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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




this confuses me





also

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Everyone except the fat kid glued to his phone sees it coming, excellent.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Baronjutter posted:

Everyone except the fat kid glued to his phone sees it coming, excellent.

i love how in that last one, dude sacrifices a bone from his body for a kid who didn't even know the game was on

fwiw i would try to (reaction time) do the same, but i would post online about it alot

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Powaqoatse posted:

this confuses me




I've always loved this pic and the variety of different responses and facial expressions. There's the ginger girl at the bottom trying to see the game, Dodgy Debbie in green, blockin' gramma, the kid taking this moment as her opportunity to learn to fly, the guy getting leveled by the bat, the gal in sunglasses who's seen it all, and the dude up top smiling as if these bat shenanigans satisfy him in mature, grown-up ways.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

I've always loved this pic and the variety of different responses and facial expressions. There's the ginger girl at the bottom trying to see the game, Dodgy Debbie in green, blockin' gramma, the kid taking this moment as her opportunity to learn to fly, the guy getting leveled by the bat, the gal in sunglasses who's seen it all, and the dude up top smiling as if these bat shenanigans satisfy him in mature, grown-up ways.

My faves have always been Rapture Baby (left of center) arising up to the heavens & Cool Guy (top right) just drinking his beer

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Powaqoatse posted:

i love how in that last one, dude sacrifices a bone from his body for a kid who didn't even know the game was on

fwiw i would try to (reaction time) do the same, but i would post online about it alot

It more or less wrapped around the dad's arm and clocked the back of his head.

http://i.imgur.com/nohA58m.jpg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Tony Phillips posted:

It more or less wrapped around the dad's arm and clocked the back of his head.

http://i.imgur.com/nohA58m.jpg

kid looks fine, didnt even drop his phone

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
iirc wasn't the kid actually watching the game, he just chose a cosmically terrible moment to check his phone?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Malachite_Dragon posted:

iirc wasn't the kid actually watching the game, he just chose a cosmically terrible moment to check his phone?

true strory: his grandma texted him and he was writing a text back

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Powaqoatse posted:

true strory: his grandma texted him and he was writing a text back

"Bobby, duck!"

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



People thinking they're "so hard" for drinking booze straight saddens me, but when they end up getting utterly repulsed by it, it always amuses me.

Maybe chugging booze isn't as cool as you thought it was.

(Also :lol: it's just ordinary 40% ABV vodka)

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

Stoatbringer posted:

"Bobby, duck!"

Grammy's got some quick thumbs.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



KozmoNaut posted:

People thinking they're "so hard" for drinking booze straight saddens me, but when they end up getting utterly repulsed by it, it always amuses me.

Maybe chugging booze isn't as cool as you thought it was.

(Also :lol: it's just ordinary 40% ABV vodka)


im just lollin at skyy vodka. can you even still buy that irl?

ohhhh poo poo probably his parents brought it home from the airport after a bullshit weekend trip

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Powaqoatse posted:

true strory: his grandma texted him and he was writing a text back

IIRC he was replying by sending her a picture of the game.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Powaqoatse posted:

im just lollin at skyy vodka. can you even still buy that irl?

ohhhh poo poo probably his parents brought it home from the airport after a bullshit weekend trip

Why wouldn't you be able to? :confused: It's in pretty much every liquor store I've ever been to for the past decade+.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Powaqoatse posted:

im just lollin at skyy vodka. can you even still buy that irl?

ohhhh poo poo probably his parents brought it home from the airport after a bullshit weekend trip

Fukken mom and dad and their bullshit weekend trips

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
My weekend trips turned to bullshit a few years ago :( It's bullshit.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

This is one of the coolest dads on the planet.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Powaqoatse posted:

this confuses me



WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT SHIRT?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bluemillion posted:

This is one of the coolest dads on the planet.

Unlike this dad, who is doing nothing to protect his rapture baby.



His dad reflex is poo poo.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Facebook Aunt posted:

Unlike this dad, who is doing nothing to protect his rapture baby.



His dad reflex is poo poo.

I finally read the rest under bat out of hell and now wonder how did getting hit in the jaw break his rib?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

shacked up with Brenda posted:

I made a gif for the Fantasy SX thread, but I'm also crossposting it here because of its greatness.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes:
http://i.imgur.com/gHoOUOs.gifv

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang


Man, the new Road Rash is lookin' hella tight.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Phone lady has some impressively bad reflexes

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeQd_GzIz1M

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I wish I was an NBA star so I could do that.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs93qNA0H9w

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

She was down for a really long time too IIRC

Also for those who don't know basketball, LeBron James is 6'8" and his playing weight is somewhere between 260 and 280 pounds.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Yay, something I said became a thread title. In this case, there is Schadenfreude and it's on me!

Also, here's a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL0QROnL-JU

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Tony Phillips posted:

It more or less wrapped around the dad's arm and clocked the back of his head.

http://i.imgur.com/nohA58m.jpg
Man it's almost like the bat went "IT IS NOT YOUR TIME, COOL DAD," refused to hit the dad watching the game, and kept going for the kid on the phone. :hellyeah:

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Henchman of Santa posted:

She was down for a really long time too IIRC

Also for those who don't know basketball, LeBron James is 6'8" and his playing weight is somewhere between 260 and 280 pounds.

That's why "Malice in the Palace" is my favorite sports-related anything. These incredibly built doods fighting each other but also regular people too.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Boywhiz88 posted:

That's why "Malice in the Palace" is my favorite sports-related anything. These incredibly built doods fighting each other but also regular people too.

And one of said regular people could've been loving killed if 6'11" Jermaine O'Neal hadn't slipped.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/SomeDudeRJ/status/825536860751527936

loving hell, trumpgrets hitting hard.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Wait, I thought the ban was only on Muslims travelling to and from those nations (which is already a loving stupid, racist notion already)- now he's banning everyone?

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

KozmoNaut posted:

People thinking they're "so hard" for drinking booze straight saddens me, but when they end up getting utterly repulsed by it, it always amuses me.

Maybe chugging booze isn't as cool as you thought it was.

(Also :lol: it's just ordinary 40% ABV vodka)

It's hilarious to me that you're bragging about being a better drinker than a 13 year old who has literally never tasted alcohol before.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

CommissarMega posted:

Wait, I thought the ban was only on Muslims travelling to and from those nations (which is already a loving stupid, racist notion already)- now he's banning everyone?

Long story short even dual citizenship status won't help.

Content


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CommissarMega posted:

Wait, I thought the ban was only on Muslims travelling to and from those nations (which is already a loving stupid, racist notion already)- now he's banning everyone?

A bunch of news outlets in Australia were spamming poo poo about Australians needing to travel to a US Embassy in either Sydney or Canberra for an in-person interview if they wished to travel to the US. They've quickly realized they were wrong, although idiots on Facebook are still sharing the old news and one of my friends spreading the poo poo is actually an Embassy employee.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!


Oh man if only there was some way to have predicted that something like this was possible?? If only there had been some alternative?!?!

I thought I was done with being unnerved by the depth of political stupidity in America but turns out I wasn't!

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I can't wait for the 2020 elections, where the GOP will successfully attack Democrats for allowing Trump to ruin everything.

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