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ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011
I know we're not supposed to stereotype people, but...

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/829082975795044358

This man is a real-life caricature. A happy one that is very good at tightending, but still.

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Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

ecureuilmatrix posted:

I know we're not supposed to stereotype people, but...

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/829082975795044358

This man is a real-life caricature. A happy one that is very good at tightending, but still.

Imagine having his life

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

ecureuilmatrix posted:

I know we're not supposed to stereotype people, but...

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/829082975795044358

This man is a real-life caricature. A happy one that is very good at tightending, but still.

gronk is sort of what I think a sixteen year olds idea of being a perfect adult is

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Gronk has had one hell of a day



edit: oh poo poo it was posted last page. Oh well

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Feb 8, 2017

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

evilweasel posted:

gronk is sort of what I think a sixteen year olds idea of being a perfect adult is

Millions of dollars and gets to drink beers all the time while being pretty buff, gets to do fun stuff, probably gets laid heaos.

Im 28 and its my idea of being the perfect adult.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Gronk has had one hell of a day



edit: oh poo poo it was posted last page. Oh well

we have too many lombardi belichick trophies we can't carry them all

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Gronk has had one hell of a day



edit: oh poo poo it was posted last page. Oh well

Oh gently caress I thought this was a photoshop when it popped up last page. That rules.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

evilweasel posted:

gronk is sort of what I think a sixteen year olds idea of being a perfect adult is

Yeah but I'm 32

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
the only thing gronk and I share in common is crippling back pain

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Same

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/829165094504370176

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Hahahahaha

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Oh my god Johnny Karate and Rob Gronkowski have never been seen in the same room at the same time

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

evilweasel posted:

gronk is sort of what I think a sixteen year olds idea of being a perfect adult is

My question is what is your idea of being the perfect adult?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it's nutty how hightower had the game saving play in the last two bowls.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

TBeats posted:

My question is what is your idea of being the perfect adult?

i would have thought respectable and poo poo but i am starting to re-evaluate

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

aparently edelman didn't believe the touchdown either and bill had to tell him, no, the games over, we won

https://twitter.com/StephenEspinoza/status/829142250831626240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


if white didn't cut back he was in easy.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun


Good.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/829373599245008897

Oh, Freeman :3:

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot
Went to the parade yesterday and managed to get a spot underneath this big overhang.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
Gronk is a 22 year old frat boy stuck in the body of a man who could break you in half.

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

Gronk is a national goddamn treasure. Idgaf who you are, that man is living his life to the fullest.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


Oh man Freeman's blocking is even worse than I remembered.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Doredrin posted:

Went to the parade yesterday and managed to get a spot underneath this big overhang.

That was Rob Gronkowski you fool!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Stunt Rock posted:

Gronk is a 22 year old frat boy stuck in the body of a man who could break you in half.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Holy poo poo if Freeman picked up that block, Ryan connects over the top and everything changes.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
there's a reason why blitz pickup is one of the most important tasks that an RB can do.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Stunt Rock posted:

Gronk is a 22 year old frat boy stuck in the body of a man who could break you in half.

The reason I am happiest about the Pats winning is I feel like they win better, insomuch as I don't know if the Falcons victory parade gives me something as good as Gronk blowing himself.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hey Shrimp, did you just watch the Sound FX on NFL Network? Oh my god so much to enjoy.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lol the patriots won a superbowl in which they were down 28-3 in the second half. it's really just unfair how good we have it.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hey Shrimp, did you just watch the Sound FX on NFL Network? Oh my god so much to enjoy.

I'm watching it on NFL.com right now while taking a poop 👍

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Shoutout to my dad for tossing it in my mom and nutting at the exact time where I got to be this incredible individual who was born at the absolute perfect time in human history to witness the greatest run in sports history from a city.

Thank you mom and dad for banging

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Shoutout to my dad for tossing it in my mom and nutting at the exact time where I got to be this incredible individual who was born at the absolute perfect time in human history to witness the greatest run in sports history from a city.

Thank you mom and dad for banging

your parents are dumb there I said it

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Prob adopted

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Amy Pole Her posted:

Prob adopted

Found outside a Chinese restaurant with the rest of the spoiled shellfish.

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

its all nice on rice posted:

Found outside a Chinese restaurant with the rest of the spoiled shellfish.

*bakery

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
So imagine your team just lost because your defense completly imploded - what would you do?

This is how people on a chocker-team answer that question, they gloat about the one play they made in the Super Bowl.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if i intercepted brady while he was practicing jump balls i would quietly and calmly ask for my paycheck and trophy

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i like how the defense was actually good and not phony like everyone was saying all season.

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