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Pick posted:obviously a pilonidal cyst I'm surprised this guy doesn't know it's there. Esp. if it's open, like it sounds like it might be. Sounds painful. Also, Gross. CharlestheHammer posted:If bringing up changes how things proceed and you hide it because of that you are intentionally misleading them. Bringing up your opinions on abortion, who you voted for, or what religion you are can also immediately terminate a relationship or date. There's a lot of information about you that may offend someone into being repulsed. I don't see why they are owed that information if it is never going to have any impact on them in any way. CharlestheHammer posted:We don't even know what these women are looking for, projecting onto them and then acting confused when your made up intentions don't line up with reality is also stupid. That's why I said "If he's up front with them about what he's looking for, I don't see the problem." If he says "I just want to date casually" and somebody starts planning out their wedding day, that's their problem, not his. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:That was an amazing ride. Two buttholes. Wow.
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Mirthless posted:I gotta admit I have a pretty drat hard time going into lingerie stores or lingerie sections with my wife After much reading of the last several pages I believe the following. 1. your hair is okay at best. 2. your posts are bad 3. your brain is bad.
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tater_salad posted:After much reading of the last several pages I believe the following. 
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I hope it turns out that guy actually has two buttholes
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cock hero flux posted:I hope it turns out that guy actually has two buttholes do you think one's vestigial, or do they both poop?
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Don't try to roll with the punches, just shut up. No one cares about your opinion. They care about your opinion as much as they care about my opinion about your opinions.
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I sincerely hope that dude actually does have two magic buttholes, because if the alternative is the OP looking at an open wound and thinking it looks exactly like his butthole and that both look healthy, either she is astoundingly dumb or he needs even more butthole attention than a pilonidal cyst alone would suggest. "Yeah, babe, you've got a couple of weeping sores back there. Looks great!"
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Me 32M with my 27F, dating 1 week, should I compliment fake boobs?quote:This might sound a bit derogatory, but trust me, I genuinely want to get some sort of answer.
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chitoryu12 posted:Me 32M with my 27F, dating 1 week, should I compliment fake boobs? If you want to be in a relationship with this woman, you're probably gonna want to compliment her breasts, sport
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Antivehicular posted:I sincerely hope that dude actually does have two magic buttholes, because if the alternative is the OP looking at an open wound and thinking it looks exactly like his butthole and that both look healthy, either she is astoundingly dumb or he needs even more butthole attention than a pilonidal cyst alone would suggest. "Yeah, babe, you've got a couple of weeping sores back there. Looks great!" In the old days, there was a gag yaoi that went around where one guy has two buttholes and feels so ashamed until the prince reveals he has two dicks so actually it is perfect and they live happily ever after.
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chitoryu12 posted:Me 32M with my 27F, dating 1 week, should I compliment fake boobs? what do you think tits need to do to earn a compliment from this guy
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Your breasts are like two clowns stuck inside the circus as they close it down.
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chitoryu12 posted:Me 32M with my 27F, dating 1 week, should I compliment fake boobs? sure they ain't buttholes?
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Pick posted:In the old days, there was a gag yaoi that went around where one guy has two buttholes and feels so ashamed until the prince reveals he has two dicks so actually it is perfect and they live happily ever after. This sounds like my favorite manga already. 
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VanSandman posted:Don't try to roll with the punches, just shut up. No one cares about your opinion. They care about your opinion as much as they care about my opinion about your opinions.
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This was a reply to a conversation that apparently happened a long time ago. loving phone posting. Waterbed Wendy fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Pick posted:obviously a pilonidal cyst My first thought was anal fistula.
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What if he does have a second butthole and he's just going to keep pretending to not know to gently caress with OP's head?
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Pvt.Scott posted:What if he does have a second butthole and he's just going to keep pretending to not know to gently caress with OP's head? Asslighting.
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Subjunctive posted:Asslighting. he's actually in porn and gets DP'd on a regular basis.. he knows about his 2 asses.
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Andrast posted:That seems really weird to me but then again I'm Finnish and our concept of personal space is this I want to live there
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My brother's ex, Amanda, had a little brother with two assholes. The brother, Amanda, and their mom all claimed it was true. Apparently he sent my brother a picture of it/them.
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:My brother's ex, Amanda, had a little brother with two assholes. The brother, Amanda, and their mom all claimed it was true. Apparently he sent my brother a picture of it/them.  How long did the relationship last after her brother seduced your brother with the ol' double butthole?
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Pvt.Scott posted:What if he does have a second butthole and he's just going to keep pretending to not know to gently caress with OP's head? I hope that she phrased it as "extra butthole" and he said no because he thinks everyone has two buttholes
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Hey if double dicks and double vaginas can happen, why not double buttholes?
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Devoyniche posted:I [26M] am jealous of women because men are disposable and suck, want a world with fewer men born not because I think I will have a harem but because I think it's a better world, how do I gain traction without getting into a pissin match with MRAs and idiots who think male lives matter? This is old because I've been busy but man people need to get over the disposable male thing. It's only kind of true these days and historically there's a legitimate reason we were willing to let hordes of men die to protect poo poo. It's just easier to come back from. Like it doesn't even fit most people's modern paradigm. These dudes aren't disposable because someone's gonna make them fight off a barbarian raiding pack. They're disposable because insecure dorks are ten a fuckin' penny.
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Northern and central europe are very serious when it comes to personal space Ever heard of something called lebensraum?
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I hope the second butthole produces poop that's white and whenever he poops they twist around like that chocolate/vanilla swirl ice cream you get from an ice cream truckPvt.Scott posted:That was an amazing ride. Two buttholes. Wow. She settled on that explanation. Just...everyone had not mentioned it to him his whole life to spare his feelings because, hey, a second butthole isn't really a big deal. The doctor is standing there, looking at two winking browneyes, and he just shakes his head and tells the patient to get dressed. When it's two browneyes, it's considered blinking, not winking 
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Pick posted:In the old days, there was a gag yaoi that went around where one guy has two buttholes and feels so ashamed until the prince reveals he has two dicks so actually it is perfect and they live happily ever after. Khorne fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Khorne posted:That's a real interesting take on Cinderella. rear end Slippery
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I'm on the plane home from vacation and missed 50+ pages of this thread. (They have wifi in international flights now like, even when the plan is over greenland and other such godforsaken places, three cheers for satellites.) I missed the "murder" emoticon, thanks whoever bought that, it's good. If there are any key stories to read, nubs to pwn, or thread titles, please tell me!
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'm on the plane home from vacation and missed 50+ pages of this thread. (They have wifi in international flights now like, even when the plan is over greenland and other such godforsaken places, three cheers for satellites.) I missed the "murder" emoticon, thanks whoever bought that, it's good. If there are any key stories to read, nubs to pwn, or thread titles, please tell me! Read back a couple pages to get the Man With Two Buttholes, at least. It is a magical concept.
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I'm catching up on the last few pages, did anyone tell girl who hates farts that farting is involuntary and can't be controlled, much like sneezing? Seriously, I can't just decide to not fart, am I alone in this?
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WampaLord posted:I'm catching up on the last few pages, did anyone tell girl who hates farts that farting is involuntary and can't be controlled, much like sneezing? if your flatulence is literally uncontrollable that's a medical problem, yeah it's a lot more common for women to do it, there are women out there who will go months or even years without farting around their partner a single time. It's the most unfair societal expectation/double standard. Not the least reason of which is that it makes ladies appreciate farts a lot lot less.
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My girlfriend [24 F] wanted ANOTHER pet and I [27 M] said NO.Relationships submitted 1 year ago by TooManyPetzz I am trying to keep this as anonymous as possible... Here we go: My girlfriend LOVES animals. She is a legal secretary as her job and also works as a small animals specialist on the side. She's worked as a small animals specialist for four years, and after getting her "real job" decided to keep her other job FOR FUN. At home we have two dogs and two cats. All are her pets. Her jobs are highly demanding and when she isn't working, she's in the den organizing huge dog adoption events. Every four or five months she manages to bring about sixty dogs up from high kill shelters around the US and finds every dog a home. And I think that's a cool thing she does but she literally stays up until 3 am planning flights and managing people to get the dogs securely to the holding center and ect... And then wakes up at 6 am and goes to work until 5 pm and then goes to her other job until 10 pm and comes home and repeats the process. On her days off she is taking her dogs to the park or going on hikes. She lavishes her pets with new beds and the best food and when she is working she has the dogs go to day-care ECT! As you can see, her days are FILLED with animals and I feel like I'm not even apart of this relationship. When she isn't with animals she's reading or doing her own thing... We've been out to dinner together maybe twice in the past month. She isn't distance or rude, she always let's me in on what she's doing and asks if I want to help or asks if I want to go to the park with her or on a hike but I don't want to because it's always about the animals and not me. Anyway, last night before we went to bed she said she was thinking about getting a tree frog to put in the den because she really like the "calming presence" they give off. I just think that is the straw that broke the camel's back because I told her that's insane. I told her I'm tired of all the animal stuff she's involved in. I told her she needs to grow up. And I told her absolutely NO to the tree frog idea. At first she was quiet but then she said something about how animals are her passion and what she does isn't stupid and she'll never get tired of animals and that I have my own hobbies too that she doesn't think are stupid and childish. She then said that tree frogs and close to nothing maintance wise and they're just pretty. Then she started getting upset and cried and left the room and when I woke up I found her asleep on the living room floor with the dogs. It's not like we're being overrun with animals but the amount of them in my life is aggravating. She even brings random lizards home and nurses them back to health. Isn't this all a little insane? She's always loved animals but now that she makes a substantial amount of money she does more than ever. I don't get it. Now she wants another animal to fawn over and spend hundreds of dollars on each week?? No! I guess I'm just venting for the most part. I feel bad for the way she feels but I still think the time she invests in animals is insane and since she's in a relationship with me she should act like it. tl;dr: girlfriend is obsessed with animals and makes no time for our own relationship.
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I [25 F] just kissed my father in law [~55 M]Infidelity submitted 6 months ago by Iamhumantrash My husband [25 M] and I moved to a new city, where his parents have lived for the past couple of years. We moved in with them 6 months ago to get on our feet. Things have been tense with my husband since we moved. He got a job almost instantly (bartender) and I've been struggling to find office work. I work during the mornings, and he doesn't get home until around 3:30 AM each night, and he likes to stay up until 6 or so. We don't see each other as much as we used to because he has to pull double shifts since I don't work full time. Tonight he had the night off, but instead wanted to go out with his co workers. He said it was a guy's night out, sports, beer, just hanging out at his co worker's house. Said he really wanted to foster his friendship with these people. I was bummed but it's not like I was going to be controlling and said no, so off he went. He's been out all night and hasn't called except once- a butt dial, with him clearly laughing with a female. It sounded flirtatious. I felt sick to my stomach and went to the kitchen for a glass of wine, and downed the entire glass in one gulp (VERY out of character for me and a stupid move). My father in law had heard me searching around the kitchen for the corkscrew and saw me right when I downed the glass. He asked if I was alright, and I told him about the phonecall. He reassured me and said it was nothing, my husband would never cheat on me. I explained that I was feeling more distant from him every day, and I feel more insignificant than I ever have in my relationship with him. The wine hit me as we were talking and I got emotional, so he hugged me and I cried. Then I kissed him. Nothing passionate, no tongue or anything like that. He reciprocated but I think it was more of a reaction than him actually kissing me back. I apologized instantly and he said it was alright, I was upset. He asked me if I wanted him to stay up with me and talk and I was so embarrassed that I said I was just going to go to bed. He touched my shoulder and said he'd be here if I needed him, and then went to his office instead of back to bed. I don't know what my thought process was here. I've been developing a bit of a crush on my FIL, but only because my husband is working so much and my FIL always tries to reassure me, when my husband says things like "it's alright that you're not working as much, I'll just pick up the slack". It makes me feel awful. But what the gently caress? Why the gently caress would I do this? Do I tell my husband? Did my father in law enjoy it? Is he just being supportive or was he trying to initiate more after he went back to his office? I loving hate myself right now. tldr: I got a butt dial from my husband while he was out with "the guys", it was a female laughing with him flirtatiously, tell father in law who we live with when I'm a little buzzed, kiss him. Dying inside.
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WrenP-Complete posted:I [25 F] just kissed my father in law [~55 M] Rip her marriage
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