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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

The Dave posted:

https://instagram.com/p/BQON9RrjB-L/

Gronk giving a Gronk doll a BJ. Not sure it gets better than this.


he commented on it too lol #hero

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

The Dave posted:

https://instagram.com/p/BQON9RrjB-L/

Gronk giving a Gronk doll a BJ. Not sure it gets better than this.

it does

he got caught on camera laughing at a 69 joke

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol gronk is such a big dumb child

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

lol gronk is such a big dumb child

He really is Lenny from of mice and men

"Tell me about the rabbits again, Tom!"

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Mister Fister posted:

Intentionally, so he could engineer the greatest comeback storyline :grin:

After the pick-6, once I processed my dissapointment for a few moments, I thought of the Futurama line: "It was always our plan to trail at the half. Thus deepening Earth's eventual humiliation. Also: What game were the refs watching?"

Tom Brady and the Patriots are the Harlem Globetrotters of the NFL.

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

Does that make y'all the Washington Generals cause y'all are clownshoes as gently caress

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I honestly don't understand why Tom Brady is getting so much attention when he almost blew the game multiple times and Julian Edelman bailed him out repeatedly.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I honestly don't understand why Tom Brady is getting so much attention when he almost blew the game multiple times and Julian Edelman bailed him out repeatedly.

Edelman was part of the reason they were in a hole early on with a bad drop.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
Michael Floyd is a Super Bowl Champion

Glenn Gronkowski is a Super Bowl Champion

Kyle Van Noy is a Super Bowl Champion

Shea McClellan is a Super Bowl Champion

Inshallah

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Many bad players end up with superbowl rings due to being in the right place // right time.

For example, Peyton Manning got a Superbowl ring last year.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

cravius posted:

Michael Floyd is a Super Bowl Champion

Glenn Gronkowski is a Super Bowl Champion

Kyle Van Noy is a Super Bowl Champion

Shea McClellan is a Super Bowl Champion

Inshallah

Do you count if you're not on the 46 man active roster? They all get rings, of course, but do they get counted when people do "super bowl champions" if they're inactive/practice squad?

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

evilweasel posted:

Do you count if you're not on the 46 man active roster? They all get rings, of course, but do they get counted when people do "super bowl champions"?

In my book Tyler Gaffney is a Super Bowl Champion

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
For example, if they had won in 2011 Tiquan Underwood would NOT be a Super Bowl Champion

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



evilweasel posted:

Do you count if you're not on the 46 man active roster? They all get rings, of course, but do they get counted when people do "super bowl champions" if they're inactive/practice squad?

You don't get the flagging on like pro-football-reference for example (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/N/NixoTa00.htm) but I mean, you've got the jersey and the ring, I know I'd call myself Superbowl Champion even if my contribution was limited to pretending to be half of Julio Jones in practice.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Kalli posted:

You don't get the flagging on like pro-football-reference for example (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/N/NixoTa00.htm) but I mean, you've got the jersey and the ring, I know I'd call myself Superbowl Champion even if my contribution was limited to pretending to be half of Julio Jones in practice.

gently caress I'd call myself that if I was the water boy as long as I got the ring.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



evilweasel posted:

gently caress I'd call myself that if I was the water boy as long as I got the ring.

Resume: Superbowl Champion Rehydrator

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

evilweasel posted:

Do you count if you're not on the 46 man active roster? They all get rings, of course, but do they get counted when people do "super bowl champions" if they're inactive/practice squad?

If I had a ring then in 20 years I'm telling people I started the super bowl.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Kalli posted:

Resume: Superbowl Champion Rehydrator

I need to find a small poo poo job with the pats that's just niche enough to get a ring

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I need to find a small poo poo job with the pats that's just niche enough to get a ring

Foxborough is a terrible place to live or drive to.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Foxborough is a terrible place to live or drive to.

But not a terrible place to collect super bowl rings which was his only qualifier.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Did Michael Floyd even play

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

a neat cape posted:

Did Michael Floyd even play
No he was a scratch.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

cravius posted:

Michael Floyd is a Super Bowl Champion

Glenn Gronkowski is a Super Bowl Champion

Kyle Van Noy is a Super Bowl Champion

Shea McClellan is a Super Bowl Champion

Inshallah

wtf Glenn Gronkowski is on the Patriots?

Don't forget Barkevious Mingo!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


TBeats posted:

But not a terrible place to collect super bowl rings which was his only qualifier.

most reliable one, anyway.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Speaking of...

https://twitter.com/MichaelMFloyd/status/829081002324717569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


GonadTheBallbarian posted:

most reliable one, anyway.

For now. It used to be SF or Dallas

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Just need the one! Or I suppose I could sign onto a marketing dept or something for a team as they head into the SB. I wonder if that'd work

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Handsome Jimmy has two rings. His Hall of Fame resume is looking pretty good out the gate

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

What a fucker. Did absolutely nothing to be a champion while skating by a DUI.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Doltos posted:

What a fucker. Did absolutely nothing to be a champion while skating by a DUI.

:qqsay:

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Doltos posted:

What a fucker. Did absolutely nothing to be a champion while skating by a DUI.

He trucked the poo poo out of a Dolphin defender though, so argument destroyed

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Doltos posted:

What a fucker. Did absolutely nothing to be a champion while skating by a DUI.

The American dream

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/828727477040250880

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I guess these are still being made. Not the same without the Taiwanese chick doing the VO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idqj1qYybWg

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The shade towards the Warriors & the Indians at the end. :wow:

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

cravius posted:

Michael Floyd is a Super Bowl Champion

Glenn Gronkowski is a Super Bowl Champion

Kyle Van Noy is a Super Bowl Champion

Shea McClellan is a Super Bowl Champion

Inshallah

So Glenn Gronkowski and Chris Hogan are the latest two Buffalo Bills to get a ring. Seems legit.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Doltos posted:

What a fucker. Did absolutely nothing to be a champion while skating by a DUI.

Kickflipped that DUI the gently caress away. The mark of a real champion

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Kickflipped that DUI the gently caress away. The mark of a real champion

If only he could've taught Brandon Spikes

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Blacktooth
Apr 13, 2007

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I actually want Brady to keep playing until he is Trent Dilfer levels of bad

One more year at best. 40+ sucks. Your head is still in it, but your legs are off somewhere else.

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