Cool Buff Man posted:

While you fuckin dopes are slinging ropes and swapping spit flames I was busy buying the worst pizza of my adult life. Floppy, no crispiness, just doughy trash. I'm very pissed off and I need someone to listen to me whine about it.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

we have a Twin Peaks right outside the arena, what more could you possibly ask for???

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Stephen Jackson smokes a lot of weed

Showing up to work high is probably bad tho

Hand Knit posted:

I was so excited for a trade

straight up brolic posted:

Boogie for Brandon Knight, Chriss, Bender. 1 unprotected, and one lottery protected first round pick...who says no?

Metapod posted:

Rick posted:

I mean I guess if breweries are your thing, but Staples is surrounded with basically The Good Food of the World.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Free pop dog first. Actually, just swap their probations.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Oh yeah I'm totally kidding. Twin Peaks is like Applebee's except the servers moonlight as exotic dancers.

Metapod posted:

He is free actually

Kibner posted:

Yay, just placed an order with my ticket rep for All Star tickets! I'll be going to both Saturday and Sunday's events.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Oh yeah I'm totally kidding. Twin Peaks is like Applebee's except the servers moonlight as exotic dancers.

Cool Buff Man posted:

While you fuckin dopes are slinging ropes and swapping spit flames I was busy buying the worst pizza of my adult life. Floppy, no crispiness, just doughy trash. I'm very pissed off and I need someone to listen to me whine about it.

Rick posted:

It's also a lot better than Staples which is just about as generic as it gets if you don't go to the rich person. Of course there's like a whole world of awesome food outside of Staples that it really isn't fair to expect Phoenix to match.

NickRoweFillea posted:

Check Twitter dms I am here for you

chunkles posted:

I haven't eaten pizza in two months, because I re enlisted in the War on Carbs for 2017. I'm afraid of watching the Kings game because I know I'm gonna see a Pizza Guys commercial, and because Boogie is probably slightly mad after last night and may foul out all the Rockets bigs in 5 minutes. Hoping for another one of those Nene games where he seems to take out all his frustration over his injuries out by dunking and scoring 20

Fast Luck posted:

Bill Simmons is now also telling LeBron to shut up because his team is already good enough. I was driving and listening to the radio for like the only time ever last week and Le batard was saying how it's interesting how fans always say their team needs to add some help, but if a player ever says it they all get pissed at the player for being ungrateful. I think he's actually right

Tae posted:

The Pacers being 3 wins over .500 while the Bucks and Hornets are below is confusing as hell to me.

Cool Buff Man posted:

Honestly I'm off pizza for a while now. Really unfortunate that a bad meal can turn you off so thoroughly, even if its unfair to other pizzas. Anyways, good luck against the Sacramento Kings.

Spacebump posted:

The ASG is going to own. Excited for the food, basketball, and John Legend at the half.

Tae posted:

"January marks the first time that LeBron James has a losing record in a calendar month (minimum 10 games) since February 2006."

Lebron has never given less of a gently caress about the eastern conference

Paul Zuvella posted:

Especially because it's painfully obvious that his "3s are ruining the game" stance is literally because he was, quite literally, one of the worst 3 point shooters in the history of the league and he's butthurt that people may think he would be bad today.

Spacebump posted:

https://twitter.com/waddleandsilvy/status/826541724575088641
I hope this happens and is broadcast.

quote:

Holy poo poo. Please tell me someone is watching Mike and Mike on ESPN. Ryen Russillo* basically came on the show and said that Jimmy Butler and the Bulls FO are at odds and thats why there are so many Jimmy to Celtics rumors. Russillo* said basically that before Jimmy was a restricted free agent after his 3rd year he was averaging 13 ppg and the bulls FO offered him a 4 yr/44 mil extension to which Jimmy declined. The Bulls FO then told him that'd they'd start TONY SNELL over him and give SNELL jimmy's minutes and give Jimmy the minutes Snell got off the bench to hurt his numbers and crash his value in the upcoming free agency. Thibs caught wind of this and basically said "gently caress that, I'm starting Jimmy" and Jimmy averaged 20ppg and got cashed out. This is why Jimmy and Thibs are so close, because Thibs had his back and this is also supposedly one of the reasons why Thibs and the FO had issues. So now Jimmy has this distrust for the Bulls FO and also distrusts Fred Hoiberg* because Jimmy sees Fred as an extension of the FO. And then Wade came over and Jimmy basically told Wade everything that happened and wade sympathized with him because of all the gently caress poo poo he dealt with in MIA which adds to why Jimmy and Wade are so close
Also Russillo* said he trusts this source that told him all that very much
Edit: spelling errors and poo poo

Space Camp fuckup posted:

I don't hate LeBron or anything but it's completely asinine that he publicly called out Griffin for this poo poo in the first place.

Fast Luck posted:

Like, the fact that the Cavs locked up the guys they did doesn't mean it makes sense to just cruise through the season with an open roster spot while playing your 32-year-old superstar the most minutes in the NBA.

Lockback posted:

A fun note about a Cousins trade: If he is traded he cannot get the supermax contract and will lose tens of millions of dollars over this contract. If I were Boogie and that happened when I was willing to sign in Sac I'd be pissed at EVERYBODY

euphronius posted:

Trading boogie to the suns is bad. He'll be stuck on a one star team. I really want to see him with another star and reck poo poo .

euphronius posted:

Trading boogie to the suns is bad. He'll be stuck on a one star team. I really want to see him with another star and reck poo poo .

Crazy Ted posted:

Trade him to the Knicks and he and Porzingis can be a buddy cop team in New York.

euphronius posted:

Still need a guard but I like that

Sign Lowry?

Zogo posted:

He is the absolute worst:

Rick posted:

That would be great because half the teams in the league have cap space the year he's a free agent, too.


I know that the Philly Fan Policy is to pretend everyone but the guys they drafted are busts but Devin Booker is going to be a star like next year if he isn't already, and the flaws in his game that have emerged over this season would be suddenly sort of meaingless if he wasn't getting double teamed half the night by smart teams anymore. If the Suns can do that deal without losing Bledsoe they're suddenly fairly good.

Cool Buff Man posted:

While you fuckin dopes are slinging ropes and swapping spit flames I was busy buying the worst pizza of my adult life. Floppy, no crispiness, just doughy trash. I'm very pissed off and I need someone to listen to me whine about it.