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I mean he obv has some kind of attraction to her or he wouldn't be dating her which in of itself is weird since she apparently has the body and looks of a 13 year old, however if he isn't actually doing anything else wrong ultimately it's kinda so what. I wouldn't blame anyone for taking a closer look at how he conducts himself with kids in his class, though. Oh man I just realized: do you think she gives him nudes? What if someone finds them somehow and goes 'you have CP on your computer!!!' and calls the police lol
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:31 |
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Leon Einstein posted:So he's got a fetish for 13 year olds, but he's not creepy. Or he has a fetish for women who look young or are small in stature and build or maybe it really doesn't matter as long as they have a respectful, healthy relationship. Whatever, dude. It's hard to muster up the false outrage when there's real creeps harming children out there.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:32 |
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My contention was more with you saying he had a fetish for girls that look 14, but he's not a creepy pedo. Having a fetish for 13 year olds makes you a pedo. I don't think he's doing anything wrong in this situation though.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:35 |
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Moridin920 posted:I mean he obv has some kind of attraction to her or he wouldn't be dating her which in of itself is weird since she apparently has the body and looks of a 13 year old, however if he isn't actually doing anything else wrong ultimately it's kinda so what. I wouldn't blame anyone for taking a closer look at how he conducts himself with kids in his class, though. that happened with some porn star a few years back, i remember reading the news story about it, they had to like fly the woman in to testify or something
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:36 |
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Ask Me For Warez posted:I wear tan socks with my crocs well so long as they aren't white WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [40 M] with my wife [38 F] of 14 years, she makes me the responsible one, then laughs at me someone warn this dude to watch the gently caress out cause Chevy Chase is gonna ruin his poo poo before the credits roll
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:37 |
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Moridin920 posted:Oh man I just realized: do you think she gives him nudes? What if someone finds them somehow and goes 'you have CP on your computer!!!' and calls the police lol While it would be absolutely hilarious if that happened to him, the cops would interview the woman early on and find out she's actually an adult in her 20s and the case would never see a courtroom, let alone judge or prosecutor at any point. I'm sure it's not that uncommon of a situation among college students who date people who look young, honestly.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:40 |
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A pedo dating an adult woman who looks like a child seems like a pretty ideal solution to a lovely situation to me
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For me, it's not that fact that she looks 13. It's that he's a middle school teacher and dating someone who looks 13. Cmon
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Andrast posted:A pedo dating an adult woman who looks like a child seems like a pretty ideal solution to a lovely situation to me basically, props to this dude for finding the best possible outcome to 'pedo middle school teacher' Me [23 M] and my girlfriend [23 F] of 4 years had a soul-searching debate about how we are completely different people... because of Halloween decorations quote:So yesterday, we were cleaning up around the house and my girlfriend brings up a box of Halloween decorations from the basement. She's excited, and likes to decorate, and I have no problem with that, it's actually nice. I don't really care much, I could hang up a wreath, put a pumpkin on the front stoop and call it a day but I'm happy to help. She pulls out one particular decoration. It's one of those giant stickers for your front door and it's probably one of the cheesiest ones I've ever seen so I express that opinion and tell her I'd rather not put THAT PARTICULAR DECORATION up. She gets upset. She starts saying a bunch of stuff like "we'll if I wait for you to help decorate, it's never gonna get done" and thinks I'm totally against putting up decorations. She then walks into the kitchen and we're arguing now because I told her to go ahead and put it up if she's gonna be that upset about it. She opens a cabinet and drops a shot glass on the top shelf so it falls and breaks and now she yelling at me. "What the hell M!" It's my fault because I was "stressing her out". I'm trying to get her to calm down but shes not having it. After a couple of minutes of logically trying to figure out how it blew up like this, she starts doing the "I'm fine. It's over." nonsense and not talking to me. I know shes still mad. I personally think she has trouble communicating. I like to sort things out. Help me understand why this made you so mad and how can I avoid pushing that button in the future. She wants none of it. I don't understand why some people don't want to resolve issues but whatever. So I finally get it to the point where we can have a calm conversation without yelling at each other and she starts telling me how she thinks we are just completely different people. Anyway, maybe it's just helpful for me to vent and post and see what someone else thinks about it.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [23 M] and my girlfriend [23 F] of 4 years had a soul-searching debate about how we are completely different people... because of Halloween decorations I am going to kick this guy in the nuts
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:48 |
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Pick posted:I am going to kick this guy in the nuts When are you gonna post about you and your friend? The one Troposphere hates.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:49 |
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how did those people make it 4 years \/\/\/ for real lol
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:51 |
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I think theyre both in the wrong because they clearly shouldnt be dating each other.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:49 |
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Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help mequote:Pretty hosed.? (self.legaladvice)
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:50 |
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Toxic people are always the last ones to find out they're toxic
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me what like as in he robbed the place or something?
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:52 |
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I still think butt girlfriend is quite possibly the most unbelievably dumb person in this thread's history. It's also the most delightful story because it turned out perfectly for everyone involved.
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Batterypowered7 posted:When are you gonna post about you and your friend? The one Troposphere hates. Not going to. It's a very unusual situation and no one would have the frame of reference to get what's going on there.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:54 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me Fuckin amazing. I want to hear the prosecution at his trial read this post word for word to the jury, not correcting a single grammatical or spelling error.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:55 |
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"Ran his house through" is weird slang for robbing.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:56 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Or he has a fetish for women who look young or are small in stature and build or maybe it really doesn't matter as long as they have a respectful, healthy relationship. Whatever, dude. It's hard to muster up the false outrage when there's real creeps harming children out there. It's made me look up stuff about the condition in question, and there's some pretty interesting discussions about it from the people who have it, related to struggles with finding love. On the other hand, the dude's two posts made me It can be both!
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me That's just beautiful.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me This is amazing "my guys ran his house through" I think you might be hosed, friend
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me My advice: snitches get stitches. Don't talk. Eat the charges.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:09 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:basically, props to this dude for finding the best possible outcome to 'pedo middle school teacher' Pick posted:I am going to kick this guy in the nuts
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:26 |
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I want to see this Halloween decoration he objected to so adamantly
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LethalGeek posted:I might be dense here why is he the bigger idiot? They both sounds like a hassle. ^^^ I know I'm thick but idgi she apparently immediately blew up something into a fight, broke something and blamed him for it, evaded discussing the argument and then when she calmed down, broke up with him over it(??? unclear) This sounds like a borderline episode, not the rational way a normal person behaves. edit: I mean, he's dumb if he thinks that fight was the only reason she broke up /w him (or just, I don't know, came to the conclusion that they're different people, I'm not sure they broke up?) but at the same time the shot glass thing is completely unhinged Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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Mak0rz posted:I want to see this Halloween decoration he objected to so adamantly
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:37 |
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I feel like the woman in that situation was totally in the wrong and whatnot, he just kind of sounds like a bit of a schlimazel.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:54 |
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Im like 100% certain its that goofy door length cartoon skeleton from the 70s. Hes more of a Schlemiel, and at worst a schmendrick. Not a schmuck, though.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:55 |
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Her: Oh boy, I get to decorate! This is fun! Him: Ugh here she goes again with this dumb poo poo Her: *putting stuff up* Him: Hmmm... this one temporary decoration is in violation of my aesthetic preferences. i hope you're not putting up that stupid thing for morons Her: *likes that thing, hence buying it* i enjoy this, why are you pooping on it! you don't even involve yourself in this process! Him: *sigh* i GUESS i can help with your stupid moron thing but do we haaaave to have that ONE stupid moron thing there *sighs again* Her: Why does he poo poo on harmless things I enjoy for no reason?? aaaa *goes to kitchen to calm down* Him: *trails her* oh FINE i GUESs i can tolerate that stupid moron thing you like, even the very worst of it which is incredibly bad and which i hate alot Her: Oh my god leave me alone I'm trying to calm down like I always do when you're critical about things that don't matter at all. rrrrrrrrr Him: be LOGICAL about this NANCY. i know you are upset but you should stop being upset immediately because I don't like it. I even said you can have the stupid moron thing on the door like you want because you are stupid Her: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Pick fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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Mak0rz posted:I want to see this Halloween decoration he objected to so adamantly
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:08 |
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I'm thinking "my boys ran his house through," has connotations of busting in to look for something specific. Like "turning the place over," doesn't imply you nicked the silver or whatever, but indicates you were searching for something specific and much more valuable, like information on paper or disk etc, a hidden safe, a particular piece of art, a signed, advance copy of the hot new YA novel that's about to come out that somehow ended up in a thrift store selling for pennies, whatever, and you made a goddamned mess while looking for it.
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Barudak posted:Im like 100% certain its that goofy door length cartoon skeleton from the 70s. But this is objectively the best decoration!
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Barudak posted:Im like 100% certain its that goofy door length cartoon skeleton from the 70s. It was probably the lovely Frankenstein one with the weird green and purple color palette.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:13 |
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Pick posted:Her: Oh boy, I get to decorate! This is fun! Did we read the same story because this sounds nothing like what was posted
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:14 |
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Pick posted:Her: Oh boy, I get to decorate! This is fun! imagine the entire scenario, exactly the same, but the genders are reversed and it's a football poster before the super bowl she stopped being the reasonable person when she started breaking things and screaming at him for it. "he is being an rear end in a top hat" doesn't excuse abusive behavior. seriously, imagine Honkey Tonk Randy smashing dinner plates in the kitchen and saying "GOD DAMNIT MARY LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" and tell me you'd be looking at the wife as the person to blame
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:15 |
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I bet it was a Trump sign
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:15 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I'm thinking "my boys ran his house through," has connotations of busting in to look for something specific. Like "turning the place over," doesn't imply you nicked the silver or whatever, but indicates you were searching for something specific and much more valuable, like information on paper or disk etc, a hidden safe, a particular piece of art, a signed, advance copy of the hot new YA novel that's about to come out that somehow ended up in a thrift store selling for pennies, whatever, and you made a goddamned mess while looking for it. no, they gangbanged the house
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Danaru posted:Did we read the same story because this sounds nothing like what was posted It's the same. She's sick of him being a stick in the mud and making GBS threads on harmless things she does. The first person to yell isn't necessarily the person who was wrong, and in fact that's very much a game that assholes play. "Well, you got emotional and upset, ergo are wrong." She's right to dump that albatross.
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