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How much do you want to bet he posts on 4chan dropping the n bomb and writing all sorts of poo poo about the roommate
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:14 |
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Pick posted:What amazes me is that the cheating stories are 99% someone cheating in a way so obvious and stupid it's practically offensive. Cheating is wrong, and everyone should dump a cheater, but for god's sakes have some loving pride in your work, you know? Well I mean you could put a huge amount of work in maintaining a precarious, ever-expanding web of lies to mislead the person who knows you most intimately and hope they never in their lifetiems notice something off, or you can just date in the apparently ample pool of living doormats who'll watch you blowing three dudes at once and go "huh, well to an outsider this might look bad, but they just don't know our love" and do whatever you feel like
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:15 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:How much do you want to bet he posts on 4chan dropping the n bomb and writing all sorts of poo poo about the roommate he probably does it a ton on reddit, too some people post on throwaways to avoid getting linked back to their personal lives, and some people post on throwaways to avoid their comment history being used to crucify them. I'm going to guess this dude is the latter case, if he's posting on a throwaway.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:19 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:How much do you want to bet he posts on 4chan dropping the n bomb and writing all sorts of poo poo about the roommate quote:My dearest /pol/,
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:20 |
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I'd just like these 20-some neo-nazis to take a gooood hard look at their race and see if "superior" is really the adjective that comes to mind
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:22 |
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I know you meant big black cock but now I'm imagining stoner roommate has a British accent and he's only become more lovable. Still laughing the guy feels smug about listening in on this guy striking out occasionally, as he sits alone in his bedroom terrified of the unrelenting blackness of his roommate, who probably more closely resembles Donald Glover than Django Unchained.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:25 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:How much do you want to bet he posts on 4chan dropping the n bomb and writing all sorts of poo poo about the roommate Between the 'too scared bc he is black' and the 'SMOKES WEED ALL DAY' and the rage about the basketball game and the shock at the good grades... gently caress yeah he does
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:26 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Well I mean you could put a huge amount of work in maintaining a precarious, ever-expanding web of lies to mislead the person who knows you most intimately and hope they never in their lifetiems notice something off, or you can just date in the apparently ample pool of living doormats who'll watch you blowing three dudes at once and go "huh, well to an outsider this might look bad, but they just don't know our love" and do whatever you feel like I still think people are a bit too averse to group sex**, both in this thread and general, and it would probably prevent a few open relationship meltdowns from happening if people were more willing to go that route. Nothing wrong with her blowing three guys if you're all on board with it equally. IJDGI - if you're poly, be with other poly people, and if you're not poly, uh, try a threesome or two before you send your wife or husband out to get nailed by other people. If that satisfies your needs, why go any further? Chances are pretty good if you're insecure about your partner with group sex, sending your partner out alone to gently caress other people is going to drive you literally insane. What I don't get is the people who let themselves get pressured into an open relationship by their partner, make up a bunch of rules they can never verify are being followed, and then cut them loose to go out in the dating pool alone. It's the most helpless, pathetic "Yeah, do whatever" poo poo imaginable, and when the inevitable happens they get crushed into a paste because the very thing that took their partner away from them was the thing they started doing to keep their partner in the relationship. "I want you to let me fall in love with somebody else" is a big loving thing to ask your partner in a monogamous relationship. (** edit: I'm not saying threesomes/group sex are a good idea for everybody or don't cause plenty of meltdowns on their own, mind you)
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:28 |
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quote:I still think people are a bit too averse to group sex Not in Europe they aren't hey-oooo *ahem* uhm anyway.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:29 |
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I almost don't want to post this, but I know some people including me get a kick out of the sad ones. This is a rollercoaster of being on the girls side, hating her guts, being on her side, then hating her again. Me [17F] with my Ex Steve [18M] 7 months, his father yelled obscene things at me, I ended things, and now I regret it. quote:Hello everyone, I am typing this from mobile so I know there will be some mistakes and it requires some back ground so it might also be kinda long.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:29 |
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your long hair is only not gross as long as you do not encourage or discuss any positive qualities of poly relationships, Mirthless
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:30 |
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Pick posted:your long hair is only not gross as long as you do not encourage or discuss any positive qualities of poly relationships, Mirthless haha, I'm not in a poly relationship or advocating for one, I'm just saying, "If you guys are absolutely going to do this..." transitioning a monogamous relationship straight to a open relationship without trying a threesome just feels like you're skipping a step to me
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:31 |
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if you want to blow those three dudes together, as a bonding activity, that's an entirely different subreddit.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:34 |
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Pick posted:your long hair is only not gross as long as you do not encourage or discuss any positive qualities of poly relationships, Mirthless
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:34 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Positive qualities of poly relationships, a complete list:
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:34 |
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Pick posted:If I were a black person I would be so loving mad I had to put up with all of these completely pathetic white people who gets scared whenever I turn on the stereo or eat too much spaghetti or whatever It's actually just really really funny (until they call the cops on you for driving through the neighborhood you live in, still mad about that one) Edit: Yawgmoth posted:Positive qualities of poly relationships, a complete list: * mathematically they remove more crazy people out of the dating pool than solo relationships Zelder fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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Having some group sex isn't necessarily 'we're poly now' and the kneejerk response kind of proves his point that people need to lighten up a bit. People can have 3somes and whatnot and not be poly.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:36 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Positive qualities of poly relationships, a complete list: boy, are they ever honestly, I do believe that polyamory is a thing, some people are probably hard wired for it and some people can get used to it (but never really seem to from the stories you see here), but for the most part I think it's like going gluten free in that most people don't have celiac disease and don't need to do it and it's really just adding stress to your life for no reason. Like, yeah, dude, if you get an upset tummy from loading up on carbs, eat less of those, but you don't have to swear off pizza for life, just take some loving gas-x and move on I'm all about acceptance but sometimes it seems like every 19 year old with a tumblr account thinks they're poly Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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NBA 2K is life
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:40 |
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Mirthless posted:boy, are they ever Yeah I agree. It's kind of just the old "ooohhhh I wanna be single but I don't wanna break up 'cuz I like having a bf/gf what dooo" teenage slash young adult poo poo except now there's a 3rd way and they can all go 'oh I know, we'll have an open relationship and be poly!' and lol obviously. e: I feel like we're repeating the last thread's conversation so I'll not add any more.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:40 |
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Moridin920 posted:Yeah I agree. It's kind of just the old "ooohhhh I wanna be single but I don't wanna break up 'cuz I like having a bf/gf what dooo" teenage slash young adult poo poo except now there's a 3rd way and they can all go 'oh I know, we'll have an open relationship and be poly!' and lol obviously. hahaha, yeah, this is it completely It's just the high school/college early adult relationship drama extended out over a longer period of time because tinder exists and average incomes are really low comparative to the cost of living and the strength of our economy
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:42 |
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Zelder posted:It's actually just really really funny (until they call the cops on you for driving through the neighborhood you live in, still mad about that one) this shifty looking criminal had already duped a key to some upstanding gentleman's apartment! acting like he owns the place !
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:42 |
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Me [36 M] with my girlfriend [36 F] one year relationship, huge fights over my cat sleeping in the bed with us..quote:Hi, I have been with my gf for over a year and for the most part we get a long. I have had my cat for a year prior to meeting my gf. She started getting jealous over the cat sleeping with us in bed when she was waking up and the cat was either cuddling with me. Then she started saying that the cat was disrupting her sleep as she walks over her to cuddle me. I tried to compromise by doing my best to shrugh my cat off while in bed with her and making sure to cuddle her while we are falling a sleep and in the morning when we wake up. I have now proposed that we shut the door at night and then when we dont need to wake up early the cat can sleep with us one day a week. We tried this the other night but he was scratching at our door and she opened up the door and said i will go sleep in the other room like she does sometimes to make sure she gets enough rest. I said ok and mentioned that we can introduce it slowly. So i went to bed. The cat came and curled up next to me. She then got up to snack or something in the night, and came to see the cat next to me. She got really mad that I am encouraging the cat to sleep with me. We are now day two and she is still mad and saying we have reached the boiling point.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:42 |
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CAT CAME FIRST
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:43 |
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mirthless did you use up all your self-awareness on your username? I'm [22M] and my ex [19F] of four months, are going through no contact, when should I talk to her again? quote:Three weeks ago, my girlfriend "announced" to break up with me, whom I still had lots of feelings for. She broke up with me in person, and I suppose officially a week ago. Her reason was because of a few things she thought that couldn't change about myself, namely; my immaturity, lack of dedication and stingyness regarding money (I'm looking for a job at the moment to counteract this).
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:44 |
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I like the idea of being "poly" as an inherent quality innate to a person which makes them fundamentally incompatible with only loving one person. Surprise, retard. Literally everyone wants desperately to gently caress around outside their relationships, most people just have the discipline and empathy for their partners not to trap them into a farce of a relationship with their special snowflaking
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [36 M] with my girlfriend [36 F] one year relationship, huge fights over my cat sleeping in the bed with us.. vvv Pick posted:CAT CAME FIRST She's probably one of those people who thinks all animals are inherently filthy or something, and her jealousy over the affection is laughably absurd. with this narcissistic control freak immediately
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:45 |
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Let the cat sleep where the cat wants to sleep
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:46 |
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Pick posted:CAT CAME FIRST
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:46 |
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Honestly, I wouldn't say there's anything inherently wrong with poly-relationships. It's just that every person you add to the equation increases the complexity exponentially, particularly where communication is concerned. So every potential relationship issue is magnified. Hell, if this thread teaches us anything it's that a good portion of people can't even communicate and have a healthy relationship with one other person, let alone multiple. And when things go boom, the explosion is a much bigger one. I'd also be willing to bet that most people who are emotionally mature enough to be able to pull off a poly relationship are also deciding not to kick up that particular hornet's nest and so you have a largely self-selecting group of idiots.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:50 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:We are now day two and she is still mad and saying we have reached the boiling point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecWhXP2jM28
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:50 |
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Nazzadan posted:I almost don't want to post this, but I know some people including me get a kick out of the sad ones. This is a rollercoaster of being on the girls side, hating her guts, being on her side, then hating her again.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:58 |
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subhuman filth posted:I like the idea of being "poly" as an inherent quality innate to a person which makes them fundamentally incompatible with only loving one person.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:59 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I'd also be willing to bet that most people who are emotionally mature enough to be able to pull off a poly relationship
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:01 |
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drat, dad.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:01 |
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i can't help it if I'm genetically programmed to put my dick in a hole in the truck stop bathroom stall and fall in love with whatever anonymous organism starts slurping on it
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:04 |
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Andrast posted:Let the cat sleep where the cat wants to sleep Counterpoint: If the cat won't sleep at the foot of the bed, it can sleep outside a shut bedroom door.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:05 |
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Patrick Spens posted:Counterpoint: If the cat won't sleep at the foot of the bed, it can sleep outside a shut bedroom door. counterpoint screw you
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:06 |
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Patrick Spens posted:Counterpoint: If the cat won't sleep at the foot of the bed, it can sleep outside a shut bedroom door. vvv Pick posted:CAT CAME FIRST How about she sleeps outside the shut bedroom door?
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:07 |
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Yawgmoth posted:lol "i'm a piece of poo poo so everyone else is, some just hide it better" just rofl Uhhhh actually pretty sure acting on it makes you the piece of poo poo and desires just make you a normal human being with a normal sex drive
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