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Leon Einstein posted:Didn't you read that she's ugly? even dimes think they're ugly.
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subhuman filth posted:What a piece of poo poo. Dump the woman who took care of you and suffered your bullshit lifestyle through residency as soon as your hours and finances improve. After all, people who demonstrably loved you even before you were wealthy are super easy to find. This is a cool and good thing to do seriously I want to take a sock full of nickels to this guy's skull what a loving piece of garbage
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Jan 24, 2017 00:14
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I mean hot BMW dad is doing nothing wrong and probably isn't interested in his daughter's babysitter's thirsty older sister, Gatts is just always there, ready to stand up for hot dads.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:15
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I just want to point out that I'm pretty sure 22 is slightly closer to 15 than to 30. Hopefully someone mentioned that to the OP for laughs.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:16
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Gatts posted:lol it's a attractive guy who has women interested in him so he's instantly a villain cause girls have the gall to be interested in him and chat him up and he sounds like he's taking care of his daughter and doing the right things. Why do you have to turn everything imaginable into the most pathetic garbage, Gatts?
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Jan 24, 2017 00:18
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Fine, fine, I'll settle this. I'll gently caress the hot dad.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:18
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Why do you have to turn everything imaginable into the most pathetic garbage, Gatts? He's just trying to bring the world down to his level.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:19
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:It's definitely not weird (sadly) nowadays, but it is extremely loving clingy and obnoxious pretty much every woman i've gone on dates with has done something similar to this (usually good morning and later on poo poo like how was your day). seems fairly normal to me. ps how do you not abort or give up for adoption at 15 jfc. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Jan 24, 2017 00:26
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Groovelord Neato posted:pretty much every woman i've gone on dates with has done something similar to this (usually good morning and later on poo poo like how was your day). seems fairly normal to me. I'm guessing dad comes from money edit: vvv Catholic money. vvv
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Jan 24, 2017 00:29
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Groovelord Neato posted:pretty much every woman i've gone on dates with has done something similar to this (usually good morning and later on poo poo like how was your day). seems fairly normal to me. If you're the kind of person who likes that sort of thing I imagine you're attracted to other sickening adorables like yourself so your cute texts are quarantined from the healthy population. PS Jesus.
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subhuman filth posted:What a piece of poo poo. Dump the woman who took care of you and suffered your bullshit lifestyle through residency as soon as your hours and finances improve. After all, people who demonstrably loved you even before you were wealthy are super easy to find. This is a cool and good thing to do Where did it say anything about her taking care of him? I dunno if a ldr didn't sound appealing to him they should just break up, I think opening the relationship is dumb but if she couldn't for w/e reason move with him when he was going then it just kinda sounds like their relationship was doomed either way.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:33
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ArbitraryC posted:Where did it say anything about her taking care of him? I dunno if a ldr didn't sound appealing to him they should just break up, I think opening the relationship is dumb but if she couldn't for w/e reason move with him when he was going then it just kinda sounds like their relationship was doomed either way. She was already settled into her career, he was in med school/residency. It's not a hard inference to make. When you're together with somebody for four years and you're both either at or about to turn 30, it's not a "long distance relationship", it's your relationship, and you are temporarily apart. This isn't like going off to college and not-really-breaking-up with your high school girlfriend. They are far enough into their lives that they should be talking about marriage and he should be able to keep his dick in his pants for more than two weeks at a time. It's not like they can't afford to see each other regularly on the kind of money he was making. The dude's a dickwad. He was right to leave her, because he absolutely wouldn't have stuck to that relationship, but him making it about her is The Shittiest Thing. I feel terrible for her, she got completely screwed and wasted a lot of time and energy on somebody who clearly wasn't taking their relationship very seriously. And on top of it all, she probably feels like it's her fault. gently caress. This. Guy. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Jan 24, 2017 00:34
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Pick posted:I mean, don't get me wrong, cheating is wrong and I find it odious for all the normal reasons too. It's just, yes, exactly. For god's sakes if you are going to be a piece of poo poo, put in the effort to be a proper piece of poo poo. Don't even half-rear end being garbage, what does that say about you!? I dunno, infidelity just kinda drops into your lap. You're working late again, your SO has been distant and it's been a lovely week and then, oh Christ, did I just gently caress Linda? Sure there are those that go cruising for a mister or a mistress or plan out three separate families based on their truck routes, or you've been thinking about nailing that cute checkout girl for months so you ask her out, but most cheating is just convenience and opportunity, often combined with lowered inhibitions. Would you expect a relationship that started in such a slapdash manner to have a formal dress code or any sort of coherent planning? The tryst itself is already distracting enough, no need to complicate things. The people that end up cheating with work relations often spend far more time together with one another in a week than they do with their spouses. During high-stress crunch times, infidelity can happen purely as a form of emotional release. Does any of this make infidelity ok? No. I just think you're honestly expecting too much self-awareness and introspection from people who are barely aware of themselves in the first place. We should pity the offender while we mock and deride, after all, it may be us tripping and falling dick first into a vagina tomorrow. Happens all the time, we swear. The only problem I have with cheaters is the problem I have with anyone else that is caught doing something wrong; the, almost pathological, inability of people to accept responsibility for personal actions. Is it a human thing? A cultural thing? All I know is that it's hard and takes practice. Never admit poo poo to the cops, tho.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:34
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Tiny Deer posted:If you're the kind of person who likes that sort of thing I imagine you're attracted to other sickening adorables like yourself so your cute texts are quarantined from the healthy population. it's kinda weird if you talk on a dating site/app and set up a date once you get their number and then don't communicate for say five days (say you messaged them on a monday but nobody's free until saturday) until the date.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:43
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Zelder posted:I hope that, through my actions and deeds, I'm causing distress for crazy white racists all over the nation. That's really all you can ask for in life DragQueenofAngmar posted:You were both women; it seems weird to men because male friendships have little/none of the comraderie or emotional (and non-sexual but physical) intimacy that women seem often to have. We've all seen the back-pat-tough-bro-hug that is all that many men feel comfortable doing i used to hate hugging people, i got over it now i really like it. but i'm conscious that it can make other people uncomfortable.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:49
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That's a really really specific scenario and doesn't apply to daily white noise texts in an established relationship though
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Jan 24, 2017 00:51
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shitpost here, not to your loved ones
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Pick posted:shitpost here, not to your loved ones 
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Jan 24, 2017 00:54
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Mirthless posted:She was already settled into her career, he was in med school/residency. It's not a hard inference to make. It is a pretty big assumption tho, residencies usually pay enough to support yourself and it is honestly kinda weird she instantly went to 'those women will just try to take your money'. If the guy wanted to open the relationship up in the first place it kinda sounds like something was lacking in their relationship already and the idea of a ldr didn't appeal to him. People break up all the time when there's a big change in their life and this guy is going off to start his new career after a bajillion years of being trapped in education, I dunno it seems like a perfectly reasonable time to call things. It's not like they were already married.
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Jan 24, 2017 00:54
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quote:i (32F) am having a real issue with my husband (32m) of 4 years not "growing up" and contributing. It's especially poignant now that he wants to have kids. This may be our breaking point but I'm not sure.Relationships tale as old as time... tune as old as song ~
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Jan 24, 2017 00:55
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Pick posted:tale as old as time... tune as old as song ~ The saddest part here is the dude might qualify for alimony
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Jan 24, 2017 00:58
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quote:Her (22F) breaking up with me (23M) because I didn't hold her purse. 1 year together.[new] I am SURE there were no pre-existing patterns in their relationship that might have caused this to be some sort of ... how shall we say, point of tipping?
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Jan 24, 2017 00:59
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lol she married a guy who hadn't had a job in 6 years. what a dumb dumb.
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol she married a guy who hadn't had a job in 6 years. what a dumb dumb.
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Pick posted:I am SURE there were no pre-existing patterns in their relationship that might have caused this to be some sort of ... how shall we say, point of tipping? what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the best part is that she was carrying around all the poo poo he didn't want to have in his pockets
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Jan 24, 2017 01:10
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Gaunab posted:My (32/F) husband (36/M) is having an affair with his step-sister (38/F). I would cheat on this chick just for the way she writes, holy gently caress. Also, I can't wait for the husband to get home and have divorce papers thrown at him only to reveal that he and his sister had been planning some big surprise for the wife.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:13
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Bwahahahah and 'misleading title that trivializes the real issue in favor of making my partner seem irrational' for 500, Alex! Definitely missing details there, although the one he included about her holding all of his poo poo without complaint is beautiful.
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cyberia posted:I would cheat on this chick just for the way she writes, holy gently caress. Also, I can't wait for the husband to get home and have divorce papers thrown at him only to reveal that he and his sister had been planning some big surprise for the wife. lol, come on. The step-sister lied to her husband about where she was going, too. It's 100% obvious what was going on there ArbitraryC posted:It is a pretty big assumption tho, residencies usually pay enough to support yourself and it is honestly kinda weird she instantly went to 'those women will just try to take your money'. If the guy wanted to open the relationship up in the first place it kinda sounds like something was lacking in their relationship already and the idea of a ldr didn't appeal to him. People break up all the time when there's a big change in their life and this guy is going off to start his new career after a bajillion years of being trapped in education, I dunno it seems like a perfectly reasonable time to call things. Hey, he was free to make the decision to throw away his stable relationship; that doesn't mean it wasn't a bad one. Pretty sure if he'd had anything rational to complain about he would have provided it in the post instead of making a submission that makes him look as bad as possible
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Jan 24, 2017 01:15
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cyberia posted:I would cheat on this chick just for the way she writes, holy gently caress. Also, I can't wait for the husband to get home and have divorce papers thrown at him only to reveal that he and his sister had been planning some big surprise for the wife. A big surprise that requires multiple dates and extended secret vacations to plan. It must be a hell of a surprise! C'mon man they're doing it hard and nasty on every surface, that's not cool no matter how 'Etsy/Pinterest mom cutesy' his wife is.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:16
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Haven't we had a "dude freaks out about holding his GF's purse, relationship disintegrates" post here before? Something about the GF going to the bathroom at a pub and coming back to find her poo poo ditched and her boyfriend gone? Such a loving hilarious baby-rear end thing to melt down about
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Jan 24, 2017 01:16
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Tiny Deer posted:A big surprise that requires multiple dates and extended secret vacations to plan. It must be a hell of a surprise! "Surprise, I'm loving my step-sister!"
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Jan 24, 2017 01:22
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If holding a pink froo-froo purse is such a huge deal then I don't blame that girl for leaving just for that. If he can't hold a purse for a few minutes with nothing at stake (also, the irony of her carrying his poo poo is just delicious) then what would happen if they got married and had kids and she needed some quick help with something? So dumb.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:25
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Mirthless posted:Pretty sure if he'd had anything rational to complain about he would have provided it in the post instead of making a submission that makes him look as bad as possible Plus I mean "other women would only be interested in you for your money" is a pretty nasty burn to drop on your boyfriend.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:26
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Why would you even care about holding a girly purse anyways, anyone who sees you with it is gonna assume you're just hanging onto it for your gf anyways.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:27
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Right? Who sees a dude in cargo shorts wearing an Affliction t-shirt holding a giant sparkly purse awkwardly and goes 'hm, he must be on the prowl for cock'.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:30
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Tiny Deer posted:Right? Who sees a dude in cargo shorts wearing an Affliction t-shirt holding a giant sparkly purse awkwardly and goes 'hm, he must be on the prowl for cock'. Not sure, tell me about his shoes.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:32
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If anything a more ambiguous looking purse would be worse because then people might actually think it was your manpurse. The girlier the purse the more plausible the deniability, really makes you think.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:32
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Subjunctive posted:Not sure, tell me about his shoes. Weirdly, Vibrams.
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Tiny Deer posted:Weirdly, Vibrams. Cock-proof, yeah.
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Clocks posted:If holding a pink froo-froo purse is such a huge deal then I don't blame that girl for leaving just for that. If he can't hold a purse for a few minutes with nothing at stake (also, the irony of her carrying his poo poo is just delicious) then what would happen if they got married and had kids and she needed some quick help with something? So dumb. But what if someone SEES him with the purse and assumes he is HOOOONGRY for DIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
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