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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm terrified because I live in low income housing and there are drunk crazy people rattling my doorknob

Electrify the door knob.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm terrified because I live in low income housing and there are drunk crazy people rattling my doorknob

it's all of your friends come to say hello; let them in

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


why are the hair and face colours swapped?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm terrified because I live in low income housing and there are drunk crazy people rattling my doorknob

:sympathy:

i freak out when the mailperson sticks stuff through the mail slot every day

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






prefect posted:

:sympathy:

i freak out when the mailperson sticks stuff through the mail slot every day

put your dick in the mail slot

Anaconda Rifle
Mar 23, 2007

Yam Slacker

Synthbuttrange posted:

I hate this timeline

i dunno. this blue streak in my hair looks great

FacePalmExpert
Dec 10, 2014

[imagine a clever quip here]










FacePalmExpert fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jan 29, 2017

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


that watch is sw8 but i involuntarily hear the "getting shot" noise when i look at it

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

ol qwerty bastard posted:

"president trump is under attack, and time is running out" you're goddamned right

i hope the stress of being constantly opposed on everything he does finally gets to him and he resigns in shame within a month
https://twitter.com/red_mercer/status/825527048466632704

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

30 days was the shortest term in office, right?

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Bill NYSE posted:

30 days was the shortest term in office, right?



Yeah, William Henry Harrison, the one alluded to in the tweet above your post. He died of pneumonia. He was the last British-born US president, too.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Sweevo posted:

why are the hair and face colours swapped?

BeOSPOS posted:

president



trump bithc

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

atomicthumbs posted:

yeah america's entering a bit of a constitutional crisis right now
  • trump signed an executive order removing the Director of National Intelligence and the Joint Chiefs of Staff from the National Security Council,
  • and replaced them with Steve Bannon,
  • who now has control of the Disposition Matrix (i.e. the extrajudicial kill list)
  • a federal judge issued an order stating that lawyers be allowed access to the detainees from muslim countries being held at Dulles airport
  • Customs and Border Protection did not allow access
  • and stated that they had no intention of following the federal court order because Trump said otherwise
  • US Marshals will soon be showing up to enforce the court order and hopefully slap some leg irons on the CBP

Everything is turbofucked and I'm terrified

steve bannon is a nazi that actively wants to destroy the legitimacy of the american government in order to install a nazi regime

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

now if you violate the constitution right here, you can skip entire weeks. very difficult

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm terrified because I live in low income housing and there are drunk crazy people rattling my doorknob

time to write a watchmen sequel that shows Trumpenomics from macro to micro

You're the micro plot

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



i just realized that with how fast trump is moving on being a dipshit they can just keep running this commercial without changing anything for four years

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


The most powerful man on earth needs your help and money!

Are you a bad enough hombre to save the president?

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
I hope that ad is really just a telemarketer making a big list of gullible dumb motherfuckers to scam later

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Perplx posted:

a big list of gullible dumb motherfuckers to scam later
yeah they already have that it's the GOP register

Sophian
Jun 16, 2007
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I'm nothing.

LastInLine posted:

their music is terrible but i have a soft spot for them as they do genuinely seem to care about the kind of person that becomes their fan. every juggalo i know isnt a bad person so much as disaffected and unwanted (generally for good reasons) and fwiw icp and their fandom serve as better role models than those sort usually come across

i guess i just see them as a net positive

Agreedo. I saw a Vice documentary on them and while they all seemed at least a little bit dorky but once they started talking about some of the poo poo they've been through in terms of abuse or family trouble it gets :stare: really fast

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

im buzy bz

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Sophian posted:

Agreedo. I saw a Vice documentary on them and while they all seemed at least a little bit dorky but once they started talking about some of the poo poo they've been through in terms of abuse or family trouble it gets :stare: really fast

i just saw a vice doc about jugallo feminism that was really good. apparently a few women got sick of how many gathering events socially required women to get nude and do sex stuff so they talked to icp and got carte blanche to change event rules and enforce policies to make the gathering safe and harassment free for all women. they call it "let's respect".

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?













NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



poor ol' Freckles

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

NoneMoreNegative posted:



poor ol' Freckles

thought of an ape uprising and died

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

NoneMoreNegative posted:



poor ol' Freckles

america, 2017

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







my uncle is the guy in the grey suit

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


spankmeister posted:

my uncle is the guy in the grey suit

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




loving lol

atomicthumbs posted:

i was alarmed and angry and now i'm terrified

there's a bit of a difference between "some dumbass hick jury let them off" and "donald trump is wearing the executive branch like a skin suit"

IT PUTS THE NATION IN THE BASKET :smugdon:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

spankmeister posted:

my uncle is the guy in the grey suit
yeah well MY uncle is shigeru miyamoto (not pictured)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I am my own uncle who works at Nintendo

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

everyone in the US is under the impression that canadian drugs are cheap?

cheaper but some are still quite expensive

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lol icp sucks but they're not horrible. they've always talked poo poo about racists

their music is godawful but they're largely a lower / working class phenomenon and so making GBS threads on juggalos is straight up classism

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Oh, I thought it was just part of their shows

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Sagebrush posted:

I am my own uncle who works at Nintendo

the worst heinlein story

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