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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:you forgot the lovely roommate, e.g. the one who went insane and turned the bathtub into a giant poo poo lasagna Shayne? I seem to remember that. And yeah, zombaby was one of the most intriguing, hilarious, and horrifying things I've ever read. SA really shined during that fiasco. I think I paid my  right when it was starting up.
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fullroundaction posted:The linework reminds me of that one tattoo of a cute little character with a weird quote like "No Worry" or something like that. It's intentionally bad/simple. Late but it is a great picture. 
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AlbieQuirky posted:Kswizzle was the funniest, zombaby was the saddest. Unless I misremember completely, it was the zombaby saga that got me to register. That was some hosed up poo poo.
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RareAcumen posted:So, they caught the guy after this, right? He's not still at large? Yeah, an FBI agent chased him down into his basement. He was wearing night vision goggles, but she shot him.
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Oh god 'Ever since I got such a nice body by going to the gym and benching in the top .001% of all men in the America' is only just now hitting me.
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I wonder if anyone has been genuinely lovely enough to feed these guys/gals until they were immobile, and then leave them.
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Why don't they just get into nursing or something? There are plenty of already helpless people out there that need to be taken care of, you don't have to find perfectly good people and funnel cake and pizza into them until they break.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why don't they just get into nursing or something? There are plenty of already helpless people out there that need to be taken care of, you don't have to find perfectly good people and funnel cake and pizza into them until they break. You can get in trouble if you start loving patients if you're a nurse. Well, maybe not if literally every porn ever made is to be believed.
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Sestze posted:Other stories include: [/quote] Also search for post by mom
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If I had to guess, probably because the lifespan is longer and actual chemistry in dating and becoming a feeder to someone your age than someone who is really old.
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If you want AUG goons, there's a gamergater screeching about feminism in D&D https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807102&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=14
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EmmyOk posted:Goon island was the best Technically Goon Island is a penninsula .
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Technically Goon Island is a panniculus.
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Some guy was getting Facebook messages from someone who said they were a girl going to the college he had graduated from the previous year, and that they had met and flirted at a party. He was totally mystified and the messages were like 90% accurate with details about him but 10% off. People started Internet detectiving the pictures and it turned out to be some girl from another college entirely. So then the investigation moved on to was this some kind of a scam, or was it his friends pranking him? In the end it turned out to be some weird dude he knew very slightly, and the reasons behind the whole imposture continued to be unclear. It was mostly funny because the original poster and his friend were funny posters, and because the whole thing was so harmless, and because the fake messages were super off, like the time Kswizzle wrote about it being "such skirt weather!" I think the college was Sacred Heart in Connecticut, but I might be misremembering.
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cakesmith handyman posted:...How? Does the bike shop have a duty of care to make sure you're not a twat before they take your money? IIRC the final crash occurred because the car he crashed into ran a stop sign. Although he could still have avoided the disaster by learning to ride a motorcycle properly, riding a more forgiving bike, riding more cautiously, paying attention to the road, wearing some loving protective gear, etc etc etc, the driver's insurance paid him nearly a million dollars because the car was technically at fault.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Technically Goon Island is a penninsula . purple death ray posted:Technically Goon Island is a panniculus. Much love for both of these
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why don't they just get into nursing or something? There are plenty of already helpless people out there that need to be taken care of, you don't have to find perfectly good people and funnel cake and pizza into them until they break. Patients eventually get discharged. The Feedee never leaves you. They can't. InevitableCheese posted:I wonder if anyone has been genuinely lovely enough to feed these guys/gals until they were immobile, and then leave them. Why leave them? Its not like you'd have to wait long for all that food and immobility to catch up with them.
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Low Desert Punk posted:If you want AUG goons, there's a gamergater screeching about feminism in D&D That's a lot of white noise grad student arguments to read. To long, short version? Tlsv
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Speaking of gamergate, the FBI declassified their files on it. Or half of the words on their files on it anyway.
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Tetracube posted:Speaking of gamergate, the FBI declassified their files on it. Or half of the words on their files on it anyway. This is on par with when Christopher "moot" Poole had to give evidence on memes and 4chan in court. The stenographer thought the word was means throughout. Its a good read
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AUG Thread: "Glorious Winged human being Extraordinaire"... said he'd never heard of that specific phrase before If only it fit. 
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Sestze posted:If no one else has pointed this out, the wife came back to the SA forums and asked people whether or not she could get high as poo poo off of the drugs that killed her husband. Thank God the arm made it. Glad somebody did.
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blarzgh posted:Yeah, an FBI agent chased him down into his basement. He was wearing night vision goggles, but she shot him. Too bad the real killer was having an old friend for dinner.
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I just want you to know that I'm getting none of these references.
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Jestery posted:This is on par with when Christopher "moot" Poole had to give evidence on memes and 4chan in court. The stenographer thought the word was means throughout. Its a good read Didn't an admin here have to explain what goatse was to the FBI at some point?
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Kay Kessler posted:Didn't an admin here have to explain what goatse was to the FBI at some point? A pictures worth a thousand words.
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Sometimes threads here just synchronize in an excellent way. Crossposting from the PYF Stupid Lifehacks thread: Dildomancer posted:I can state authoritatively that it's entirely possible for people to fit objects up to 5" in diameter into their rectums. Not ALL people, of course, but the gifted few who first saw Goatse and thought, "huh, I could do that."
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RareAcumen posted:I just want you to know that I'm getting none of these references. Has the screaming has stopped, Clarice?
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Kay Kessler posted:Didn't an admin here have to explain what goatse was to the FBI at some point? I think that was the guy who runs the goon space station 13 server. I dont have the quote right now but its gold.
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Sanitary Naptime posted:I think that was the guy who runs the goon space station 13 server. I dont have the quote right now but its gold. I think that was the one where the fbi contacted the goon for screenshots after a guy threatened to shoot up a school, but there were no screenshots without goons farting in the chat window
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purple death ray posted:I think that was the one where the fbi contacted the goon for screenshots after a guy threatened to shoot up a school, but there were no screenshots without goons farting in the chat window
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That guy who's really into Wing Commander and had 5 different cakes at his wedding? https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/824106564956983297 spacetoaster posted:So this is how Ben got captured?
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Scratch Monkey posted:Are they both as fat as I assume they are?  He's done nothing but get bigger since
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Eh, I was imagining much larger cakes. If they were all different thats actually not too bad of an idea. Though for the life of me I can't think of a time I've had a piece of wedding cake since I was a kid. Weddings are for drinking and dancing. Having to watch toasts and father/daughter dances and cake cutting are the worst parts of a wedding.
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