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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I can imagine booting up COUPLE ANIMALS and it's just two antelopes standing there shrugging at you.

It's actually a Noah's Ark sim.

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Pastry of the Year posted:

Enhance Children intelligence 2.8" ps vita games





I'm SHOOT HEXAPOD

No Chanticleer Hegemony, No buy.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~
I'm DISAPPEAR BOXES and I refuse to believe that BEAT PIG is anything but a rhythm game with swine.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


SHOOT PENGUINS
RECEIVE EGGS

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
AIR-RAID WARDEN

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



SUSHI-BAR

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

drat nothing more exciting than a robotic westfalia Vanagon

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

I choose to believe GANG NAM STYLE is actually a deliberate pun and its simultaneously about both KPop and organised crime in the Vietnam War.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
MOTOR, STONE and BOX sound dadaist.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pastry of the Year posted:

Enhance Children intelligence 2.8" ps vita games





I'm SHOOT HEXAPOD

Is RECIEVE FRUIT better than RECIEVE APPLES?

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

And then there's BEAT PIG which has to be absolutely amazing and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

I dunno, sounds kind of mundane compared to other games about the police.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
BEAT PIG is a Parappa the rapper clone except with pigs.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I was hitting the charity shops today because they sell the best clothes obviously when I found this



Still less on the nose than the Jesus imagery in Man of Steel tbh

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Vader looking different after the election

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Of course it's made in Jacksonville

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Back to the plug and play chat with BEAT PIG and what not, I actually had one of those game consoles. The VS maxx 25 in 1!

I had this version long ago:


Here are the games. There is one in particular that stuck out in my mind when I played it far more often than I should have... :gbsmith:


Row 4, column 1. BIRDIE NEST.

It is a game where you are a disembodied hand that must catch the eggs falling out of a pelican. HOWEVER, you must also avoid steaming coils of dog turds being shat out by said pelican, or you will lose. No, I'm serious.

Here's most likely the only video on the internet where you can find gameplay of BIRDIE NEST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-72Yiv0gKKU

Also, I'm the television set that is not included on the back of the console's box.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Yeah, I have four or five of those things. Most of them don't have a single game worth playing on them.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Lime Tonics posted:

Vader looking different after the election



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L9io-b9Uew&t=131s

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



finally the perfect call of duty knockoff

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Is it naughty in the little cat or naughty little in the cat because neither make sense and this is frustrating me unreasonably

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



It's Meow of Call: Naughty in the Little Cat (and other stories, cute little cat)

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
code:
DON'T NAUGHTY
  CAT INSIDE

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

What actually is it? It looks like it might be a book or stationery product?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Antivehicular posted:

What actually is it? It looks like it might be a book or stationery product?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

It's Meow of Call: Naughty in the Little Cat (and other stories, cute little cat)

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Antivehicular posted:

What actually is it? It looks like it might be a book or stationery product?

Meow of Call: Naughty in the Little Cat is a very serious stationery product about the true nature and beauty of vengeance



and dance

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

I thought that was a toilet at first.

Maybe it is :iiam:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
What sort of toilet has a steering wheel on it's chest

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

goose willis posted:

What sort of toilet has a steering wheel on it's chest

It's a handle for when you take a power poo poo, duh.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

goose willis posted:

What sort of toilet has a steering wheel on it's chest

The Shrek kind

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




When I look at this, I'm pretty sure the orange part is supposed to be Shrek's pants, and I wonder why anybody would let their child ride in Shrek's open pants... :psyduck:

EorayMel posted:

I thought that was a toilet at first.

Maybe it is :iiam:

... or worse, why anybody would take a poo poo in Shrek's open pants. :gonk:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I'm the "Il Bimbo" sign/poster hanging on the wall.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:




... or worse, why anybody would take a poo poo in Shrek's open pants. :gonk:

Don't kinkshame.

massecurr
Dec 15, 2012


Theirs alot going on in this bootleg, its closer to 4 bootlegs in one, Transformers, Pirate Sentai Gokaiger/Power Rangers Super Megaforce, Kamen Riders W and OOOs, toss in some random movieverse Bumblebee figure and, perhaps most bizarrely Bumblebees severed head and you have my favorite bootleg of all time

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

EmmyOk posted:

I was hitting the charity shops today because they sell the best clothes obviously when I found this



Still less on the nose than the Jesus imagery in Man of Steel tbh
I have tried to explain this multiple times on OkCupid first dates and every single time I get the "oh, uh..." like I'm insane.

This is because I am a goony motherfucker but I am glad some other goon is with me :shobon:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

massecurr posted:



Theirs alot going on in this bootleg, its closer to 4 bootlegs in one, Transformers, Pirate Sentai Gokaiger/Power Rangers Super Megaforce, Kamen Riders W and OOOs, toss in some random movieverse Bumblebee figure and, perhaps most bizarrely Bumblebees severed head and you have my favorite bootleg of all time

This touches my inner child and makes it throw an inner tantrum because I'm not buying it.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I have tried to explain this multiple times on OkCupid first dates and every single time I get the "oh, uh..." like I'm insane.

This is because I am a goony motherfucker but I am glad some other goon is with me :shobon:

I don't know if I've ever brought it up on a first date but the imagery is dreadful. Normally my face and odour put women off long before I get to talk about my views on Superman though!



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LIfehack: impress a penny-conscious gal by offering to read the Something Awful forums to her on your first date, thereby saving her a handsome ten dollars

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

treiz01 posted:

Also, god I love gags like this, that never get an answer.

I hate them because dorks bring them up every goddamn chance they get and it's infuriating

"Yo, the men's room is out of TP"

*snicker* "Looks like someone couldn't figure out the three seashells"

:fuckoff:

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