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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

https://twitter.com/BradytoJuIes/status/829048873809231877

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Bellmaker posted:

This also doesn't count the 2-pt conversions either so 101

so clemson and nwe both won titles with an insanely high # of plays vs their opponents, culminating in a 4th quarter (and ot) where they did whatever they wanted to an exhausted defense? neat

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

that's a hall of fame catch

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ddockett/status/829054394339643397

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

my friend, who is a Falcons fan (but we grew up in New Jersey??), goes to school in the heart of Patriots country and told me he's been in hiding for the last two days because he was talking a lot of poo poo over the last few weeks

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Carlosologist posted:

my friend, who is a Falcons fan (but we grew up in New Jersey??), goes to school in the heart of Patriots country and told me he's been in hiding for the last two days because he was talking a lot of poo poo over the last few weeks

thats silly, patriots fans should be graceful to fans of defeated teams because they outnumber us so badly

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Didn't someone post a Instagram post of 2 Boston dudes with Brady's stolen jersey, why is it such a mystery who took it

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

evilweasel posted:

thats silly, patriots fans should be graceful to fans of defeated teams because they outnumber us so badly

Has Sunday taught you nothing? Never give up, never surrender.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

GaussianCopula posted:

Has Sunday taught you nothing? Never give up, never surrender.

we should act like we've been there before

because we have

a lot

so many times

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

evilweasel posted:

we should act like we've been there before

because we have

a lot

so many times

If they will not respect us, then they shall fear us.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Carlosologist posted:

my friend, who is a Falcons fan (but we grew up in New Jersey??), goes to school in the heart of Patriots country and told me he's been in hiding for the last two days because he was talking a lot of poo poo over the last few weeks

Ouch.

Probably shouldnta talked all that poo poo then

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Mister Fister posted:

If they will not respect us, then they shall fear us.

http://imgur.com/a/voUIf

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Carlosologist posted:

my friend, who is a Falcons fan (but we grew up in New Jersey??), goes to school in the heart of Patriots country and told me he's been in hiding for the last two days because he was talking a lot of poo poo over the last few weeks
I was rooting for the Falcons myself but I'm guessing your friend was insufferable when they were up 28-3

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

you can even see he's knocked his namecard almost off the duckboat

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Amy Pole Her posted:

Literally nobody will notice either way

you don't have to be angry that you couldn't also have peyton manning making GBS threads into tom brady's mouth next to every post you make for a year

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

this is the gronk i know and love

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I was rooting for the Falcons myself but I'm guessing your friend was insufferable when they were up 28-3

He must be a new Falcons fan. I had my poo poo zipped up and on lock waiting for the clock to hit double 0 before I was going to unleash many years of pent up poo poo talking.

I ended up just taking a really big dump instead. Much like the Falcons.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i'm catching so much poo poo at work for counting out touchdown tom (i said brady was choking after the pick six). like anybody on earth thought they were gonna win when down 28-3.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Groovelord Neato posted:

i'm catching so much poo poo at work for counting out touchdown tom (i said brady was choking after the pick six). like anybody on earth thought they were gonna win when down 28-3.

I did not count out Touchdown Tom and got a lot of flag for it on the SAS Discord.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Somebody posted that they counted out Touchdown Tom at the beginning of the third quarter and I correctly called him a retard

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


he played like garbage in the first half!

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Groovelord Neato posted:

he played like garbage in the first half!

the beginning of the third quarter wouldn't have even been the best Brady comeback against a really good qb I can remember, the 24-0 comeback against Manning (when Belichick took the wind)

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre

evilweasel posted:

the beginning of the third quarter wouldn't have even been the best Brady comeback against a really good qb I can remember, the 24-0 comeback against Manning (when Belichick took the wind)

I bought my Dad a Welker pats jersey after that game. He still wears it on gamedays LOL.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Groovelord Neato posted:

he played like garbage in the first half!

I figured it would be close by the end because those sorts of games where one team gets a bunch of big plays and lucky bounces to start almost always seem to balance out in the second half. It's really rare that you see an NFL game get completely out of hand and stay that way, at least when both teams are good.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

big money big clit posted:

I figured it would be close by the end because those sorts of games where one team gets a bunch of big plays and lucky bounces to start almost always seem to balance out in the second half. It's really rare that you see an NFL game get completely out of hand and stay that way, at least when both teams are good.

Plus it was plausible that the Falcons would tire out on defense and give up some points eventually, since they had been losing the time of possession by a wide margin the entire game. By the time it was 28-3 they had basically played an ordinary game's worth of defensive snaps already.

Not that I foresaw a 31-0 run at the end because :laffo:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


big money big clit posted:

I figured it would be close by the end because those sorts of games where one team gets a bunch of big plays and lucky bounces to start almost always seem to balance out in the second half. It's really rare that you see an NFL game get completely out of hand and stay that way, at least when both teams are good.

seattle denver.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I was rooting for the Falcons myself but I'm guessing your friend was insufferable when they were up 28-3

As would be the case with any fan who's team is up 28-3 in the third quarter of the super bowl against the patriots.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/dj_bean/status/829036838740443137

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I actually want Brady to keep playing until he is Trent Dilfer levels of bad

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I actually want Brady to keep playing until he is Trent Dilfer levels of bad

please. peyton manning has now replaced trent dilfer as the qb carried hardest to a ring.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Groovelord Neato posted:

he played like garbage in the first half!

Intentionally, so he could engineer the greatest comeback storyline :grin:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I actually want Brady to keep playing until he is Trent Dilfer levels of bad

He's already worse.

Trent Dilfer has
-never thrown a pick 6 in a Super Bowl
-won every single Super Bowl he's played
-beaten the Giants in the Super Bowl

Trent Dilfer > Tom Brady

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Groovelord Neato posted:

please. peyton manning has now replaced trent dilfer as the qb carried hardest to a ring.
ok then 2015 peyton levels of bad

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

ok then 2015 peyton levels of bad

im ok with that provided it ends the same way

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

ok then 2015 peyton levels of bad

If he plays that bad, Bill will not let him play. Let's not kid ourselves, Brady might be an assassin according to Chris Long, but Bill is an ice cold killer.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

GaussianCopula posted:

If he plays that bad, Bill will not let him play. Let's not kid ourselves, Brady might be an assassin according to Chris Long, but Bill is an ice cold killer.

I dunno. He left Teddy Bruschi out there one season too long.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:


-won every single Super Bowl he's played


I guess Brady should have lost a few more Conference games to be considered better.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

https://instagram.com/p/BQON9RrjB-L/

Gronk giving a Gronk doll a BJ. Not sure it gets better than this.

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NFL Network replaying SB rn

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