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That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
Thnks for th tip on the card, I'll do that. I placed the one order I NEED to make crafts with via my got-no-job-nearly-empty bank account so wee'll see.

Also, if those hads weren't so $$$ thy'd make hysterical xmas ornaments!

I think this would b a cool gift... th 1st walrus or the moosee maybe.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...2748824730.html

These are a super cute concept and would allow you to easily remember your reusable bags since they could jsut b strawberris in your pursw!
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2763939521.html

I ordered this from a seller who rejectd my whol order so I might try again. Looks handy!
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2776300132.html

I wonder if that Aus dude ever put anything lik this up his wang
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2718728229.html

hahahahah or THIS!
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rub...2690926454.html

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004






makes sense

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Pick posted:

I was going to say, couldn't you find a cheaper one??

But that might not be the time to go cheap

As long as a working key is provided, I'll be just fine.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Well poo poo I was just about to go to bed, but I don't think I'll get any sleep now :stare:

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Oh boy, I love Aliexpress. I used to be one of those girls who thought, 'why would one ever own more than two bras?' After discovering this site, I have like, 8.
Ain't nothin' like that ol' chemical titty smell.

I also have received as presents a pair of those printed sweatshirts and you definitely gotta wear something underneath them, they're made basically of plastic. Other than that, they're basically what you see on the site.

If I had more money than sense, I would absolutely clothe myself in all this bullshit:

A good shirt for people exploiting the low cost of Chinese labour

I like popular art, too.

Different~

The famous slogan from the famous movie!

Is this what 'Waiting for Superman' was about

It's since been removed, but my favourite shirt was bright blue, with rainbow zebra print sleeves, that said 'COFFEE CUP.' in bold on the chest.

Finally, some beautiful poetry.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

evobatman posted:

Well poo poo I was just about to go to bed, but I don't think I'll get any sleep now :stare:

Too excited from t hinking about popping that bad boy on the end of your thumb and pretending like tiny Vladimir Putin is jerking ur dick off? me too, man, me too.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I can never visit sites like these because I will start feeling like I need ten thousand cute food keychains made from 100% pure asbestos or whatever. But they're SO CUTE.

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32587077585.html

I was looking at tools. Why saw like a madman when you can SAW A MADMAN!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Just ordered a bunch of pins





Cant wait for these to make my skin fall off.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

evobatman posted:

I bought a Chris Evans head to put on my Hot Toys Captain America. "Headplay" is the word to search for, you'll find pretty much any celebrity you want.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

Just ordered a bunch of pins





Cant wait for these to make my skin fall off.

lol these are incredible

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Synthbuttrange posted:

Just ordered a bunch of pins

How'd you miss the best pin?



Or these cute Leon: The Professional pins: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/min...d6-0c7987041903

Or thi



:stare:

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

unpacked robinhood posted:

big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving VELOCIRAPTOR on a hoverboard then hosed

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Trip report: that phone I found is in fact not waterproof; the ports are wide open, there are no gaskets anywhere, and the manual and warranty warn against contact with liquids. Since that was the main selling point and I don't want one of those jumbo "survival" balls of orange rubber, I'll just stick with my current zte dumbphone and its qwerty keyboard.

Also, its A2DP didn't work, so the bluetooth music sounded like rear end coming through the phone audio protocol. Weird, since it's the first chinese phone I've had that didn't do that well

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


poverty goat posted:

I've never used alibaba but dhgate is a great place to buy counterfeit bongs

dhgate is where u find the wild poo poo


http://www.dhgate.com/product/2017-hot-sale-ncr-atm-skimmer-atm-bezel-with/395603864.html

http://www.dhgate.com/product/2015-hot-china-powerful-emp-generator-for/261773103.html

http://www.dhgate.com/product/wn002-atm-bezel-overlay-atm-black-oveylay/394248986.html




edit wow those links are hosed up so here







get kicked out of casinos and arrested quicker than ever before!

Samuel L. ACKSYN fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Feb 7, 2017

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The fact that the plastic overlay (which would be profitable in bulk at even $0.02/ea) is selling for :200bux: is amazing, they really know which items to gouge

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I feel like I'm on a no-poo poo list now

Ohhai
Apr 5, 2011

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Red...2681232009.html

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

unpacked robinhood posted:

big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving VELOCIRAPTOR on a hoverboard then hosed

I understood this and appreciated it. Thank you.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Sentient Data posted:

Trip report: that phone I found is in fact not waterproof; the ports are wide open, there are no gaskets anywhere, and the manual and warranty warn against contact with liquids. Since that was the main selling point and I don't want one of those jumbo "survival" balls of orange rubber, I'll just stick with my current zte dumbphone and its qwerty keyboard.

Also, its A2DP didn't work, so the bluetooth music sounded like rear end coming through the phone audio protocol. Weird, since it's the first chinese phone I've had that didn't do that well

Aw poo poo I ordered a similar model lol

e: reviews are dope

quote:

Good phone with a very powerful sound and powerful flashlight. when you insert the SIM cards noticed the battery from the phone almost two times more than usual, which provides the phone settings. the way the battery, was inside packed in protection which should be removed when entering into operation (probably for avoiding blank operation). the only thing that would like to change it saver brutal men with arms but they seem to be sewn and do not change, and we bought the phone for the elderly women it would be flowers for it would be better approached. will order another one.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Don't be too disheartened at least. The phone's construction was solid, the OS wasn't nearly as broken as some other chinese phones I've gotten in the past, the antenna had great reception, and I didn't have any problems with the speaker/mic. I'm sure yours will work perfectly well as an emergency/backup phone in the worst case, I was just specifically looking for waterproof this time around

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

King Vidiot posted:

How'd you miss the best pin?




Haha someone on DePop had been selling those as "vintage 70's." Getting $12-$15 each.


Why do all the Aliexpress links have six thousand ones and zeroes in them?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

I bought 10 thanks friend

Beekeeping and You
Sep 27, 2011



:negative: Found something I bought for 5 dollars on etsy for 1.69. I've been had!

(it was this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...-06284-VnYZvQVf )

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Beekeeping and You posted:

:negative: Found something I bought for 5 dollars on etsy for 1.69. I've been had!

(it was this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...-06284-VnYZvQVf )

link with weird poo poo removed

Can you post the etsy link ? I wonder what it looks like

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Feb 7, 2017

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I don't begrudge people marking up cheap stuff from China that they bought in bulk, because that's kinda what Alibaba is, it's when they do poo poo like lie about what it is that bothers me. Like if they sell a gold-painted cheap-rear end bracelet as "REAL 10k GOLD, ORIGINAL VINTAGE NOS" or say that something was handmade or imply that they made it themselves.

Hey, here's yet another person on Depop whose entire inventory is stuff from Aliexpress: https://www.depop.com/axgnostic

King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Feb 7, 2017

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Beep.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bea...2598311419.html

Boop.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Viv...2784855727.html

Beep.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nob...2501504065.html

Boop.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wom...2599916536.html

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I'm not sure if wearing this in public is a good idea...

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/T-Shirt-Websites-lisa-simpson-Custom-Cotton-Short-Sleeve-Males-Order-T-shirts-XXXL/32790912211.html

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




The name breastpin makes me think I should wear these like pasties

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Please post any cool pins you find they're cool as heck

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

ravenkult posted:

Please post any cool pins you find they're cool as heck

I bought a bunch of random pins from here

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You can just search for random words and then organize by number of orders to find some good stuff, since honestly often someone thought of buying it before you.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
thomas the tank engine BRIO except like the old BRIO before they put in plastic connectors so better than contemporary BRIO

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Pick posted:

You can just search for random words and then organize by number of orders to find some good stuff, since honestly often someone thought of buying it before you.

[urlhttps://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-vaporwave.html?initiative_id=SB_20170207135209&site=glo&groupsort=1&SortType=total_tranpro_desc&g=y&SearchText=vaporwave]Vaporwave got some good results imho[/url]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Holy poo poo

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
They have some giiiant owl pendants for cheap, if I ever get approvd to buy there. I scanned my ID and two cards plus online statemnts for approval now. I can see if I was ordering 300-500 items a day, like some peopl who also had orders rjected, but my largst order was $14.

Anyway. More magic things!

This bean sprout grower is 60% off for the nxt 10 hours!

Also found some ginormous hydro balls that are 50% off.


Side note - do you think I can do outdoor patio plants in strictly hydrogell balls or do I NEED soil?

This looks painful and fun and cheap, so buy several and open a basemnt salon.

For $2 you can mark these coloring books up a whole bunch and profit!


Looove this bright beaded neck piece


Spent a ton of time in the home decor sction and found thse gems for a great price:





Absolutely buying a couple of these


Also dfinitly buying half a dozen of these


Have a feeling these pretty flower petal dress prints would sell like hotcaks at the craft fairs, will buy one to check quality


Wacky motivational prints



Cool travel posters for $5 and up on CANVAS (that you can wrap around foamcore to mount)








and some well done fandom poo poo for $5-$10







MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Beekeeping and You posted:

:negative: Found something I bought for 5 dollars on etsy for 1.69. I've been had!

(it was this [url=]https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Women-Natural-Stone-Pendant-Necklaces-Triangle-Black-Pink-Purple-Gem-Stone-Necklace-Collars-Collier/32753799666.html[/url]

Honestly be glad it was $15 or $30. I bought a couple of things off Etsy back in the day before I realizes where a lot of it was coming from and learned to check eBay/AliExpress, and some of it was around $20. For me.

I'm not surprised there are other liars on DePop, Mercari is already filled with people selling knockoff poo poo. DePop has higher standards, but as long as looks legit, they look into it unless prompted.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Jihad Me At Hello posted:

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32587077585.html

I was looking at tools. Why saw like a madman when you can SAW A MADMAN!

Man, that's really steep.

I've used this one to cut numerous holes in plywood, paneling, and my house walls:

http://www.harborfreight.com/power-tools/reciprocating-saws/9-amp-professional-variable-speed-reciprocating-saw-69066.html

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I just made an $1 order to test the site, and I'm listed on the item page like this:

X*****x X******x


Where the x-es are letters in my name. People can easy guess my first first name and maybe even my last name. Creepy. Glad I just bought an owl sticker and not the giant butt plug after all.

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