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Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Slammy posted:

Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Cracking up at Moe 'n' Sali down there.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


:five:

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Guy Gilchrist is totally Bensington Butters.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Worst dumpster porn find ever.

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

Oh my GOD, I'm almost beginning to miss the cave at this point.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Rose is Rose
]

How is this a loving secret maze. What is secret about it.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

Savidudeosoo posted:

Oh my GOD, I'm almost beginning to miss the cave at this point.


How is this a loving secret maze. What is secret about it.

Where her bones will be buried once he beats her to death with the shovel

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Calvin and Hobbes






Weren't we near the end of the strip's run? How did we jump back to '89?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

something about the language in this one feels familiar, like I've heard someone ranting about Fred Mertz in a movie or something that Gilchrist is cribbing from.

Baldo





Wizard of Id





Big Nate





Wallace the Brave plus random Halloween Wallace





Curtis once again does that thing where it makes up a Story-Within-A-Story, then makes fun of how bad that story is, even though it's better than anything else that has happened in regular Curtis canon:



Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!


Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (February, 1916)

huh. https://www.amazon.com/Bar-Harbor-Natural-Lobster-6-5-Ounce/dp/B001ELLASU

Outbursts of Everett True (May, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (May, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (May, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (April, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (October, 1940)


Tweedy (October, 1955, click for big)


Archie (October, 1955, click for big)


Jaf (1970)


Feiffer (1971, click for big)


Andy Capp (February, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (March, 1971, click for big)


Pyton


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (November, 2009, click for big)

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Darthemed posted:

Would someone with some image editing skills be kind enough to mock up that last panel as it would be if they'd decided not to include the word balloon?

Less than perfect, but here ya go...

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Just what I was hoping for, thanks TofuDiva!

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


I'm starting to think Brooks has some kind of fetish for exhibition around parents.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

WickedHate posted:

I'm starting to think Brooks has some kind of fetish for exhibition around parents.

Just a reminder, he also sent his parents video of them loving. For no adequately explained reason (even for this lovely strip).

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





It's All Right Chief Dharma



Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



catlord posted:

Just a reminder, he also sent his parents video of them loving. For no adequately explained reason (even for this lovely strip).

No no the reason was that he sent "/me and Chinese chick I can't remember the name of/" to his parents without actually seeing what was in it.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Calaveron posted:

Shut the gently caress up Gilchrist

I know this isn't that kind of thread, but this would make an excellent threadtitle.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (December 5-7, 1929)







Peanuts (February 5-7, 1970)







Funky Winkerbean





Interrupting the strip dump to point out that we may have reached peak Funky (the character) here, because the punchline is literally "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."



Crankshaft







Rip Haywire







Thimble Theater (August 22-23 and 25, 1930)





Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is just going along with the crowd.


Working Daze makes me feel bad.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix confirms that I'm 6 years old.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Teeth, no teeth. Teeth, no teeth. Mouth equally wide open every panel.

Take It From the Tinkersons


If this were Cul de Sac or Wallace the Brave or something, we'd see the art in question. But I get the distinct impression this is based on Bill Bettwy's actual experiences of nearly failing art classes in school.

Viivi & Wagner

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic





Radio Patrol





Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt


Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


Teeth, no teeth. Teeth, no teeth. Mouth equally wide open every panel.

Maybe he's secretly Conrad Poohs?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

EasyEW posted:

Interrupting the strip dump to point out that we may have reached peak Funky (the character) here, because the punchline is literally "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."

Might also be at peak Funky (the strip) what with this occurring immediately following a cancer scare played for laughs.

Mark Trail

Not sure how I feel about Jam Esallen constantly revealing our allies' secrets to the dread insect enemy.

Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jesus

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
"Once we reunite with those dirt farmers in North Korea finally we can challenge Japan for supremacy in Asia"

Man Chief Dharma getting all geopolitical on me.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

algebra testes posted:

"Once we reunite with those dirt farmers in North Korea finally we can challenge Japan for supremacy in Asia"

Man Chief Dharma getting all geopolitical on me.
It's not any less realistic than flying cars. :v:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kennel posted:

Today's Dogg


Rabies is a helluva disease.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom


Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
:finland: :toot: TODAY IS FINGERPORI'S 10th BIRTHDAY :toot: :finland:

The first Fingerpori strip saw daylight in Helsingin Sanomat on 5 February 2007. HeSa is holding a poll on readers' favorite strips (close your eyes and scroll through the necronomiconian moon babble article lest your brain develops some fancy tumour and you start craving for rye bread and vodka):

http://www.hs.fi/kulttuuri/art-2000005075134.html

This is the signed original:


- I have come to see my father, Teuvo Vesa
- I wouldn't recommend... he's in critical condition
- Chocolate tastes like vomit. Go to barber, you look like a dork!

Strips:



It makes sense in Finnish - 'läppä' means joke, wisecrack etc. There's probably an English synonym that would pass but my thesaurus had nothing.



Today is also Finnish national poet J.L. Runeberg's day, e.g. Finland's national anthem comes from his poem Our Land in The Tales of Ensign Stål. The day is celebrated by eating a pastry created by Runeberg's wife.

National accident day is an accident prevention reminder campaign thing that repeats on every Friday 13th.

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Feb 5, 2017

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Slammy posted:

Dick Tracy (November, 2009, click for big)



That tiger has the best "getting real sick of your poo poo" look right there.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Dec. 6, 1994)

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


Seasick Steve fan?

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Mountaineer posted:

Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Big fan of "pie hole."

Baldo



Wizard of Id reminds us that Sports and Politics both exist.



Big Nate teaches the Tinkersons that you don't even necessarily have to show the art in your joke about the art as long as you remember to tell an actual discernible joke goddammit



Double-shot of random Wallace The Brave featuring Wallace's dad-best dad





Curtis featuring a barbershop strip, which is normally better than the regular Curtis strips, but this one's pretty "eh."

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Wonder if there's still time to get to the store....

Pros and Cons

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Dustin

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