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Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Elohssa Gib posted:

I had almost forgotten this video, has there ever been any performance art that was actually good? It always seems to be either the Dance of the the Dunning Kruger Faeries, or someone just doing their performance ironically.

The one and only valuable piece of modern dance/spoken word art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Bubblyblubber posted:

The one and only valuable piece of modern dance/spoken word art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

That Citizen Kane reference at the end. A++ would watch again

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



ultrabindu posted:

Ice is Australian slang for meth?

No, it's literally frozen water. Australians who get into drinking iced drinks quickly become sober due to not getting enough alcohol. The detox center tries to wean them off of this by using whiskey as a substitute and then eventually getting them back on a healthy all-beer diet.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Ice is what the media calls meth when they want to frighten people up a bit.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bubblyblubber posted:

The one and only valuable piece of modern dance/spoken word art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

Maybe I'm weird but I can't enjoy this as much knowing that LaBeouf was in on it.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Data Graham posted:

Maybe I'm weird but I can't enjoy this as much knowing that LaBeouf was in on it.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Data Graham posted:

Maybe I'm weird but I can't enjoy this as much knowing that LaBeouf was in on it.

The original was just an audio track based on the "actual cannibal shia labeouf" meme.

The fact that Shia Labeouf is actually in the fancy video version makes it better.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
It's the other way around, isn't it? The song is the original inspiration for the meme, I thought?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Keru posted:

It's the other way around, isn't it? The song is the original inspiration for the meme, I thought?

Yep
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/actual-cannibal-shia-labeouf

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


This is one of my favorite arts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3v_kNIFauI

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Bubblyblubber posted:

The original was just an audio track based on the "actual cannibal shia labeouf" meme.

The fact that Shia Labeouf is actually in the fancy video version makes it better.

Ah, that does help. :unsmith:

Circuitjerky
Mar 17, 2006

Random Stranger posted:

No, it's literally frozen water. Australians who get into drinking iced drinks quickly become sober due to not getting enough alcohol. The detox center tries to wean them off of this by using whiskey as a substitute and then eventually getting them back on a healthy all-beer diet.

Fwiw I thought it was some kind of new age healing thing using ice baths or some poo poo.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Here's some performance art we can ALL get behind
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seedbed_(performance_piece)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ygpc_vito-acconci-seedbed-1972_creation

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

Not only does the architectural intervention presage much of his subsequent work, but all of Acconci's fixations converge in this, the spiritual sphincter of his art.

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat

Platystemon posted:

Is One Man, One Jar performance art? 🤔

No, it's just the regular kind.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Performance art was better when it was metal lobstermen reciting nonsense poetry instead of people masturbating in public.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
There was that weird video doing the rounds on youtube that involved lots of trans-women having sex in the desert while cacti writhed up and down their body. I...am still trying to piece together what exactly the meaning of that was.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Art videos just exists so you can post porn on Vimeo don't kid yourselves

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
That goes without saying. :v:

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I remember back in the old days you had to get art books to get your really good porn.

I have an old Richard Kern book with candles sticking out of lady holes, but it was art damnit.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Outrail posted:

How the gently caress can anyone be so bad at using a can opener? Basic life skills.

This was the only thing I remembered about the video.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Decrepus posted:

This was the only thing I remembered about the video.

It gets even better once you've seen the Sausage Party movie.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Krispy Kareem posted:

I remember back in the old days you had to get art books to get your really good porn.

I have an old Richard Kern book with candles sticking out of lady holes, but it was art damnit.

oh the days of Boris Vallejo.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAh9mWNr3E

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Xenoletum posted:

oh the days of Boris Vallejo.

Ha! A friend of mine is a good friend of his. They paint together sometimes.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg7iqLwX0JY

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
That little kid laughing at the second clip.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Elohssa Gib posted:

I had almost forgotten this video, has there ever been any performance art that was actually good? It always seems to be either the Dance of the the Dunning Kruger Faeries, or someone just doing their performance ironically.

Yeah actually, though I doubted it myself for a long time. Finally I saw this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0Tg0IjCp4 in the right mood and "got it".

Here's the story on it: she sits and stares at you for a minute. The point is about visual communication and how its actually hard to just silently stare at someone for a minute, I guess. Then the beard guy sits down. He's a former longtime lover she hadnt seen in a while, and it turns into a study on human emotion. Its crazy how much they communicate, too. Really cool poo poo, although maybe you have to be stoned.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Nathilus posted:

Yeah actually, though I doubted it myself for a long time. Finally I saw this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0Tg0IjCp4 in the right mood and "got it".

Here's the story on it: she sits and stares at you for a minute. The point is about visual communication and how its actually hard to just silently stare at someone for a minute, I guess. Then the beard guy sits down. He's a former longtime lover she hadnt seen in a while, and it turns into a study on human emotion. Its crazy how much they communicate, too. Really cool poo poo, although maybe you have to be stoned.

further context/performance art here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaso0j9x098

Mongolian Queef
May 6, 2004

:stare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Vw0I-PhcA

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/vanaman/status/826545405802352640

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009





Hello friend.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

This amuses the crab.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Can a fellow goon give me a quick rundown on the whole Star Citizen fiasco? Who's involved in it and what happened? After reading through the subforum it seems like a situation ripe with some prime scoody froody :razz:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




:gary: STAR CITIZEN :yarg:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Well you see, Star Citizen is

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008

That's a good way to gently caress up your yak.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Wizard Master posted:

Can a fellow goon give me a quick rundown on the whole Star Citizen fiasco? Who's involved in it and what happened? After reading through the subforum it seems like a situation ripe with some prime scoody froody :razz:

It's far too long for anyone to reasonably summarize. But the gist of it is that

- a man makes wild claims about the spaceship video game he says he's going to make
- nerds lose their mind and throw money at him sight unseen
- the guy does not deliver
- nerds become angry and demand their money back
- man makes even more wild claims about how actually, the game will be even better than he said last time, just need a little more money!
- nerds lose their mind and throw money at him sight unseen

Rinse and repeat for like five loving years and over a hundred million dollars contributed, with the game still nowhere in sight

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