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Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Birmingham Brother Rice produces bigots and racists please do not send your kids to that garbage school.

Done!

Other disqualifying factors: it's an all boys school and I can't ever see myself being in a position to afford 11K per year in tuition. Also apparently their slogan is "Act Manfully in Christ Jesus" which is just kind of weird and creepy.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Spacemonkey57 posted:

Done!

Other disqualifying factors: it's an all boys school and I can't ever see myself being in a position to afford 11K per year in tuition. Also apparently their slogan is "Act Manfully in Christ Jesus" which is just kind of weird and creepy.

Only a manlet wouldn't follow Christ

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
All guy schools are good. Except for Birmingham Brother Rice, which produces bad human beings.

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

Sarkisian is out. Hire Chip Kelly. Hire him now, Nick.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
It's time to bring Jimbo home

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
I have been hire as the new offensive coordinator of the alabama crimson tide.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
spider Y 2 banana.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Greg Davis 2 Bama

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Scionix posted:

spider Y 2 banana.

can't even call the drat play right

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Scionix posted:

I have been hire as the new offensive coordinator of the alabama crimson tide.

Remember how Brady audibled "Alabama" in a do or die situation and they ran up the gut?

That's our guy imo

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

the mean lunch lady posted:

can't even call the drat play right

GOTTEM

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Scionix posted:

I have been hire as the new offensive coordinator of the alabama crimson tide.

Scionix posted:

spider Y 2 banana.

Run the dang ball!

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
my playbook consists of:

HB dive, off-guard
HB stretch
HB counter tre
Toss Sweep
Quick Slants
Sideline Hitch Routes
Play action verts
TE seam route
That one play with the deep post with the wheel route behind it

national champions 2018

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

"drat internet at work was out all morning, I wonder what happened toda-"


Well then. I don't think we've had a coach out that fast since the strip club incident.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I would love to see a reality show that revolves around Nick Saban and Chip Kelly's egos fighting inside some sort of thunderdome style structure

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Scionix posted:

my playbook consists of:

HB dive, off-guard
HB stretch
HB counter tre
Toss Sweep
Quick Slants
Sideline Hitch Routes
Play action verts
TE seam route
That one play with the deep post with the wheel route behind it

national champions 2018

don't forget the nastiest of all, RB wheel route.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

KKKLIP ART posted:

don't forget the nastiest of all, RB wheel route.

OH HELL YEAH

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Scionix posted:

my playbook consists of:

HB dive, off-guard
HB stretch
HB counter tre
Toss Sweep
Quick Slants
Sideline Hitch Routes
Play action verts
TE seam route
That one play with the deep post with the wheel route behind it

national champions 2018

This is way too complicated.

1)Give it to the big guy
2)Give it to the fast guy
3)Someone get open

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I just have everyone run a wheel route.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


swickles posted:

I just have everyone run a wheel route.

All Wheel Route Offense

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I would love to see a reality show that revolves around Nick Saban and Chip Kelly's egos fighting inside some sort of thunderdome style structure

Nick Saban would win, seeing as how he's actually won something of consequence before.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Detroit_Dogg posted:

Nick Saban would win, seeing as how he's actually won something of consequence before.

Uh excuse me chip Kelly won the PAC 12

Furthermore

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I would love to see a reality show that revolves around Nick Saban and Chip Kelly's egos fighting inside some sort of thunderdome style structure

Nick Saban is the midget who orders around Master Blaster (in this case, some monstrous 5* recruit).

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Saban and Kelly would look like exactly like Captain Hook and his fat manservant

Run the dawn ball, Smee!

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

FizFashizzle posted:

Uh excuse me chip Kelly won the PAC 12

And that invalidates his point how now?

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

LeeMajors posted:

All Wheel Route Offense

sounds like something i would do in madden or nfl blitz

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Chip Kelly and PJ Fleck have roughly the same accomplishments

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


KKKLIP ART posted:

sounds like something i would do in madden or nfl blitz

I love running Seattle out of Bunch shotgun formation in NCAA but it's either a touchdown or a sack.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Remember when chip Kelly's unstoppable offense scored two whole touchdowns against an auburn defense with one good player

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
There's a coaching job open you say?

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
What if...what if spurdog came back

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Spur dog to Baylor

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble
Chip Kelly to Bama and the death of all things football.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Time posted:

What if...what if spurdog came back

Spurrier is spending his twilight years playing golf and getting jerked off doing whatever he wants in Gainesville.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I figure if Chip Kelly wanted a serious coaching job this year, he would have taken the Cal job.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Pakled posted:

I figure if Chip Kelly wanted a serious coaching job this year, he would have taken the Cal job.

I didn't know Chip coached

*scans paper*

men's water polo

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

swickles posted:

I just have everyone run a wheel route.

Wheel routes converge into a Flying V down field.

Opposing coach throw his hat, falls into manure.

TheWordOfTheDayIs
Nov 9, 2009

Blessed with an unmatched sense of direction
Big XII reportedly withholding money from Baylor, don't know if that was mentioned yet in this thread.

http://newsok.com/big-12-announces-it-will-withhold-revenue-from-baylor/article/5537298?nextgen=true

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


It's a goddamn temporary fine. That's amazing.

gently caress the Big 12.

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Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
Ah, dammit.

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