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Still in the wrapper? Girl I say give him a real bloody show
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:41 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 22:58 |
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Bake red velvet cupcakes. Don't put any menstrual blood in them. Imply heavily that you did after he's eaten a few.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:45 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Bake red velvet cupcakes. Don't put any menstrual blood in them. Imply heavily that you did after he's eaten a few. I don't know if I'd play games like this with a guy who dates people 15 years younger than him, liable to end up chained up in his sex dungeon she should and ghost him imo
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:58 |
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Get blood all over his bathroom and then ghost him.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:40 |
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Lonely Virgil posted:[Oregon] My dad has not been in my life for 14 years. He want's to see if I am a successful applicant for something for one of his kids. He told me I'm legally obligated. Is this true? Had a friend whose dad was a real, real piece of work. He abandoned my friends mother with her two children to run away to mexico and be wtih someone else. After 20 plus years of silence and 0 support my friend gets a letter from his dad, which is like multiple pages long, that with his son from his current relationship now deceased from a motor cycle accident and only daughters remaining from his new spouse and my friends older brother being gay, my friend is now the only one left to carry on his dads family name. The rest of the letter was pages of behavoirs and expectations from the father and what kind of woman the friend should impregnate.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:16 |
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Note: a metamour is the 'partner of your partner, who you do not have a sexual or romantic relationship with' meta issue: she's angry at me and pretending we don't know each other at events and it's awkward af quote:Boyfriend and I have been seeing each other for 7 months. We're serious partners: I love you, regular date night, shared calendars, we're making plans that are several months in the future etc. I get along great with his wife. I get along great with the ex who is still in his life. I get along great with most of his casual partners. Except for one casual partner. Diagnosis: says 'OMG I hate drama!' on a regular basis.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:27 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I might throw twenty messages at someone in a day if we're having a convo, otherwise, probably more like twenty a week, excluding group chat, natch. Yeah, seriously. I live with my girlfriend and we exchange maybe 20 text messages per week and probably less on average. The last time we texted that much was when we were first dating. The fact that whiny dorky rear end dork is crying over his "girlfriend" texting him only 20 times per day is insane. He should be lucky that she hasn't blocked his number (or worse!), considering she all but broke up with him ages ago.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:28 |
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I literally can't figure out how many people are in this story about metamours. Like it seems like everybody has another boyfriend or wife or something and I'm beginning to wonder if literally every person in a polyamarous relationship in the US is in the same one, like some Gestalt relationship. Do you think the relationship could become self aware, assuming loving/not loving are equivalent to 1/0 on a computer?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:31 |
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Barudak posted:I literally can't figure out how many people are in this story about metamours. Same, I lost track like 2 paragraphs in. Where do these people find the time to have so goddamn many sex partners?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:34 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Note: a metamour is the 'partner of your partner, who you do not have a sexual or romantic relationship with' How fat are these people
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:38 |
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Tolkien minority posted:How fat are these people When they sleep around they really sleep around
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:44 |
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WampaLord posted:Same, I lost track like 2 paragraphs in. Poly folks are super nerdy the bulk of the time so they don't have any real hobbies they have to schedule time around. Instead it's how many people can love (gently caress) because more is better no matter what.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:52 |
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What the gently caress is a meta
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:55 |
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Metamour and kids moving inquote:Hi all, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU loving MUPPET Further context: her post history reveals his boyfriend's wife loving haaaates her. Also their kids are unhappy when they spend time with each other. But I'm sure moving in together will fix it! Also: they are either fat or rail thin.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:55 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Note: a metamour is the 'partner of your partner, who you do not have a sexual or romantic relationship with' Goddamn how many people are in this relationship. Tiny Deer posted:Metamour and kids moving in I am willing to bet she has never met face to face with this guy. Lonely Virgil fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jan 28, 2017 |
# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:56 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Metamour and kids moving in Are we sure these people aren't in a cult? Also, 0 percent chance the man left in America doesn't pick up a third Edit: What the hell does this guy do for a living that he works 2 jobs but can also support 7 dependents? It has to be a cult, goddamn.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:00 |
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Oh, they've met and had sex. It's during those times his wife texts them incessantly until they respond to her, triggering meltdowns that last for days. She's fine with their relationship, though. Really.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:00 |
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Why don't these people, let me get controversial here, have an ordinary monogamous relationship and not have to deal with the absurdity of sanity-shattering drama every single day of their lives?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:07 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Metamour and kids moving in They married when he was 25 and she was 18... Also, what kind of guy says "Sorry honey, I've just lost my second job so I have to sell our house. But don't worry, you and the kids and go to Canada and live with my mistress!"
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:09 |
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I thought nothing could top "berth ell pup" guy for sheer craziness, but these "metamour" stories are coming pretty drat close, please post more
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:11 |
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Oh you want crazy open relationship setups I got one. My friend who is engaged to a dude decided recently she is going to start dating her fiance's sister's fiance also. I will update the thread when this goes off like the ticking time bomb it is.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:14 |
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It's a pretty slick trick to convince your wife she's a bigot if she doesn't let you have a mistress, you have to admit.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:15 |
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2 year relationship vetoed by metaquote:I'm looking for help, advice, kind words, almost anything at this point. I was the secondary to the love of my life, who I dated for two years. His primary, my meta, was a casual acquaintance of mine... we never hung out very much, but I respected her very much, and was thrilled that she made someone I cared about as happy as she did.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:20 |
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Tiny Deer posted:2 year relationship vetoed by meta my batshit crazy relationship set up has gone down in flames, i am very shocked and hurt that this very retarded plan i had was actually a bad one advice: stop talking to him, have more self esteem, get down with the monogamy if you cant handle this poo poo-brained lifestyle.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:25 |
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These metamour stories need a tl;dr
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:25 |
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Tiny Deer posted:2 year relationship vetoed by meta This story in particular reads like a teenager forbidden love story. "No
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:34 |
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Just date people who aren't already in a relationship. It's not that hard, the world is your oyster.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:35 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Metamour and kids moving in Even if these people liked each other, that's seven loving people in a two-bedroom apartment! Won't that poo poo get you evicted? It's definitely not actually livable. Jesus loving christ.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:48 |
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The crazy thing about these stories to me is that they actually go out on dates and other non-sexual things and somehow believe that isn't going to lead to someone falling for the other/each other. From these stories it is easy enough for people to fall in love when all they are doing is loving, why are you going to add actual dating into the mix?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:49 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:This story in particular reads like a teenager forbidden love story. I love how pissed the mistress is at his wife for daring to speculate that she probably doesn't like her much since she cut off their sexual relationship. Your whole post is about what a bitch she is! At least be honest that you want him to leave her for you, this pretend nicey-nicey position of superiority just makes you insufferable.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:49 |
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Lonely Virgil posted:Just date people who aren't already in a relationship. It's not that hard, the world is your oyster. What, like some kind of normal person? Nice try, mom.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:50 |
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My (27/f) meta (29/f) is freaking out because I asked my husband (32/m) to stay with me rather than go on a date with her.quote:Throwaway, they are redditors. A choice comment: quote:You both handled this poorly. Yes, you are in a traumatic time. But it sounded more like you were pulling a, he's my husband so I come first, card. I understand that may not have been your intention, but that's how you came across here. I'm sure she picked up on it. You also could have reached out to a good friend or family. There were choices. You made yours, but you didn't give her any say. How would you feel if she did that to you? To be fair to everyone else, most comments were variations of 'let them go gently caress each other in hell'.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:02 |
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Tiny Deer posted:'let them go gently caress each other in hell'. I'm not sure there's a good way to turn this into a smilie, but it's right up there with and in terms of Good Advice for dealing with these posts.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:07 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:What, like some kind of normal person? Nice try, mom. You can date Stacy, Bob, Tracy, Jason, and Aydein all at the same time as long as they think I'm cool. Tell them I'll buy wine coolers for your sweet sixteen, alright?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:20 |
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Tiny Deer posted:My (27/f) meta (29/f) is freaking out because I asked my husband (32/m) to stay with me rather than go on a date with her. Hrm, who could have forseen that any variation in standard schedule, such as moments which require additional emotional support from your partner, would bring to light the structurally unsound underpinnings of your open relationship. Get a divorce, let them gently caress each other in hell. "Let them gently caress each other in hell" is amazing.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:51 |
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Antivehicular posted:I envy you for going to college somewhere where sleepovers were no big thing; this was not generally my college experience. lol did you go to loving brigham young or something
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:52 |
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What the gently caress is a meta?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 23:00 |
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scrubs season six posted:What the gently caress is a meta? someone who your SO is involved with but you aren't.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 23:01 |
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scrubs season six posted:What the gently caress is a meta? Your boyfriends wife
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 23:09 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 22:58 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:someone who your SO is involved with but you aren't. Like it's the spouse of my spouse (that isn't me)? I'm mostly just trying to figure out why the word meta would be used for this. quote:If you care about them Like, sorry, but when a loved one dies my first inclination would never be "Hooh boy I hope the lady my husband is loving doesn't get upset about this."
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 23:12 |