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Ride The Gravitron posted:My daughters [16] hockey teammate [17] is gay, My wife wants to stop her hockey lessons If only teaching your daughter (or son) that being gay is wrong could be considered child abuse. It's a shame that isn't the case because these types of parents need to be removed from society.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:redditors loving love the sound of their own keystrokes so here's some high points Either this guy hosed a stripper or went to a club that makes you think you're going to gently caress a stripper if you spend enough money. Either way, his penis and then quote:My [24 F] boyfriend [26 M] of ~5 years cheated on me last night but said he was “yolo-ing” because he has a terminal illness and I have no idea what to do. I am absolutely heartbroken. If he really is dying... If you were 26 and had terminal cancer, would you want to die having only had one sexual partner in your entire life? he should have broken up with his girlfriend first obviously
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Not sure which would be worse; her husband is dumb enough to spend $600 on lap dances, or that he's lying and bought more than a dance. Edit: beaten
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:redditors loving love the sound of their own keystrokes so here's some high points /r/relationships: It’s like yolo, or whatever the gently caress that saying is
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Hahaha I hope this isn't how she found out he's dying of cancer she glosses over it too much, which leads me to believe she knows he's dying and is used to it
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What's with this quick turnaround quote:I am a bigot father, and would like advice on my daughter, her gay friend, and my bigot wife
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:07 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I [M18] had sex with my sister [F18] and the guilt is killing me. They grew up exactly apart from one another that they never experienced the westermarck effect, while remaining exactly close enough together to insure that a deep and affectionate bond would form. Being attracted to people with like genetics is extremely common, and with teenage hormones they probably couldn't help themselves. I feel bad for both of them, what a confusing situation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction Punkin Spunkin posted:What's with this quick turnaround this guy seems like an example of somebody who is possibly good and decent but was very clearly ruined by his surroundings and is too set in his ways to change it's so weird having to reconcile his progressive views towards his daughter's independence (and even his own bigotry) with his extremely awful opinions about gay people Mirthless fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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Mirthless posted:and with teenage hormones they probably couldn't help themselves. I've never had a sister but I assume I could control myself enough to not gently caress her. You know, because it's your sister. Not a step sister, an actual sister.
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Mirthless posted:They grew up exactly apart from one another that they never experienced the westermarck effect, while remaining exactly close enough together to insure that a deep and affectionate bond would form. Being attracted to people with like genetics is extremely common, and with teenage hormones they probably couldn't help themselves. I feel bad for both of them, what a confusing situation. Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that, if you gently caress your sister, knowing they're your sister, you're hosed in the head. e:f,b
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Mirthless posted:If he really is dying... I might get poo poo on for this, but gently caress him. This seems like the perfect time to teach him that loving over people who care about you means you get to die your horrible cancer death alone. Life's about more than getting your dick wet imo.
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Charles Get-Out posted:I might get poo poo on for this, but gently caress him. This seems like the perfect time to teach him that loving over people who care about you means you get to die your horrible cancer death alone. I think loving is exactly what he wants, though.
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Charles Get-Out posted:I might get poo poo on for this, but gently caress him. This seems like the perfect time to teach him that loving over people who care about you means you get to die your horrible cancer death alone. He 'yolo'd' it and cheated on his girlfriend because he basically doesn't have to deal with the consequences. Actively dying might make you live a little crazy, but gently caress that dude. That or he just flat out cheated on her and is using the cancer as an excuse. Faffel fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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The real revenge would be getting cancer and then cheating on him Stand next to some microwaves while smoking a pack of cigarettes while using eight cellphones at once or something
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Batterypowered7 posted:I think loving is exactly what he wants, though. Touche edit: he coulda done what Mirthless suggested and broken up with her though. I'm guessing he still wants her emotional support which means don't cheat on her.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:The real revenge would be getting cancer and then cheating on him Cure his cancer so he has to live with the consequences, clearly.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:27 |
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And that's how we found the cure for cancer
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:29 |
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I really like the imprisoned by good dick story. It's refreshing to see a gender-swapped version of "my male 'friend' is insanely petty now that I've begun seeing someone." What need does repeatedly hear about just how hot this big-dicked playboy serve? Is the idea of being sexually broken or whatever by her best lay ever (and I know, because he was mine too) at all credible?
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:32 |
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WampaLord posted:I've never had a sister but I assume I could control myself enough to not gently caress her. Coucho Marx posted:Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that, if you gently caress your sister, knowing they're your sister, you're hosed in the head. we can all agree on this but we're not extremely horny 18 year olds dealing with a fundamental biological rule of attraction I'm not saying "Go out and gently caress your sister, it is cool and good", I am saying "Jeeze, what a confusing and unfortunate situation"
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:33 |
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a "confusing and unfortunate situation" is 'tripping over your cat in the dark', not 'sleeping with a blood relative'
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:41 |
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Coucho Marx posted:a "confusing and unfortunate situation" is 'tripping over your cat in the dark', not 'sleeping with a blood relative' I am referring to the confusion brought on by hormones screaming at you to gently caress somebody you're related to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction I linked these two articles for a reason The westermarck effect is what keeps you from wanting to gently caress your sister. This is about biological attraction. If he didn't have enough exposure to her when he was younger for the westermarck effect to happen, he literally cannot help being attracted to her (and vice versa) and 18 year olds are not known for their self control or ability to understand the long term consequences of their actions. It is obvious what they should have done (not hosed) but how they got there isn't their fault, it's something that human beings are hard wired to do, and that is what is confusing and unfortunate.
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I have a scientific theory: don't gently caress your sister.
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Mirthless posted:I am referring to the confusion brought on by hormones screaming at you to gently caress somebody you're related to WoodrowSkillson posted:dude you are like a golem of all of the problems in this thread
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:48 |
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mirthless I think we've heard quite enough about your Hills Have Eyes-assed okie family, either put up with the funny stories or shut up
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Lol you guys are unreal Sorry this well documented phenomenon offends your delicate sensibilities wrt attraction
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it's called ephebophilia and the Greeks considered it the purest fo-
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Mirthless is right, I've seen this happen in one of my Japanese animes.
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yeah, like, we all know it happens, dude, but this is the 'make fun of reddit idiots in relationships' thread and it's weird to see someone not be significantly openly repulsed by criminal incest
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:56 |
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The keyword is: popcorn I[25f] think my boyfriend[31m] is trying to train me? 2 years. quote:I dont even know what this is. Sorry if this sounds disorganised but he's literally in the bed beside me right now and I'm losing my mind. Me [18F] with my date [21M] went to dinner and the movies and he completely ripped me off. quote:Okay so this just happened. I went on a date with a guy I met at the local gym and we decided on a typical dinner/movie date for tonight. He suggested that we split the cost of the date 50/50 by having him pay for the movie tickets as well as the snacks, and I pay for the dinner. I found this to be quite reasonable since he was the one driving and the cost of gas was part of his portion towards the date.
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Yeah, but what was dinner with Carl Weathers like?
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Lonely Virgil posted:The keyword is: popcorn This woman needs to get out, this is poo poo you'd expect from a parent 'training' a child (badly), not your partner. Age gap strikes again! Lonely Virgil posted:Me [18F] with my date [21M] went to dinner and the movies and he completely ripped me off. This woman needs to ge- oh, never mind. At least she found out early that he's a cheap user rear end in a top hat.
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Lonely Virgil posted:The keyword is: popcorn It's kind of funny to see a woman write one of these "my date wasted my money!" posts, you usually see them from MRA types. The free tickets and strange popcorn/candy is shady as heck and I understand where she's coming from, but she needs to write the loss off. She doesn't intend to see him again which is A+ good.
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So I read my city's subreddit every once in a while. It's not too bad and has discussion on new restaurants, events, and all kinds of stuff that I might miss otherwise. Somehow, I found this raving lunatic...quote:So I've posted a few times about moving and I'm so excited but now I'm freaking out! I want to get into a relationship so badly and I'm afraid, I intended to use tinder and bumble and match but what else? I am 26 I want to start a family soon and it hasn't happened yet. I hope Columbus is my fresh start and things are awesome but what can I do to finally find someone?! The replies are nonstop making GBS threads on her, but she keeps replying for some reason with such gems as: quote:No?? I said I am ok with dating someone shortly and getting pregnant by them. That happens to people all the time, my friend was with her guy a month when she got pregnant (they aren't together) but it happens. quote:I feel gross using toys it's like embarrassing to me as if I can't get someone but then I feel guilty if I have sex with someone who isn't dating me. I'm a mess. I'm not part of a crazy religion lol I am a Christian but not like super strict. lol I guess I just have to move and see how it goes quote:lol toys don't scare me, just masturbating in general makes me feel bad which is weird. It makes me feel like I am a loser which is weird I know. I think I love myself but I think I'm a better person in a relationship quote:I really don't want to foster, I want to be pregnant. If I turn like 31 and I'm still single and not with someone I might just try to find someone who would just have a baby with me? I don't think I would ever go to a sperm donor because I think it would be embarrassing, like as if I couldn't get someone. I'll try to not focus on dating for a little bit after I move It just keeps going and going with a massive comment thread of half serious and half joke replies because it's a city subreddit and doesn't have /r/relationships moderation, but she replies to almost every post with the same desperation. I don't get how she's 26. It's amazing. She also posted this in /r/relationships: I [26F] cannot empathize with my friend [24F], we have been friends for about a year quote:So my close friend of about a year is annoying me to no end!! So I guess the biggest issue is she has a bf. She met this guy on a dating app that I told her about and they have been together for about 7 months. It makes me mad, I'm 26 I'm dying to find someone to date and marry and have babies with and my friend gets a guy and even though he's not my type he talks to her about marriage and I feel like she flaunts it in front of me. She shouldn't be in a relationship, she still talks to other guys, she was so slutty, she's just not gf material. I am I have a career and a great job and I'm moving to a big city I just need a relationship so bad. Anyways this is affecting our friendship, last night she texted me about how she feels like her life is bad because she's stuck in a crap job and she isn't fully happy in her relationship. I just felt nothing for her, I actually felt good because I just got a job making 12k more than her and we work in the same field. I feel like she complains about her relationship so much but stays. She's always so attention seeking from guys like anytime we go out she has to have all the attention. I just feel like I don't care about this friendship anymore, I want a bf so bad and I'm terrified that I'll move to this big city and still not have anyone. I just don't know what to do, I don't want to end our friendship and I know I'm not rational but it makes me upset all the time It's almost too good to be true, but the fact that she posted it on my city's subreddit with a surprising amount of detail proves otherwise. She also has a post in /r/dating titled "Can you have a relationship with no sex?"
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Mirthless posted:oh jesus loving christ the language choices in this post They should put her in a sport with absolutely zero homosexuals, like soccer or softball.
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Lonely Virgil posted:The keyword is: popcorn A should get out, and use only positive reinforcement techniques (clicker and treats) in her future relationships B should definitely ask that guy to Western Union her a refund on the date, though, I'm sure that guy'll be happy to shell out
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:So I read my city's subreddit every once in a while. It's not too bad and has discussion on new restaurants, events, and all kinds of stuff that I might miss otherwise. Somehow, I found this raving lunatic... Haha wow I bet she immediately starts asking all her matches if they ever want to get married and have kids.
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Lonely Virgil posted:The keyword is: popcorn lol and loving barf to the second story. maybe she just met a homeless dude at the gym in which case I feel pretty bad. tactlessbastard posted:Yeah, but what was dinner with Carl Weathers like? The keyword is:really really cool poo poo man quote:M ( 18 y/o ) asked out F ( 17 y/o ) but got a weird answer. Help me please? quote:Should I make a move? quote:My mother [48F] has cancer and I [28F] am a jerk
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Ask Me For Warez posted:They should put her in a sport with absolutely zero homosexuals, like soccer or softball. It's just really goddamn funny they're this upset about a gay female hockey player when 'field hockey player' is synonymous with lesbian in American pop culture
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Me [22 F], my dad [52M], my mom [47F], and my sister [17F] are about to start armageddon...over a HORSE.
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Mirthless posted:It's just really goddamn funny they're this upset about a gay female hockey player when 'field hockey player' is synonymous with lesbian in American pop culture being a Christian means being largely blind to the reference points of the mentally sound
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I [19/F] am moving to England to live with my boyfriend [ 23M] will I have to have sex with him ?quote:I met him when he came to South Africa (where I am from) to help out at an orphanage, I was helping out there too. He was here for 3 weeks and after he left we kept talking over facetime ... quote:Can you explain why this would be a lot of pressure for a new relationship ? quote:No I've never lived with anyone but my parents ... this is my first relationship and I've never been outside of South Africa.
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