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Feb 24, 2007



Stoatbringer posted:

Why would he buy a car that he can only drive with the roof down, especially in the north of England?

Brits buy more convertibles than any other nation in Europe.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




When you get four nice days a year, you want to make the most of them

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Stoatbringer posted:

Why would he buy a car that he can only drive with the roof down, especially in the north of England?

Content:


Bonus points for badly misspelling "apartment".

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

Bonus points for badly misspelling "apartment".

Wonder who supplied the stock image?

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Stoatbringer posted:

Why would he buy a car that he can only drive with the roof down, especially in the north of England?

Content:


Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that he could afford.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





Have no idea who "Stitches" is, but he looks like he marches to his own drum, that's for sure.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

drat, how did Dave piss off Parrot Vader?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

RandomPauI posted:

drat, how did Dave piss off Parrot Vader?

Failed him for the last time, no doubt

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to open the pod bay doors, Dave.

[insert photoshop of Darth Vader with a budgie face & glowing red HAL eyes]

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

RandomFerret posted:

When you get four nice days a year, you want to make the most of them

Four days?
Have you never been to the north of England?

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Dave's not here, man.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

The new season of Doctor Who got dark

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


I mean, it is literally a syndrome.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
That headline is a gross oversimplification of a fairly complex reclassification that made a huge difference in how people with those issues received treatment and insurance coverage, but on the other hand bad headlines gotta bad headline.

I'm embarrassed that it's one of my local stations, which is usually not stupid despite being a Fox.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



wtf i really thought that one was a photoshop

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMHT0024721/

wtf who decided that


AlbieQuirky posted:

That headline is a gross oversimplification of a fairly complex reclassification that made a huge difference in how people with those issues received treatment and insurance coverage, but on the other hand bad headlines gotta bad headline.

I'm embarrassed that it's one of my local stations, which is usually not stupid despite being a Fox.

loving thank you. i have no knowledge and really want to know

if it makes you feel better, when you google the story there's a whole lot of lovely newsstations. :(

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 05:41 on Jan 28, 2017

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AlbieQuirky posted:

That headline is a gross oversimplification of a fairly complex reclassification that made a huge difference in how people with those issues received treatment and insurance coverage, but on the other hand bad headlines gotta bad headline.

I'm embarrassed that it's one of my local stations, which is usually not stupid despite being a Fox.

In my (admittedly limited) experience, the local Fox affiliates tend to be just like any other local news, instead of the out and out right wing Fox News.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


I made this mistake with a Miata once. I thought it would be funny if I was the one to drive it into the garage, so I hopped in. My chin was at the top of the windshield, and after discovering that I was stuck, my coworkers had to loop a rope around me while another gently pried the seat back with a broom to get me out.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



GWBBQ posted:

I made this mistake with a Miata once. I thought it would be funny if I was the one to drive it into the garage, so I hopped in. My chin was at the top of the windshield, and after discovering that I was stuck, my coworkers had to loop a rope around me while another gently pried the seat back with a broom to get me out.

hahaha yes

The car I took lessons in was some kinda early 90s Toyata. I don't know cars but it would have been cool like 5-10 years before I was taking the classes. Also you were pretty much laying down when you drove.

Problem was, car was so tight that if I had my feet too vertical, my shoes got stuck against the top/bottom around the pedals. Obviously bad, but evven worse when it happens while you have a foot on a pedal.

Kinda scary to have your foot stuck on the gas and you can't get it away and you have to snake your foot out of your shoe and shove the shoe away with your toes without pushing the gas even further.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

cenotaph posted:

Dave's not here, man.

Okay is Dave there

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

davidspackage posted:

Okay is Dave there

There's no-one called Dave here.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Chaos reigns amid legal battle over Trump's immigration ban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That movie was so bad

fistful of hammers
Nov 11, 2011

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


This feels like something from Phoenix Wright.
"As I have shown your honor, the man died before he hung himself."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
In a similar vein:

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
Relation algorithms are magical :allears:

Keystoned
Jan 27, 2012

Rysithusiku posted:

Relation algorithms are magical :allears:

Agreed. More of this please!

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

At least they won't be virgins in high school. Every cloud.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Somebody call Alex Jones!

BIZARRE! Goblins 'having sex with teachers in Zimbabwe school'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3v7nQi3OaM

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Local Sports Team's Rooster Detained by Police

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Absurd Alhazred posted:


Local Sports Team's Rooster Detained by Police

I hope the police called this “OPERATION PINCHED COCK”.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Platystemon posted:

I hope the police called this “OPERATION PINCHED COCK”.

That pun doesn't work in Hebrew, alas.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




OK, I'll ask. Why is he finding so difficult to get iceberg lettuce and/or why is he not allowed to have any?

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