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corn on the cop posted:r/legaladvice pretty sure this is illegal but also good luck getting them to knock it off
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quote:I laid out my plight: tall, fit man seeking partner to engage in protected sex while being coached by cartoon figures on a laptop and wearing Fitbits.
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Shut the gently caress up about help desks. Mirthless do you ever wonder why you consistently end up at the center of every boring, interminable derail? It's probably just coincidence.
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corn on the cop posted:r/legaladvice Oh embezzlement just a thing you do when young and naive on accident.
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Mirthless posted:You work at a how to help desk and that describes like 5 or 10% of the corporate IT industry. Most companies don't hire help desk people to teach the accountants who put excel on their resume how to do excel, they just fire those people for not knowing how to do what they were hired for. Hahahahaha! I work for the state in a fairly high level IT support role. Your world would be shattered if you saw the people who I deal with on a daily basis who are so-called senior "infrastructure specialists" making six figures who don't know how to perform basic troubleshooting before sending my team their tickets. They have no clue how Outlook shared mailboxes or room resources work and panic when the most basic issues arise. People like this are virtually immune to termination and have obscene job security. Oh man. You have no idea. I know application support guys who are paid $80k and sit on their phones all day playing mobile games who have no clue what their software does. The rabbit hole goes so deep. 
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Feb 7, 2017 19:33
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Dead Cosmonaut posted:Is this just unique to France? My study abroad in the Czech Republic was exactly the opposite. I lived in the Czech Republic a while and it's like the greatest freaking country, I loved that place.
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Feb 7, 2017 19:34
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Pick posted:I lived in the Czech Republic a while and it's like the greatest freaking country, I loved that place. I only visited the CR and Poland for 10 days, and everyone I met was friendly, helpful, and fun as hell to go out with. A+ would go again.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Hahahahaha! I work for the state in a fairly high level IT support role. Your world would be shattered if you saw the people who I deal with on a daily basis who are so-called senior "infrastructure specialists" making six figures who don't know how to perform basic troubleshooting before sending my team their tickets. They have no clue how Outlook shared mailboxes or room resources work and panic when the most basic issues arise. People like this are virtually immune to termination and have obscene job security. Oh man. You have no idea. I know application support guys who are paid $80k and sit on their phones all day playing mobile games who have no clue what their software does. The rabbit hole goes so deep. 
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Feb 7, 2017 19:40
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The only question I can ask the thread is this: Why the gently caress have you not ignored Mirthless yet?
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Feb 7, 2017 19:42
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Gaunab posted:Grabby Sister  from it all.
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Mirthless posted:You work at a how to help desk and that describes like 5 or 10% of the corporate IT job market. Most companies don't hire help desk people to teach the accountants who put excel on their resume how to do excel, they just fire those people for not knowing how to do what they were hired for. Can you just accept you're the odd one out here with your tech savvy old staff? There is a vast majority of adults who think computers are magic.
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Feb 7, 2017 19:44
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Yawgmoth posted:Yes but imagine how well they would all (suddenly and without any additional effort involved) work if you dropped the IT department and replaced them with a wiki page! Oh, I'm not even bothering to go into the non-technical non-IT staff who regularly send us tickets for their non-issues who have absolutely no clue what's going on and are paid crazy good money as an accountant/controller/researcher/etc. 😂
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MF_James posted:The only question I can ask the thread is this: I have been conditioned to hate him from seeing his awful posting on other subforums so seeing him dogpiled for being a loving moron every 2 pages is deeply satisfying
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Pretty sure this thirsty, desperate loser fits perfectly in this thread. how is this not an e/n post
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Fullhouse posted:I have been conditioned to hate him from seeing his awful posting on other subforums so seeing him dogpiled for being a loving moron every 2 pages is deeply satisfying I [idk 35?M] with long hair keeps getting told I'm wrong by strangers. Is it me or them?
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The last stuff to be automated is going to be the stuff that requires good communication skills, like sales and IT troubleshooting and whatnot. That's one of the reason that tech skills are far less important to job security than exceptional people skills. Thankfully I've got both because I love computers and people! 
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Feb 7, 2017 19:52
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Pretty sure this thirsty, desperate loser fits perfectly in this thread. Nothing gets a girl wet like "I'm sure you're so ugly you think no guy would ever want you, but I'm so hard-up for a hole that I'll shove myself in there. No need to tell me your real name, I'm not that invested."
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By the way, the reason those jobs won't be automated is the same logic for which guys get laid. You can have a mansion but if you call out, "Sex-hole! Sex-hole! What's-your-face, where are you?? SEXXXX-HOOOLLLEEEE?" your marriage might not last as long as with the fella who respects his SO and tells her she has pretty eyes.
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Pick posted:The last stuff to be automated is going to be the stuff that requires good communication skills, like sales and IT troubleshooting and whatnot. That's one of the reason that tech skills are far less important to job security than exceptional people skills. Thankfully I've got both because I love computers and people! yeah half the time when i go on a business trip i'm a glorified babysitter to the engineers, to interpret for them and to make sure they get to their hotel/plane on time and don't wander off and get drunk at night
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Feb 7, 2017 19:57
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MF_James posted:The only question I can ask the thread is this: No point when everyone quotes their posts! Also Pick why on earth are you triple posting?
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value-brand cereal posted:No point when everyone quotes their posts! this is actually r/pick&mirthless now
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Please stop talking about your IT helpdesks. There are whole forums for that, I guess. Mirthless please chill the gently caress out about....everything.
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boner confessor posted:yeah half the time when i go on a business trip i'm a glorified babysitter to the engineers, to interpret for them and to make sure they get to their hotel/plane on time and don't wander off and get drunk at night This was me as a grad student, for the professors 
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Please stop talking about your IT helpdesks. There are whole forums for that, I guess. Mirthless please chill the gently caress out about....everything.
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Pick posted:The last stuff to be automated is going to be the stuff that requires good communication skills, like sales and IT troubleshooting and whatnot. That's one of the reason that tech skills are far less important to job security than exceptional people skills. Thankfully I've got both because I love computers and people! You love turning dead animals into statues No I don't know why I keep bringing this up, I guess taxidermy is inherently funny to me
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VanSandman posted:You love turning dead animals into statues I actually don't taxidermy, at all. I collect taxidermy.
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Yawgmoth posted:Yeah but SH/SC is way slower than this thread go post there exclusively anyway
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Mirthless has died on so many hills that you could build a new hill entirely out of the Mithless corpses which Mirthless would immediately die on
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Splicer posted:Mirthless has died on so many hills that you could build a new hill entirely out of the Mithless corpses which Mirthless would immediately die on the seven hills of mirthless' posting history, upon which the rome of badposting was constructed
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Guess what the keyword is. I bought my girlfriend a ring, but now I'm worried whether to give it to her or not. quote:
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Feb 7, 2017 20:04
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That best friend, who I assume is a dude, is stupid as hell lol.
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It's pretty bizarre that insulting IT helpdesk workers gets a stronger response than sister loving robots will be loving all of our sisters by 2024 anyway
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Moridin920 posted:That best friend, who I assume is a dude, is stupid as hell lol. I've had a lot of relationships dampened, at best, by the guy having a terrible best friend he listens to. if you have a lovely best friend, who has no success with women ever, be mindful of taking his advice "on girls"
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LethalGeek posted:Idk just let the sister be a giant flirt but don't actually you know gently caress her. Or If she's patting the inner thigh now and escalating for he past six months just letting her be a flirt is going to lead to a how you doing handy inside another two...
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Pick posted:Nothing gets a girl wet like "I'm sure you're so ugly you think no guy would ever want you, but I'm so hard-up for a hole that I'll shove myself in there. No need to tell me your real name, I'm not that invested." That's a, uh, really weird way of reading intentions behind something that was clearly set up and advertised as a magazine assignment and makes me think you might be projecting onto him just a wee bit. Like it's extremely unsurprising he wouldn't get any takers, and consequently it's kind of a weird inclusion in an article about the difficulties of regular single men, but I'm pretty sure there was no judgement of appearance or prospects implied, and the offer to use a pseudonym was for the article he planned to write about the weird freaky sexercise routine. LGD fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Moridin920 posted:That best friend, who I assume is a dude, is stupid as hell lol. Yup. While OP is definitely socially awkward and dorky as hell, his best friend is a moron and he should never listen to him in any serious capacity again. Buying a ring for your long-term girlfriend as a nice Christmas gift, just like a necklace, bracelet, watch, yoga pants, or anything that is meaningful to her.
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LGD posted:That's a, uh, really weird way of reading intentions behind something that was clearly set up and advertised as a magazine assignment and makes me think you might be projecting onto him just a wee bit. I only read like two paragraphs of it because the "sexual marketplace" comment beneath made me infer I didn't have to, though his profile is still lame as hell though he's quite conventionally attractive so lol on him
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Gaunab posted:Fart Nothing left to do but enjoy the happy ending massages
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Pick posted:I only read like two paragraphs of it because the "sexual marketplace" comment beneath made me infer I didn't have to, though his profile is still lame as hell though he's quite conventionally attractive so lol on him There's nothing like a toxic, unattractive personality to make every girl on Tinder cream their chair! 
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