese posted:My non-anonymous confession is when I was in Germany I was watching TV and a commercial came on that was men beating baby seals to death set to Yakkity Sax. I have no idea what the commercial was about and was never able to find it again but I laughed so hard I cried. Every time I see a seal I think of that commercial and chuckle to myself. How proud you must be.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:35 |
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This is a very good movie. My non-anonymous confession is that I as a grown man have watched this movie twice.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:57 |
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Song of the Sea chat: if you enjoyed it, make sure to check out The Secret of Kells too
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 10:24 |
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Secret of Kells has been sitting in my to watch list on Netflix for years.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Man, I know of a guy who jumped out of a closet to prank his cousin, and his cousin shot him dead. A lot of people who have guns conjure up scenarios and reasons to use them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDuntaEJaKg
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Man, I know of a guy who jumped out of a closet to prank his cousin, and his cousin shot him dead. A lot of people who have guns conjure up scenarios and reasons to use them. Kind of a "If you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail" sort of a thing.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Kind of a "If you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail" sort of a thing. "If you have a gun, every brown(ish) person looks like a murderous criminal"
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Hey now, not every gun owner is racist. Some of them are simply cowards.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 16:01 |
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quote:A few weeks ago my boyfriend of 2 years spoke to my mom and asked if he could marry me. I found out about it because my boyfriend is not very smart and did this on the phone in the room next to me. I mean, you sound a little judgey considering you're right there in that basement with him, but your current lifestyle does sound unsustainable. Talk to him about possible changes you could make (move somewhere else? Night school? Just plain better job searching?) but I don't think it's worth dumping him over unless he seems completely unwilling to change things up. But that extends to you too. Remember, it's not the 19th century up in here. You can make changes in your life too. Don't put it all on him. You didn't really mention whether either of you has an irresponsible spending problem or a drug addiction or whatever, so it's kind of hard for me to say it's All His Fault. He's just a dude trying to get by, as far as I know. quote:A neighbor on my cul-de-sac worked really hard this election cycle to get Donald Trump elected. And lo and behold, our county voted Republican and we helped elect a reality TV star/misogynistic muppet to the White House. I see no problem with this The tanning thing is particularly ironic considering Trump himself obviously uses bronzer
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 16:11 |
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Honey why is there a tub of Sabra hummus and a bag of pita chips on our porch?
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 16:37 |
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Broke girl: it's time to approach this like an adult. Figure out what you need, how much it will cost, and how much you (as a couple) need to make to be able to afford that. Then make a plan for how to get there. Is your plan realistic? If not, what can you cut back? Now you know what your life will probably be like in the future. Is that something you can live with? If it isn't, it may involve making some hard choices. Tan muslim: maybe just don't antagonize your racist neighbors and try to minimize contact. Accept that they are assholes and move on with your life.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 16:44 |
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I don't understand the logistics of living with family and still not being able to save money.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 16:48 |
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The question of where exactly all the money is going is kind of an important one, yeah I was expecting something along the lines of "all his money goes to paying off his old gambling debts" or "he just can't stop buying expensive champagne and spraying it all over the place to cover up the mildew smell" but instead it's just "we live rent-free and my boyfriend exhausts himself working three jobs, should I dump him y/n"
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I don't understand the logistics of living with family and still not being able to save money, while working 4+ jobs between them.
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No kids, no rent, 4+ incomes... Something doesn't add up.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 16:58 |
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spend less on candles
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Technically anon didn't say whether she has a job herself, but honestly even if she doesn't, 3 minimum-wage jobs should still be enough to save up some money if you have literally no living expenses unless someone is spending too fast for whatever reason. We're missing an important detail.
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Squashing Machine posted:spend less on candles no
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loquacius posted:Technically anon didn't say whether she has a job herself, but honestly even if she doesn't, 3 minimum-wage jobs should still be enough to save up some money if you have literally no living expenses unless someone is spending too fast for whatever reason. We're missing an important detail. My money is on her having strong "traditional" values and doesn't think she should have to work. If that's the case she's probably also the one spending the most money.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 17:13 |
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loquacius posted:Technically anon didn't say whether she has a job herself, but honestly even if she doesn't, 3 minimum-wage jobs should still be enough to save up some money if you have literally no living expenses unless someone is spending too fast for whatever reason. We're missing an important detail. She said she "has a pretty hectic work schedule" but didn't specify what that means. I assume that work is at a job, but it could be digging holes in the yard idk.
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If you're not paying rent and have 4 sources of income, what the gently caress are you doing? I'm guessing the confessor is frivolously spending on dumb poo poo like fast food and video games, considering her bf is working literally all the time. And yet she's blaming him, lmao
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Fitzy Fitz posted:She said she "has a pretty hectic work schedule" but didn't specify what that means. I assume that work is at a job, but it could be digging holes in the yard idk. Ah yeah she did, missed that part bradzilla posted:If you're not paying rent and have 4 sources of income, what the gently caress are you doing? I'm guessing the confessor is frivolously spending on dumb poo poo like fast food and video games, considering her bf is working literally all the time. And yet she's blaming him, lmao We know he plays video games, but that's not necessarily a huge expense. Everybody plays video games. If you're not paying rent, the amount of money you'd need to be throwing at steam sales every week to cancel out three minimum-wage jobs kind of boggles the mind. That's why I didn't think of it as a possibility for our mystery money-sink.
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bradzilla posted:If you're not paying rent and have 4 sources of income, what the gently caress are you doing? I'm guessing the confessor is frivolously spending on dumb poo poo like fast food and video games, considering her bf is working literally all the time. And yet she's blaming him, lmao Sounds like patreon time for anon goon.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 17:25 |
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Have sex with your racist neighbours
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loquacius posted:We know he plays video games, but that's not necessarily a huge expense. Everybody plays video games. If you're not paying rent, the amount of money you'd need to be throwing at steam sales every week to cancel out three minimum-wage jobs kind of boggles the mind. That's why I didn't think of it as a possibility for our mystery money-sink. Now I want to reread that thread about the goon who blew thousands of dollars on a gaming rig while his house literally fell apart around him and his family.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 17:38 |
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Nothing wrong with following your heart. Just realize if things don't get better that it was your decision.
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Pearnicious posted:My money is on her having strong "traditional" values and doesn't think she should have to work. If that's the case she's probably also the one spending the most money.
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