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Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

exploded mummy posted:

what

# ? Feb 8, 2017 13:29

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# ? May 17, 2024 15:32

ass: Sep 22, 2011; Young Orc

Palpek posted:

The Thermidor saga has come to an end :

EDIT: the previous goldmined Thermidor thread for context

Ahahaha I love this website.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 14:05

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Len posted:

The dollar store sells steak and it's every bit as awful as you think $1 steak would be.

Why would you subject yourself to this?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 16:32

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Rhyno posted:

Why would you subject yourself to this?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 16:36

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Bud K ninja sword posted:

Basically

# ? Feb 8, 2017 16:42

BexGu: Jan 9, 2004; This fucking day....

At least make a youtube channel and make a few buck at least sheesh.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 17:23

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

BexGu posted:

At least make a youtube channel and make a few buck at least sheesh.

hey you don't know Len isn't Ashens

# ? Feb 8, 2017 17:40

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Wait people will pay me to eat dollar store steak and pork chops?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:06

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Len posted:

Wait people will pay me to eat dollar store steak and pork chops?

people pay to watch other people play vidja games sooo.. :shrug:

are you attractive with a winning personality?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:07

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I'll PayPal $2 to pay for the dollar steak and $1 for your troubles.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:15

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Glenn Quebec posted:

I'll PayPal $2 to pay for the dollar steak and $1 for your troubles.

Buy a steakum from the store, cut off a piece about the size of a credit card. There you go.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:18

funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

Bud K ninja sword posted:

are you attractive with a winning personality?

Did you forget what website you're on?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:18

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

funmanguy posted:

Did you forget what website you're on?

sorry you only talk to uggo goons friend. :smith:

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:22

funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

Bud K ninja sword posted:

sorry you only talk to uggo goons friend.

Hold on, let me turn on my monitor.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:00

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Bud K ninja sword posted:

sorry you only talk to uggo goons friend.

We're all ugly here, one way or another.

Namaste.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:04

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I'm ugly... on the inside :smith:

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:03

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

I cant be ugly.. I self identify as a very attractive frog tyvm

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:20

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Bud K ninja sword posted:

people pay to watch other people play vidja games sooo.. are you ~~attractive with a winning personality~~ constantly yelling for no reason?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:25

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Bud K ninja sword posted:

I cant be ugly.. I self identify as a very attractive frog tyvm

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:26

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

VendaGoat posted:

dont dox me I have a mighty legion of elite haxzors at my command goatperson.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:32

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Bud K ninja sword posted:

dont dox me I have a mighty legion of elite haxzors at my command goatperson.

I'm actually the person behind the mascot.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:37

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

VendaGoat posted:

I'm actually the person behind the mascot.

whoh duder its a culture not a costume er.. colony of costumes

# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:20

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL: Feb 21, 2006; Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

VendaGoat posted:

"And "Frog!"

# ? Feb 9, 2017 11:49

Knight007au: May 8, 2007

Get your ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNES here

# ? Feb 15, 2017 07:37

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

I was just browsing another thread and people are arguing about buying groceries the normie way versus having them delivered like an Uber hipster

Anyways my question is does anyone remember a thread about recommending cheap food or meals to goons , and somehow it was realized that rice is the best and cheapest option in bulk

So some goon decides to buy like a ridiculous amount because 'I'll never have to buy food ever again'

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:16

Phyzzle: Jan 26, 2008

Hey OP from 8 months ago,

Thin Privilege posted:

and slenderman (someone post a good link describing him preferably posting that thread where he was created

Can't find the original thread, but the very first image of Slenderman was this one:

Also, I was wanting an account of the story behind Spanish Manlove. I understand that he used to be a mod under a different name, but one of his first acts was to close every popular megathread in GBS and restart them, so that he would be the OP of goldmined threads and therefore at the top of the Posting Gloryhole (That thing next to the Leper's Colony that you probably forgot existed.) He was demodded. Since then, he's been obsessed with how bad GBS is, and does nothing but complain about GBS in the QCS forum. Is that the whole story?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:24

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Phyzzle posted:

Hey OP from 8 months ago,

Can't find the original thread, but the very first image of Slenderman was this one:

Also, I was wanting an account of the story behind Spanish Manlove. I understand that he used to be a mod under a different name, but one of his first acts was to close every popular megathread in GBS and restart them, so that he would be the OP of goldmined threads and therefore at the top of the Posting Gloryhole (That thing next to the Leper's Colony that you probably forgot existed.) He was demodded. Since then, he's been obsessed with how bad GBS is, and does nothing but complain about GBS in the QCS forum. Is that the whole story?

He is also a member of Mensa, and therefore is very clever.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:30

Gloryhold It!: Sep 22, 2008; Fucking
Adorable

Phyzzle posted:

Hey OP from 8 months ago,

Can't find the original thread, but the very first image of Slenderman was this one:

Also, I was wanting an account of the story behind Spanish Manlove. I understand that he used to be a mod under a different name, but one of his first acts was to close every popular megathread in GBS and restart them, so that he would be the OP of goldmined threads and therefore at the top of the Posting Gloryhole (That thing next to the Leper's Colony that you probably forgot existed.) He was demodded. Since then, he's been obsessed with how bad GBS is, and does nothing but complain about GBS in the QCS forum. Is that the whole story?

He was tsundere as gently caress with the ladythread and had the lovely additude of "I ain't gonna do poo poo about bigotry. Just call it out, that totally works and isn't tedious for everyone."

He was also even more of a dweeb than you'd imagine. The dildo tie av he had for a while was pretty funny though.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:34

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

He was a dweeb, but he once pointed me to some dick on Something Sensitive who was trying to dox me so I could pm the jerk anime hitlers

# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:38

Gloryhold It!: Sep 22, 2008; Fucking
Adorable

Yeah, Francostein was a dweeb that occasionally did good things. He'd also pm people after being mean to them being all nice and poo poo

# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:41

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

He was around like, last year, it's not some hidden goon mystique. He modded in that name. He did a lot of things and I think he quit after getting burned out from people being assholes and, eventually, doxxing his family members? A man can only gas so many threads about hot dogs before his will is broken. That was at least my impression as a poster, our moderating tenures did not overlap.

I don't think closing the gigantic GBS megathreads was particularly notable and was pretty late in that saga.

EDIT: Oh yeah he was in mensa and posted a funny picture about it. I considered joining the triple nine society when I became a mod just to show him up but... :effort:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:50

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Phyzzle posted:

so that he would be the OP of goldmined threads and therefore at the top of the Posting Gloryhole (That thing next to the Leper's Colony that you probably forgot existed.)

Well, that's not happening anytime soon :smuggo:

.

But in all seriousness he always supported and cared after my gbs photoshop threads, I can't say a bad word about the guy.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 00:41

Scudworth: Jan 1, 2005; When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.; Dinosaur Gum

Phyzzle posted:

Hey OP from 8 months ago,

Can't find the original thread, but the very first image of Slenderman was this one:

Jfc it's in SAclopedia.

Here's the post itself - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3150591&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post361861415

And the very first image in that post was this one:

and then this one:

That mirror one was from a later post.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 02:14

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Scudworth posted:

Jfc it's in SAclopedia.

Here's the post itself - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3150591&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post361861415

And the very first image in that post was this one:

and then this one:

That mirror one was from a later post.

The thread is nothing but broken waffleimages posts.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 02:27

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Gloryhold It! posted:

Yeah, Francostein was a dweeb that occasionally did good things.

He was totally a dweeb but really, he was a decent enough mod when it came down to it, and it sucks that people were harassing him and doxxing his family.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 02:29

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.