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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Pablo Gigante posted:

I just GIS "shut up and take my money" + whatever game I'm looking for each time

Lol

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goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Captain gently caress Face posted:

sounds like 100% pure strain aids

an understandable reaction to any new metal gear solid

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
I would only trust the idea - like all other ideas in human history - with Hideo Kojima's guidance

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Chad Kroger posted:

For the past week I've been imagining a Metal Gear Solid game set 50-60 years after MGS4. 20 or 30 years after MGS4 the governments of the world have grown complacent because of the more peaceful global situation, and the worst case scenario happens when some rogue state builds or acquires a Metal Gear that successfully launches a nuke because there's no Snake archetype to stop it. So in a "never again" way the US government makes a new clone of Big Boss to deal with the rogue state that has Metal Gears. Maybe you could even have a section take place in the fallout zone where the nuke detonated, like a mix of Ground Zeroes stealth and Metro 2033 gameplay on the irradiated surface.

Anyway Kojima rules

lame

elf help book posted:

TFW the world's governments clone an entire army of big bosses 50-60 years after MGS4 takes place and a force of Raiden-trained sword users must take them all down

amazing

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
https://www.twitch.tv/roosterteeth

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

they should make a game about a cyborg big boss that way i can have epic MGSV gameplay throughout all the conflicts of time, just like my other favorite game series (before I found the series starting with MGSV P), Assassins Creed. Awesome.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

they should make a game about a cyborg big boss that way i can have epic MGSV gameplay throughout all the conflicts of time, just like my other favorite game series (before I found the series starting with MGSV P), Assassins Creed. Awesome.
What if they did this for every game? BossVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Big Boss into any game.

Big Boss in Dead Rising: [Big Boss says nothing because Kiefer Sutherland is very expensive]

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Alpha Protocol lets you learn CQC and say absolutely nothing 90% of the time

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Very disappointed that Metal Gear SurVive had no Super Bowl ad

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Alpha Protocol lets you learn CQC and say absolutely nothing 90% of the time

Lol

Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Alpha Protocol lets you learn CQC and say absolutely nothing 90% of the time

Alpha Protocol: GOTY every year except the one MGSV came out

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRYWinS_u8

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

this isn't going to have anywhere near enough men's asses for Kojima and that woman's is frankly average (not "amazing").

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
http://kotaku.com/for-a-metal-gear-porn-parody-these-special-effects-are-1792074749

Unironically want to watch for the plot.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

LOL

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

lmfao

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Real lols

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Chapter 3: Penis

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I'm lolling at work thinking about Kiefer reading that line

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I wonder if Venom has Big Boss's hosed up nuclear waste genitals.

Oh Long Johnson
Oct 22, 2010

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

lmao

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

hhahhhhahaa

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Frenz
Jan 14, 2009

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I won't splatter your asses with my heartless seed. I will always be inside you

Thanks Boss.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012


It probably has a better one than MGSV.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Stealth marketing campaign for Death Stranding: https://www.yahoo.com/news/more-400-whales-strand-zealand-beach-most-die-213228439.html

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Kojima also mentioned that Mads was always early for meetings and other appointments. “He is by himself, smoking a cigarette while waiting.” Kojima said. “He looks so cool and I’m just watching him, and then like 5 minutes have gone by…”

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