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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

"Do you think Star Citizen will ever get true VR support? Is the game’s community overreacting? Tell us in the comments section!"

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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



ben parry is the best hire CIG have ever made. the gift that keeps giving

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/BP36zFS.gifv

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

TrustmeImLegit posted:

ATV is the 'Music of SQ42" several minutes of a short episode dedicated to doxxing the sound guys entire life story
The channel is now showing at 799 videos.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

So, this is how I tickle her

his nibs fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Feb 2, 2017

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUlKk2VfspU&t=1730s


quote:

josh sherman says:

You probably wouldn't even know it was happening unless you've been told

quote:

Sandi says:

[grinning evilly] no, you wouldn't...

hey Sandi, your contempt for the people who allow you a paycheck is showing.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

nawledgelambo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUlKk2VfspU&t=1730s



hey Sandi, your contempt for the people who allow you a paycheck is showing.

Come on now, contempt's about the only emotion she can realistically portray

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

Back when CR had to make do with a cheap hairpiece.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Colostomy Bag posted:

Parpridge Farms.

remembers VR:

https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/4gi4sd/when_your_bullshit_game_gets_called_out_with/

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I look forward to when SC allows VR. You can't handwave motion sickness and goodness knows what other ailments from having such a craptastic engine. Oh it's just alpha, migranes, vomiting and wooziness are to be expected. Bring on VR and let the citizens enjoy 24fps and the juddering nightmare as close to their face as possible.

Also the battletech system allowing for wrecked mech parts to be used against one another is incredible.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:
why is he building his new office and not the game? isnt that a waste of backer funds?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Wait I guess if you are Chris Roberts you can handwave anything away to make for dreams

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
Yikes! Look at those up votes

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5rgfnb/oh_boy_im_gettin_excited_for_this_week_atv/dd76ww1/

quote:

This week on ATV Programming is hard and poo poo sucks deal with it. Here is some art that looks like some other art you have already seen. Here is a dude shooting another dude man that poo poo is great. Speaking of shooting people starmarine is broken we know stop bitching. We are going to release a patch that may or may not fix things in like 3 weeks chill your tits. 3.0 is still on its way soon* Please ignore the comment last year saying it would be done before the end of the year. Network code is hard and no one wants that job so there's like 2 people working on it. They are accepting cookies and hand jobs for encouragement. Please sate them we can't replace them and they could demand literally anything of us and we would have to give in to their wishes.
See you in the verse or more likely in star marine since the PU runs like rear end.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


chochmah posted:




he uses the mouse to mark a word :O and has to look down on the keyboard to find DEL

(if you did that even in your first CS-semester you'd be laughed out of class)

Remember the gif from 3 years ago before there was even a game and everything was still in the concept stage and it showed Chris Roberts with a VR headset pantomiming playing the game in VR?

lol

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Tophat posted:

I look forward to when SC allows VR. You can't handwave motion sickness and goodness knows what other ailments from having such a craptastic engine. Oh it's just alpha, migranes, vomiting and wooziness are to be expected. Bring on VR and let the citizens enjoy 24fps and the juddering nightmare as close to their face as possible.

The fideliticiosity is so great that players' brains and eyes need time to adjust to its majesty.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

The Titanic posted:

The fidelity of my office transcends timelines.



how much thrust to get ben or lando off the floor?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Decrepus posted:

Remember the gif from 3 years ago before there was even a game and everything was still in the concept stage and it showed Chris Roberts with a VR headset pantomiming playing the game in VR?

lol

Someone needs to post this gif because it sounds great

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

AlbieQuirky posted:

Derek saw his shadow, so now it's going to be six more weeks until his explosive ELE blog. :sigh:

delayed by 2 weeks.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Wise Learned Man posted:

The fideliticiosity is so great that players' brains and eyes need time to adjust to its majesty.

Adjust it like the doctor in event horizon adjusted himself when the space madness kicked in turbo overdrive

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Derek Smart should box Lowtax for the right to make his blog the frontpage

As I previously stated with my left hook three seconds ago RICHARD kablaaaam

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Lowtax ducks and weaves and delivers a crippling uppercut while screaming DOXX THIS

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Dance like a just post butterfly, sting like a chargeback

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

The Titanic posted:

The fidelity of my office transcends timelines.



These are loving hideous and no doubt stupidly expensive so we can expect them to become the standard CIG office chairs any day now.

If a peon is caught trying to leave before 11pm or falls asleep at their desk Sandi hits a red button marked LEAVERS to eject them out of the building.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

intardnation posted:

how much thrust to get ben or lando off the floor?

That technology hasn't been developed yet.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Decrepus posted:

Remember the gif from 3 years ago before there was even a game and everything was still in the concept stage and it showed Chris Roberts with a VR headset pantomiming playing the game in VR?

lol

Don't forget the gif of him stumbling around inside that wooden ring thing with a nerf gun and a VR headset

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

nawledgelambo posted:

That technology hasn't been developed yet.

This sounds like a job for...

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I found this while trying to find the gif

Haven't seen it before , looks prime for 'shopping

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

MilesK posted:

His double chins jiggle as much as his physics grid. It's hypnotic.

Imagine how hot it would be to slide your dick in there and cum

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Sappo569 posted:

I found this while trying to find the gif

Haven't seen it before , looks prime for 'shopping



UNF post moar...

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Dongicus posted:

Imagine how hot it would be to slide your dick in there and cum

Jesus loving christ

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Meridian posted:

I have no interest in the game itself but the setting is extremely awesome. I mean just look at this loving thing. Awesome.

Wait a minute.

this loving thing. posted:

Piloted by heretics guilty of a terrible crime, they have been given one of the worst imaginable punishments available to the Imperium. A multitude of wires and chemical injectors are implanted into the heretics spine, which are then attached to a mechanical suit of destruction. When not engaged in combat, their chemical implants inject feelings of guilt and pain directly into their brains, reminding them of their sins. Driven by their pilot's frantic need for forgiveness, Penitent Engines charge towards enemy forces heedless for danger, knowing that only in death can forgiveness can be earned.

...Stimpire Man? :ohdear:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

And I fell down an Internet k hole of Star Citizen pictures

Enjoy these choice ones



https://game-guide.fr/18437-star-citizen-soiree-communautaire/

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Sappo569 posted:

And I fell down an Internet k hole of Star Citizen pictures

Enjoy these choice ones



https://game-guide.fr/18437-star-citizen-soiree-communautaire/



M.E.R.C. Corp having 'crafting' as the C is really funny to me for some reason

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

ey up lad i right fancy takin peek up 'er cheeky minge

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

alf_pogs posted:



M.E.R.C. Corp having 'crafting' as the C is really funny to me for some reason

It shows nobody put any thought into it, that's what.

And having the M in MERC stand for "Mercenary" is just :mediocre:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

alf_pogs posted:



M.E.R.C. Corp having 'crafting' as the C is really funny to me for some reason

That all four letters in their acronym refer to game mechanics that aren't in the game made me chuckle a bit

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Foo Diddley posted:

That all four letters in their acronym refer to game mechanics that aren't in the game made me chuckle a bit

stop playing with peoples fidelity. who knows what happens when that is gone.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Sappo569 posted:

And I fell down an Internet k hole of Star Citizen pictures

Enjoy these choice ones



https://game-guide.fr/18437-star-citizen-soiree-communautaire/

Would you look at the cro-magnon five head? Holy poo poo, I have heard of women having some junk in their trunk, but in the forehead? That is a new one on me folks.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

It's almost like you can smell the bad hygiene coming off of that picture.

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I'm the citizen 0003 card lesnick prominently has on display to Lord over everyone else

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