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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Rick posted:

This is beautiful. What is Durant doing?

In the words of Russ, being a shook-rear end, bitch-rear end nigga.

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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

pubic works project posted:

In the words of Russ, being a shook-rear end, bitch-rear end nigga.

That was about Zaza!

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I look forward to posting about Bronny Jr in 7-8 years with y'all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AGJMym830

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

dokmo posted:

I made a video of Paul Zipser playing defense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftr0gz2Ggmw


i love the circling of him. like we won't be able to tell which one is him lol. good lord that is painful

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Paul Zuvella posted:

"if Knicks want to rebuild" LMFAO



REBUILD?....:tif:

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

This is awesome.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah Knicks should just be concerned with building .

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Space Camp fuckup posted:

New Orleans should get the ASG every year

I support this. Best event + party city in the country.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

euphronius posted:

Yeah Knicks should just be concerned with building .

Building a trebuchet to launch melo, rose, jackson and dolan?



I already got the plans made up

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Just thought this was funny:

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

TBeats posted:

Just thought this was funny:



I can't wait until pop coaches team USA. Except it will usher in a new era of SA dominance that can only be thwarted by Pringles lashing kawhi to a railroad and twirling his moustache in evil anticipation

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Also are the 76ers a legit good team? I can't comprehend what I am seeing.

I pretty much hate every team except the Magic (and tbh I hate the Magic more then every team usually) unless there's some crazy stuff around it (I was rooting for Cleveland in the finals, for example) but I can't help but root for the 76ers.

Am I invited to the bandwagon?

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



TBeats posted:

Also are the 76ers a legit good team? I can't comprehend what I am seeing.

I pretty much hate every team except the Magic (and tbh I hate the Magic more then every team usually) unless there's some crazy stuff around it (I was rooting for Cleveland in the finals, for example) but I can't help but root for the 76ers.

Am I invited to the bandwagon?

They are extremely likable but still have a long way to go before they become a good team.

Also I'm pretty sure everyone is invited on the 76ers bandwagon at this point.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Is there a fanbase you feel most sorry for? I guess I shouldn't pity Knicks fans or Laker fans (can't help it man), but I do feel for fans of the Magic just cuz I constantly forget their team exists
It'd be nice to see them in the eastern playoffs again one day with their classic uniforms.
I guess the Nets are pretty hosed but they at least seem to have hired competent management (GSG)

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne

predicto posted:

Having an above average center is a lot less important than it used to be. Literally none of the top teams in the NBA right now have a traditional center of note. The Clips, Memphis and Jazz all do - but they are 4, 5 and 6 in the West.

What about last year when the Spurs (2nd seed in the West), Thunder (3rd), Clippers (4th) all used an above average center? Were Bogut and Thompson really not of any "note"? What about Biyombo's role in Toronto's success? Horford's role on the Celtics this year?

This contention...it's not my kind of contention...

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Is there a fanbase you feel most sorry for? I guess I shouldn't pity Knicks fans or Laker fans (can't help it man), but I do feel for fans of the Magic just cuz I constantly forget their team exists
It'd be nice to see them in the eastern playoffs again one day with their classic uniforms.
I guess the Nets are pretty hosed but they at least seem to have hired competent management (GSG)

Pity the Knicks fan base, they are one of the best in the NBA and haven't had a team with a pulse in a long time. Magic fans at least have been to the Finals this century. I would also feel bad for the Nets fans in New Jersey.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

They are extremely likable but still have a long way to go before they become a good team.

Also I'm pretty sure everyone is invited on the 76ers bandwagon at this point.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Why would the Sixers want Mo Williams to reach the salary floor? If they don't reach it doesn't the rest of the money go to the players on the roster? Why would they want to give Mo Williams money instead of their players getting extra for the year?

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne

Spacebump posted:

Why would the Sixers want Mo Williams to reach the salary floor? If they don't reach it doesn't the rest of the money go to the players on the roster? Why would they want to give Mo Williams money instead of their players getting extra for the year?

Pelton's explanation:

https://twitter.com/kpelton/status/822569816041132039

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

AggressivelyStupid posted:

I look forward to posting about Bronny Jr in 7-8 years with y'all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AGJMym830

Bronju. It's not inconceivable that LeBron is still in the league at the same time.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Is there a fanbase you feel most sorry for? I guess I shouldn't pity Knicks fans or Laker fans (can't help it man), but I do feel for fans of the Magic just cuz I constantly forget their team exists
It'd be nice to see them in the eastern playoffs again one day with their classic uniforms.
I guess the Nets are pretty hosed but they at least seem to have hired competent management (GSG)

It's crazy to me that the Magic have won the East twice in their relatively short existence and had several superstars, because they do seem like a total afterthought franchise.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Dejan Bimble posted:

Sorry for all the typos, I'm getting eye surgery in a few days and can only sort of see

I undersmelled exactly what you meant

Dejan Bimble posted:

Next stop is the trt, then the hgh, then the beta blockers, and soon you'll hear rumors about the 6'2 power forward for the Grand Rapids drive with the blonde moustache and a compression ssleeve that covers his entire body, from toes to fingers? Is it legal? We're willing to fight in a court of law

I been usin some of that voodoo floss stuff on my hosed up shoulder and it's the real deal, I promise not to make fun of Kirk Hinrich from here on out

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Do you think Obama will play in the celebrity game now?

All bets will be off now that Arne Duncan can elbow him in the face without being tackled by 10 secret service dudes

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

chunkles posted:

All bets will be off now that Arne Duncan can elbow him in the face without being tackled by 10 secret service dudes

I thought presidents get that security for life or is that not a thing anymore?

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I think it's like ten years now but I assume ex-presidents get the loving screwup secret service dudes and there will be plenty of room to get away with some cheap elbows

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

nah Obama reinstated lifetime SS protection for himself and his successors.

basketball: really excited for Rockets-Warriors tonight, hopefully both teams are hot from 3 so we can see a crazy regulation shootout

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Feigen accidentally reveals the real reason behind Anderson's being out

https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/822583694695268353

Pop some vitamin D and get out there Ryan, we need you!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
I hope your eye surgery goes well Dejan and if it doesn't I hope you find someone to dictate posts to

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
If Obama does play at a celebrity all star game some day he really needs to bring back Arne Duncan too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUE1FfTCvsY
Rahm can be their Hansbrough

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
also I hope this poo poo is true cuz he'd be the first Spur since...I don't know? someone help me out. Brent Barry wasn't on the Spurs when he competed
https://twitter.com/JabariJYoung/status/822307560262766595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYtgiFCSkNE
truly this is a new era. he deserves it though. for your consideration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YfiwfgqLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRfdjCUASeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67IcQsQEu5E

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

chunkles posted:

Feigen accidentally reveals the real reason behind Anderson's being out

https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/822583694695268353

Pop some vitamin D and get out there Ryan, we need you!

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
It said "Rickets forward Ryan Anderson"

houstonguy
Jun 2, 2005

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
https://mobile.twitter.com/CSNPhilly/status/822589818236530688

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

chunkles posted:

It said "Rickets forward Ryan Anderson"

lol

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

I look forward to posting about Bronny Jr in 7-8 years with y'all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-AGJMym830

I feel like a real shithead watching mix tapes of children. That said, Lebron's offspring can loving ball. God help whatever little kid has to guard him.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Libertine posted:

I feel like a real shithead watching mix tapes of children. That said, Lebron's offspring can loving ball. God help whatever little kid has to guard him.

You can't start evaluating these kids early enough. When is the 2025 Draft thread going up?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

You can't start evaluating these kids early enough. When is the 2025 Draft thread going up?

Be the change you want to see in the world

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

You can't start evaluating these kids early enough. When is the 2025 Draft thread going up?

We're like 5 years away from a tissue that an NBA player shot a load into getting a scholarship offer

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

TBeats posted:

Just thought this was funny:



i submit to you, the quintessential example of why the 24-hour news cycle has ruined media

houstonguy
Jun 2, 2005

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

chunkles posted:

We're like 5 years away from a tissue that an NBA player shot a load into getting a scholarship offer


I am going to take this opportunity to post my favorite basketball-related comedy skit, which is also my favorite Mr. Show skit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fy878f83Xa4

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Noctone posted:

i submit to you, the quintessential example of why the 24-hour news cycle has ruined media

What are you trying to say?

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