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Biscuit Joiner posted:That's a good way to gently caress up your yak. Thank you.
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Wizard Master posted:Can a fellow goon give me a quick rundown on the whole Star Citizen fiasco? Who's involved in it and what happened? After reading through the subforum it seems like a situation ripe with some prime scoody froody poo poo. It's uh, really long and really great. Does anyone know if someone has made a "list of all the reasons you should be laughing at Star Citizen"? 
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Basically people paid millions of dollars for this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPlyS2FDG-A
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Star Citizen is a bad game that will never be released and has the queer property of making you more mentally ill the more you try to find out about it
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there's a whole subforum because a single thread can't contain it. It's like Buttcoin, but with Derek Smart and tickle fetish videos.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:there's a whole subforum because a single thread can't contain it. It's like Buttcoin, but with Derek Smart and tickle fetish videos. Who's Derek Smart? And what do you mean by tickle fetish videos?
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Hello friends, Wizard Master is what is known as a "troll", and he is "trolling" you, he is not actually unaware of Star Citizen, I hope this helps. I thought maybe by posting his first contribution to the thread, the autistic child-kicking guy getting decked, literally the second response to the thread, you would realize this, but alas some of you are like, dense or something, idk.
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Wizard Master posted:Who's Derek Smart? And what do you mean by tickle fetish videos? Crazy game developed who promised almost the exact same thing as Star Citizen back in the 90's. Proceeded to lash out, harass, and make a nuisance of himself to pretty much anyone who talked about computer games on the Internet. Eventually his game was released and it was one of the buggiest, unplayable pieces of poo poo in gaming history. One of the more amusing Derek Smart facts is that he used to sign his name "Derek Smart PhD" but his "PhD" was a diploma mill.
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This is all you need to know about Star Sitizen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw8lHMCm2Lc
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Random Stranger posted:Crazy game developed who promised almost the exact same thing as Star Citizen back in the 90's. Proceeded to lash out, harass, and make a nuisance of himself to pretty much anyone who talked about computer games on the Internet. Eventually his game was released and it was one of the buggiest, unplayable pieces of poo poo in gaming history. Hi, apparently you didn't read this post of mine that helps your situation out quite a bit: food court bailiff posted:Hello friends, Wizard Master is what is known as a "troll", and he is "trolling" you, he is not actually unaware of Star Citizen, I hope this helps. Here's another fun post for those of you playing along at home: Wizard Master posted:This subforum should be closed and deleted, IMO. I don't know how you guys can talk so much about this stuff nobody cares about Oh! Look! He DOES already know! E: this owns lol value-brand cereal posted:This is all you need to know about Star Sitizen Rockman Reserve has a new favorite as of 02:21 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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value-brand cereal posted:This is all you need to know about Star Sitizen holy poo poo is that what mangosteen does to your hair?
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ultrabindu posted:Ice is Australian slang for meth? Ice is also American slang for meth source: the literal Nazi who lives up the street from me offered to sell me some when he saw me taking out my trash once
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InediblePenguin posted:Ice is also American slang for meth Did you do it? I'm pretty sure Nazis have awesome meth, that's what I learned from Breaking Bad.
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Ice doesn't refer to stolen diamonds anymore?
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FogHelmut posted:Ice doesn't refer to stolen diamonds anymore? No no, that's ice ice, baby.
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This has almost certainly been posted before, and probably recently too, but it's just such a goddamn treasure: http://www.areyousorryyet.com/
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Idk but if I squint just right it looks like a cool dog smoking a cigarette video game advertisement from the 90s.
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Helmets save noses.
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food court bailiff posted:This has almost certainly been posted before, and probably recently too, but it's just such a goddamn treasure: http://www.areyousorryyet.com/ There's no LOL big enough to express how I feel
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food court bailiff posted:Helmets save noses. Yeah I was just thinking, if that's from road rash how is he not just hemorrhaging from what used to be his nose and jaw? edit: taking a closer look at the lenses, I'm pretty sure that's bird poo poo. Well that's much better, family-friendly schadenfreude and everyone makes it home in one piece 
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Regalingualius posted:
The schadenfreude is on me. Who/what do these emotes represent? What meaning are they supposed to convey?
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Wizard Master posted:Can a fellow goon give me a quick rundown on the whole Star Citizen fiasco? Who's involved in it and what happened? After reading through the subforum it seems like a situation ripe with some prime scoody froody you've doomed us all
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Feb 1, 2017 04:48
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So wait the dude making Star Citizen has gotten a hundred million dollars and still hasn't finished the game?! How many houses/cars/pounds of blow has he bought in that time?
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Beachcomber posted:The schadenfreude is on me. Who/what do these emotes represent? What meaning are they supposed to convey? i think its david mitchell
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Phanatic posted:And then the needle on my ironometer pegged so hard that it exploded. dang me and that needle have a lot in common
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Field Mousepad posted:So wait the dude making Star Citizen has gotten a hundred million dollars and still hasn't finished the game?! Excuse me, it's 142 million dollars.
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Control Volume posted:Star Citizen is a bad game that will never be released and has the queer property of making you more mentally ill the more you try to find out about it Star Citizen is an experimental memetic weapon deployed by an inscrutably terrifying artificial intelligence.
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duTrieux. posted:Star Citizen is an experimental memetic weapon deployed by an inscrutably terrifying artificial intelligence. Is Star Citizen going to end up being Roko's basilisk?
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GrandpaPants posted:Is Star Citizen going to end up being Roko's basilisk? Interesting bet, though. Which is more likely to happen first: SC releasing, or the scenario described in Roko's basilisk?
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Beachcomber posted:The schadenfreude is on me. Who/what do these emotes represent? What meaning are they supposed to convey? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748544
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So the secret to Casey Neistat's 'custom glasses is to hang around under flocks of birds? To clarify the tickle porn bit of Star Citizen. The crazy game developers wife (who is the publicist/community manager or something) did tickle porn and when it was found out, deleted her twitter.
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Field Mousepad posted:So wait the dude making Star Citizen has gotten a hundred million dollars and still hasn't finished the game?! He's far more likely to buy bitcoin rigs and... idk, sadness i guess cuz he couldn't figure out how to buy friends, then he is to buy blow.
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Maybe the cops just wanted to suck his dick
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Beachcomber posted:The schadenfreude is on me. Who/what do these emotes represent? What meaning are they supposed to convey? Subforum memes that failed to get any traction and are now just SA emotes. They mean whatever you want. Would be good for audio jokes if the laugh at audiophiles thread wasn't basically dead.
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Andrast posted:Maybe the cops just wanted to suck his dick He ~does~ look like a fuckman. Was that in Georgia?
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