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GB_Sign posted:This guy sounds insufferable as hell. Maybe it is just me, but I can never hear someone say "Darling" without it being interpreted as the most condescending tone imaginable. yeah I guarantee you that this guy's entire problem is that he is a huge condescending dick and his girlfriend had the audacity to display her irritation at it
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Accept that "overweight" and "obese" have different connotations in everyday speech than they do when strictly talking about bmi and please stop exasperatedly explaining the definitions of these terms, sincerely, a hugely entertained lurker
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ThePeavstenator posted:how many replies were basically "dude its not worth arguing over"? because you can immediately spot the people who've never dealt with narcissists or pathological liars The top comment: quote:Looking through your history, and hers: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/3fqmq7/my_36m_boyfriend_is_verbally_abusive_has/ it appears you aren't trying to help, but correct her. You've posted several times about being so frustrated with her, maybe it's time to break up if you are truly that incompatible.
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purple death ray posted:Accept that "overweight" and "obese" have different connotations in everyday speech than they do when strictly talking about bmi and please stop exasperatedly explaining the definitions of these terms, sincerely, a hugely entertained lurker The different connotations in everyday speech are how we ended up on the fast track to a majority of the population having diabetes, hth
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Mirthless posted:The different connotations in everyday speech are how we ended up on the fast track to a majority of the population having diabetes, hth You aren't going to change that on Something Awful you terrible-haired pedant!
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The only good thing about BMI is seeing you're underweight and going "yesssssssssssss" even though you feel like poo poo, because you know only 1/50 people are underweight.
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The only good thing bout BMI is looking at it and realizing it's time to get off your rear end and weight train, brahs.
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Mirthless posted:The different connotations in everyday speech are how we ended up on the fast track to a majority of the population having diabetes, hth It might be a factor but it's still boring to read you "well, actually" this otherwise great thread
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Me [28 M] with my friend/coworker [21 F] of about 6+ months, to beard or not to beard, that is the question.quote:I know I know, it sounds a little ridiculous, but here's the gist of it: On one hand, I'm sympathetic to "should I change a big chunk of my appearance for someone I'm interested in?" as a real concern. On the other hand, why are beard guys so loving monomaniacal about their goddamn beards
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Antivehicular posted:Me [28 M] with my friend/coworker [21 F] of about 6+ months, to beard or not to beard, that is the question. The tendency to obsess about irrelevant poo poo is a symptom of having too few responsibilities or at least a serious lack of worldliness. Have a beard or don't have a beard, but it's just a beard.
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Sounds like both of them are idiots and we're all better off if they stay single. Edit: Shave your stupid loving beard you idiot.
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Isn't a six foot whatever dude who weighs two bucks and some change still going to have increased joint strain? That's part of the reason the chart calls you fat, fatty. 6' 2" and 250 lbs of pure muscle is still going to get you a blown out knee or some arthritis or some poo poo. Sounds like a condition that's co-morbid with certain weight and height combinations. Uh we'll call ones that fall far out of the nominal range obese, and where the co-morbid conditions start appearing at a statistically relevant rate, morbid obesity. Or maybe bloat and badfat. Chub and Wrongchunk, attorneys at law. What was I talking about?
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I mean probably maybe. I don't care because my joints are hosed anyways from motocross so I'm going to get yuuuge Edit: content Me [28F] with my fiance [28M], together 4 years, I am no longer okay with the song he chose for our first dance quote:After we discussed marriage for awhile, my boyfriend - let's call him Jacob - proposed in January and we're getting married next April. Nazzadan fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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Good thread Guanab; and you obviously read these to make sure they're at the very least entertaining. Weigh in you expressionless robot!
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Nazzadan posted:Me [28F] with my fiance [28M], together 4 years, I am no longer okay with the song he chose for our first dance It's ultra mega insanely loving weird that dude won't relent on changing his first wedding dance song when it's the same song he lost his virginity to when he was a teenager with his ex who he's still close friends with. It seems like said ex is very uncomfortable with the song being played at the wedding too. What is he expecting from his fiancee, or literally any of his friends involved, here exactly? 
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What is he expecting from his fiancee, or literally any of his friends involved, here exactly? threesome
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Mirthless posted:The different connotations in everyday speech are how we ended up on the fast track to a majority of the population having diabetes, hth Consider lifting a weight and getting a haircut, hippie.
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purple death ray posted:It might be a factor but it's still boring to read you "well, actually" this otherwise great thread I'm not the parade of deluded fat guys coming in to "um, actually!" a post I made pages ago Antivehicular posted:Me [28 M] with my friend/coworker [21 F] of about 6+ months, to beard or not to beard, that is the question. Most guys who are absolutely insistent on keeping their beards either don't have chins or have serious babyface without facial hair
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Mirthless posted:I'm not the parade of deluded fat guys coming in to "um, actually!" a post I made pages ago Nobody cares. I lurk here to read about broken people and their trainwreck relationships. Leave the pedantry in D&D.
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Mirthless posted:I'm not the parade of deluded fat guys coming in to "um, actually!" a post I made pages ago I get carded all the time with no beard.  TNO posted:Nobody cares. I lurk here to read about broken people and their trainwreck relationships. Leave the pedantry in D&D. Um, actually, all of the pederasts are in ADRTW. E: I also have no chin because I am fat
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Moridin920 posted:Idk if it is porn's fault necessarily but there's definitely people who take it too far and get addicted or get waaaaay too into the fetish hole that they can't see normality anymore. But, anyway. The surviving inscriptions from the walls of Pompeii (walls were like the reddit/craigslist of Rome) prove that humans have basically always been the same forever. There's seriously 0 difference between what the Romans were scratching on walls two thousand years ago and what people write online these days: Some Roman Dude posted:(Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys. Ancient Roman MRA posted:VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right Many of the inscriptions on that site are kinda old and a little bit sanitized, while the translations are "correct" they would have a lot more vulgar implications in the contextual time. That inscription about Secundus would be more accurately translated as "Secundus fucks little boys" because Latin is super contextual.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:The surviving inscriptions from the walls of Pompeii (walls were like the reddit/craigslist of Rome) prove that humans have basically always been the same forever. There's seriously 0 difference between what the Romans were scratching on walls two thousand years ago and what people write online these days: I assume the second one is saying it's ok to rape your slaves because you own them?
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El Estrago Bonito posted:The surviving inscriptions from the walls of Pompeii (walls were like the reddit/craigslist of Rome) prove that humans have basically always been the same forever. There's seriously 0 difference between what the Romans were scratching on walls two thousand years ago and what people write online these days: This is the greatest thing ever, I laughed so hard the first time I read it. quote:On April 19th, I made bread quote:O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin. quote:The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
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I [26M] am jealous of women because men are disposable and suck, want a world with fewer men born not because I think I will have a harem but because I think it's a better world, how do I gain traction without getting into a pissin match with MRAs and idiots who think male lives matter? Devoyniche fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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Devoyniche posted:I [26M] am jealous of women because men are disposable and suck, want a world with fewer men born not because I think I will have a harem but because I think it's a better world, how do I gain traction without getting into a pissin match with MRAs and idiots who think male lives matter? I bet this guy was real happy when the volcano erupted
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Devoyniche posted:I [26M] am jealous of women because men are disposable and suck, want a world with fewer men born not because I think I will have a harem but because I think it's a better world, how do I gain traction without getting into a pissin match with MRAs and idiots who think male lives matter? I think that one was actually a Viking runic inscription from the Hagia Sophia.
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Devoyniche posted:I [26M] am jealous of women because men are disposable and suck, want a world with fewer men born not because I think I will have a harem but because I think it's a better world, how do I gain traction without getting into a pissin match with MRAs and idiots who think male lives matter? sooomeone's been watchin too much anime
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Pick posted:sooomeone's been watchin too much anime someone besides me
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Pick posted:sooomeone's been watchin too much anime I'll have you know there are at least 2 good quasi-harem animes airing this season and if you have some time, I'd be happy to tell you all about them
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Pvt.Scott posted:I assume the second one is saying it's ok to rape your slaves because you own them? Again it technically mean's "grab" but in this context it really means "grope and/or kiss" and I think from the tone you can imply it means the author is probably OK with some rapin'.
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Nazzadan posted:I'll have you know there are at least 2 good quasi-harem animes airing this season and if you have some time, I'd be happy to tell you all about them sorry instead i have to anything else
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Pick posted:sorry instead i have to anything else The girl who works at my local Gamestop who I'm pretty sure is deep in the closet and sees me as her secret lesbo crush tells me Yuri on Ice is good. But she also talks about FF15 in the same tone of voice people use when talking about the prophet of whatever cult they belong to so YMMV.
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Pick posted:sooomeone's been watchin too much anime I said it wasnt because I was gonna have a harem, geez! Im aware that men suck and you could be the last man on earth and people still wouldnt gently caress you and would instead form hot lesbian relationships! I mean me, I guess. uguu. Guys Im being totally serious RN is this r/relationships or not?! I am totally serious though no joke.
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Devoyniche posted:I said it wasnt because I was gonna have a harem, geez! Im aware that men suck and you could be the last man on earth and people still wouldnt gently caress you and would instead form hot lesbian relationships! I mean me, I guess. uguu. wow, this sure is some tedious shitposting
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Mirthless posted:This guy sounds so loving insufferable and I'm sad his girlfriend is so broken up over him dumping her because boy howdy did she ever dodge a bullet Yes. The unemployed, financially unstable 32 year old "dodged a bullet".
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Mirthless posted:wow, this sure is some tedious shitposting Thanks for your approval chief. My bad. I just legitimately dont get why all the MRA guys are all about male lives matter and that poo poo. Or everyone else gets all pseudo-altruistic. It definitely would solve a lot of "social" problems, in the future. Not like kill all men but actually just not have them born at a 2 to 1 ratio? Its not like youre gonna run out of men. I would join up with the kill all men guys but it would be a little bit silly so I want some other guys to see my point of view. Devoyniche fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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Mr. Belding posted:Yes. The unemployed, financially unstable 32 year old "dodged a bullet". Just because you're drowning doesn't mean you need to drag others under with you, or attach yourself to someone who's going to use you as a flotation device. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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Partner who is working job, maturely chooses a clean break, and is concerned when minor conversations turn into fights. Garbage person. Supposed adult who has fits of anger when challenged and "can no longer watch her favorite shows" because they remind her of her now ex? "Being used as a flotation device." Sure gotcha.
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