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Streak posted:lol if you ever give away my poo poo without asking me first you better be ready to throw down Yeah, but she is young adult novels author and sounds obnoxious. Murder both.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My (26f) bf (28m) donated about 5 boxes of my books without even asking me because he thought they were "childish" books. I know why she's not super successful. "apon" vs "upon" 
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My (26f) bf (28m) donated about 5 boxes of my books without even asking me because he thought they were "childish" books. Unfortunately, it seems she has no choice but to deploy a nice helping of  in this situation.
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Feb 8, 2017 13:46
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2000 books is waaaaaayyyy too many loving books
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thought this thread would appreciate this https://twitter.com/ImNotaPlayerTho/status/829161462522331137/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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The Walrus posted:thought this thread would appreciate this oh god is he hover handing??? Dunning Krugerrand posted:My (26f) bf (28m) donated about 5 boxes of my books without even asking me because he thought they were "childish" books. giving out advance copies is no bueno and could sour her professional relationship with people, (probably not, but you never know) so this is an immensely lovely thing to do even beyond the obvious reasons Mirthless fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My (26f) bf (28m) donated about 5 boxes of my books without even asking me because he thought they were "childish" books.
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The Walrus posted:thought this thread would appreciate this What're THOOOOOSE
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The Walrus posted:thought this thread would appreciate this That's a murder suicide if I've ever seen one.
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Pretty sure all girls don't know what the gently caress a date is anymore, much better off just throwing a laptop at them and asking if they want to gently caress
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The Walrus posted:thought this thread would appreciate this I really want to know if the knew it was a "friend date" beforehand, cause that determines who I am mad at. They are both idiots regardless, but i want to know who deserves the most ire.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:I really want to know if the knew it was a "friend date" beforehand, cause that determines who I am mad at. They are both idiots regardless, but i want to know who deserves the most ire. There is no scenario where it isn't the idiot with the capris and white socks
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Hell I even dislike the horses in that story for not bucking them both into a muddy ditch
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Oh, I'm not even bothering to go into the non-technical non-IT staff who regularly send us tickets for their non-issues who have absolutely no clue what's going on and are paid crazy good money as an accountant/controller/researcher/etc. 😂 I was not allowed to touch a printer that wasn't working at my job. We had to wait for IT to come fix it. The reason it wasn't working, according to the error message on my desktop, was that one of the paper trays wasn't closed properly. I got a stern talking to by the head of our department when she spotted me reaching towards the tray. IT will always be needed because corporations like making their employees helpless for some reason.
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Time posted:There is no scenario where it isn't the idiot with the capris and white socks Haha. I didn't notice he was wearing white socks until you pointed it out. What an oblivious dork. 
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Haha. I didn't notice he was wearing white socks until you pointed it out. What kind of person does that? What an oblivious dork. White socks can work but you can't pull them off if you look like screech's body double in the ski episode of saved by the bell
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That Pete story is the best thing that's this thread has ever put forth. I want to be skeptical that it's fake because it's so good, but I choose to believe.
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Time posted:White socks can work but you can't pull them off if you look like screech's body double in the ski episode of saved by the bell White socks are fine if they aren't intensely visible and loud like that twink weirdo is wearing them.
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Feb 8, 2017 16:15
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No one over 12 should wear white socks
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Antivehicular posted:I want this guy to get together with Backing Up Bent Over Lady and have completely inadvisable butt-based adventures
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Feb 8, 2017 16:43
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The Walrus posted:thought this thread would appreciate this he might be gay, guys
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corn on the cop posted:he might be gay, guys If he's gay his boyfriend needs to tell him to knock it off with the socks.
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I think I actually find the concept of a ""friend date" more pathetic than people who unironically use the phrase metamour.
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Friends don't go on dates, friends go do poo poo. And if they're hetero friends of the opposite sex they touch each other's genitals after doing poo poo without the expectation of exclusivity, unless the man wears white socks in public.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:No one over 12 should wear white socks My mom was quick to stop buying me white socks when she realized I didn't want to waste a few seconds to put on shoes just to restock the wood furnace or get a screwdriver from the shed or something
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Feb 8, 2017 17:09
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"#stillsingletho" She knew. She knew all along.
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WampaLord posted:"#stillsingletho" Yea she did.
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Barudak posted:I think I actually find the concept of a ""friend date" more pathetic than people who unironically use the phrase metamour. there is no concept of a 'friend date', even for that chick, so don't you worry
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The closest you should get to a friend date is a Sunday Funday where you like, go to a museum, get food, and get day drunk
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WampaLord posted:"#stillsingletho" Yeah, that hashtag is brutal.
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I cannot believe I finally reached the end of the thread. Have a story.quote:Me [28M] with my girlfriend [24F], she has a condition that gives her the appearance of a 13 year old girl, not sure how to introduce her to my family I feel bad for the girl, but check out that user name. Edit: Oh god, he's made 2 posts quote:Neighbor is slandering me because of my girlfriend's appearance
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That dude has a fetish and hit the jackpot
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That was an episode of Law and Order: SVU. There was a pedo who found a girl like that and the cops were pissed they couldn't bust him over having a legal relationship.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:That dude has a fetish and hit the jackpot I feel bad for the woman. All of the men interested in her will be into her for all the wrong reasons.
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WampaLord posted:That was an episode of Law and Order: SVU. There was a pedo who found a girl like that and the cops were pissed they couldn't bust him over having a legal relationship. well, as long as the guy does not molest anyone, i guess everyone is happy??? what a world everyone
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Pick posted:Women tend to be circumspect about revealing their fetishes, because they can often be impossible or just somewhat gauche. Like, for example, if you've ever wanted to take your boyfriend, who you adore, and blindfold him, and tie his arms behind his back, and cut off his clothes with scissors, and then kick him back onto the bed, and hit him any time he tries to get up while he makes a soft whimpering, whining noise, and then turn him over and jab your fingers into the space between his ribs and tell him that it's pointless to cry, you've heard it all before, and then grab his balls and start jacking him off while he weeps silently into his pillow as you periodically twist his ears and call him weak then you might just never bother mentioning it because you get a sense he might not be into it as much as you are. And ultimately relationships are about mutuality and caring. i feel like there's a lot more guys into that than you'd think
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Ride The Gravitron posted:That dude has a fetish and hit the jackpot CannonFodder posted:I feel bad for the woman. All of the men interested in her will be into her for all the wrong reasons.
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Khorne posted:If you don't have kids as the only child your family line ends with you. also this depends on what succession laws you have active tbh, if it is like seniority or something then there's no problem
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