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I'd say, gently caress ing god dammit samantha, archaeologists in the future are going to discover this and think it was normal in our culture and they will write of us as terrible barbarians
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like do you ever stop and think that things we discover, from the past, might be from some real weird gently caress-o and in no way representative of a culture?
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Pick posted:like do you ever stop and think that things we discover, from the past, might be from some real weird gently caress-o and in no way representative of a culture? What if everything we thought about ancient egypt and cats, was just their equivalent of the internet and cat gifs?
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Pick posted:they're invited into the apartment. from there on out, there's no sex, just in-depth discussion of dragon age 2 headcanons until they leave. never fails. This is from months ago but I never have time to read threads live-updated these days so fuckit: Pick, you are a goddamned treasure. Edit: haha, just saw you're the last person to reply in the thread, it's like complimenting you in real time from two months ago
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Ride The Gravitron posted:or at least get a trash bin in the bathroom. This, loving christ, tampons do not gross me out, I've found blood in spots I wouldn't have thought of until I lived with my fiancee, but CHRIST. We have a bin next to the toilet/sink for just this thing; company coming over? Empty the loving bin. Other stuff goes in there obviously, tissue, floss etc etc normal bathroom stuff, which includes tampons used or otherwise.
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Remember that story with the girl who loved horses, but took up hunting so she could be with the man who hates horses? She's learning to shoot. So that on the day she can no longer take it, he becomes the victim of a 'hunting accident'.
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Nuebot posted:What if everything we thought about ancient egypt and cats, was just their equivalent of the internet and cat gifs?   translation: In ancient Mesopotamia, cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. if you laughed, enscribe over the cartouche of 10 pharaohs from disgraced former dynasties!!
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I [28 F] was seen at strip club getting a lap dance (from a girl) and making out with another girl. To my horror, my [37 M] boss was watching me.Non-Romantic submitted an hour ago by infernocici Every so often, my friends and I go out on some really, wild adventures at night. During the day, I am ultra-professional and try to be very conservative. At night, I definitely loosen up and have fun. I work at a dream of a company. Great pay. Smart people. I'm well liked and respected. We do exceptional work as a team. Well, the other night, I ended up a strip club with a few friends. I've hooked up with other girls every now and then, but as far as my coworkers known, I'm very straight. That night, I got a lap dance from a girl and made out with another. While I was getting the lap dance, I saw from the corner of my eye my boss was there, watching me. I quickly tried to sober up and walked over to say hey, but he was with some guys and he explained they were just leaving. The next Monday, neither one of us spoke about it at all. We usually shoot the breeze, but we've been pretty quiet. I'm worried I just ruined my image in so many ways. I'm sorry if this sounds so superficial, but I really care about my image, especially around people like my bosses and my father. Now I'm not sure what to do. My boss is a bit colder towards me lately. He may just be very busy but usually, we'll shoot the breeze and joke. The past couple days, we've been fairly distant. I'm not sure what to do, but this whole encounter has been making my unusually anxious. tl;dr: Boss saw me at a strip club getting a lap dance and making out with other girls. As far as he knows, I'm very professional and straight. I feel like my entire image has gone a 180 and it's beginning to make me uneasy.
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Don't worry I'm sure he's just formulating a strategy where you both end up working late alone "on a special project" (his wang).
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Nuebot posted:What if everything we thought about ancient egypt and cats, was just their equivalent of the internet and cat gifs? furries what if the egyptians didn't worship cats and we literally only believe that because we found a wall with some furry porn on it? all the loving animal gods, too, goddamn it, it's so obvious now
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Emperor Nero was a straight-up furry and had people dress in animal skins and put on orgies for his amusement.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I [28 F] was seen at strip club getting a lap dance (from a girl) and making out with another girl. To my horror, my [37 M] boss was watching me.Non-Romantic a wild theory, being as generous as possible to the boss: i'm going to bet the boss probably didn't realize he was staring at an employee until she came over, he realized who it was and he immediately got embarrassed and left, and he's spent the last two days trying to avoid addressing it because he is terrified of a sexual harassment lawsuit. i imagine suddenly bumping into your female subordinate at a strip club has got to be incredibly awkward Mirthless fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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Pick posted:Emperor Nero was a straight-up furry and had people dress in animal skins and put on orgies for his amusement. Maybe. I'd be more willing to believe a lot of the stuff about Nero if we had something substantial surviving that wasn't written by his political enemies.
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NomChompsky posted:Maybe. I'd be more willing to believe a lot of the stuff about Nero if we had something substantial surviving that wasn't written by his political enemies. uh the proof is in the neckbeard
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Mirthless posted:a wild theory, being as generous as possible to the boss: Assuming he has any decency this is exactly whats happening. Reffering to it, even in passing, is an hr nightmare waiting to happen and if she never mentions it its like it never happened and as soon as one of them leaves the companys its gonna be the weird story they tell other people.
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at no time in history has this man ever not been a furry:
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Pick posted:at no time in history has this man ever not been a furry: "Um, actually, you can't channel aqueduct of force, persephocles, it's not your action phase"
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haljordan posted:That fukken neckbeard.... glorious. get the terminology right it's a mane
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Reading these has made me realize that when I have a son mercilessly beating him until he is a numb husk by the age of 9 may or may not be the optimal course of action. I will however, ignore all personal experience and do so because I myself am a man child incapable of getting past my own insecurity but capable of being a goddamn gorilla and this defenseless little person better make me feel good or he is gonna wish he got 100% on his spelling test. Oh you did get 100%? Well the words were easy; you still get pain; gently caress your mental pathways kid lol have a nice life emotionally stunted and physically bruised/emotionally beyong healing with a side of 'I love you' but truth fully I just don't like you *smack* Everyday I wonder why these parents don't just kill their kids. I mean clearly that's what the big bad world will do to them right? How else are ty gonna learn?
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Pick posted:at no time in history has this man ever not been a furry: I wish I knew enough Latin to cobble together dog-Latin for "let me tell you about my fursona," because that's what this picture deserves.
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Pick posted:at no time in history has this man ever not been a furry: Nah that just means he was a victim of the dirty Hellenism which was growing in Roman society during his time. By the time the Five Good Emperors finish off everyone in Rome has a beard and they're wimpy and Greek.
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Antivehicular posted:I wish I knew enough Latin to cobble together dog-Latin for "let me tell you about my fursona," because that's what this picture deserves. Please he just wants to ask who overwatches the overwatchmen porn fanfic he wrote.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:a horse is just a dog that traded quality for quantity Can confirm. My family had one when I was growing up that followed me around like a dog.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I probably discovered this in this thread but it's been a while since I've seen it posted and I hope I can introduce some new people to Denko stupid loving hamster face Jesus, this poo poo is hosed up, it was proven fake right?...right?
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I'm 99% sure yes. On the other hand, maybe he's happily settled down with A-Ko raising a beautiful child together.
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Moridin920 posted:she's gotta lotta junk in the trunk My bike has a meaty seat
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Sorry, but superman and wonder woman raised A-ko better.
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quiltquote:One of my (27m) best friend (29f) is female and years ago she made me a quilt which I cherish. My girlfriend of 8 months wants me to get rid of the quilt.Relationships
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Pick posted:quilt Get her a card that says homemade quilts rule. jealous people drool. Sign it with your tears. relationship saved.
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wow, that's a lot more poetic than mine, which was that quilt rocks and we've been dating eight months you insecure fart
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Everything I look for in a woman: warm, feminine. Sweet!
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That is code for, " has a vagina but does not scare me "
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Has a vagina but not the kind with teeth and I like that
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My type of woman is like my type of music: as long as there's a steady (heart)beat and vaguely female vocals, I'll give it a try.
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Pick posted:That is code for, " has a vagina but does not scare me " If we go by this thread, a fair amount of men are scared of vaginas too
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:my type of woman will cut off my nuts and brutally murder me and tell my family and loved ones it was self-defense so that I die with them all hating me and then she will stuff me and display me in her hallway pff, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that old line  in my experience, they're pro-castration and posthumous slander on the streets, and "oh god no, what are you doing, I wasn't actually serious" between the sheets
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