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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I mean he obv has some kind of attraction to her or he wouldn't be dating her which in of itself is weird since she apparently has the body and looks of a 13 year old, however if he isn't actually doing anything else wrong ultimately it's kinda so what. I wouldn't blame anyone for taking a closer look at how he conducts himself with kids in his class, though.


Oh man I just realized: do you think she gives him nudes? What if someone finds them somehow and goes 'you have CP on your computer!!!' and calls the police lol

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Leon Einstein posted:

So he's got a fetish for 13 year olds, but he's not creepy.

Or he has a fetish for women who look young or are small in stature and build or maybe it really doesn't matter as long as they have a respectful, healthy relationship. Whatever, dude. It's hard to muster up the false outrage when there's real creeps harming children out there. :shrug:

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
My contention was more with you saying he had a fetish for girls that look 14, but he's not a creepy pedo. Having a fetish for 13 year olds makes you a pedo.

I don't think he's doing anything wrong in this situation though.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Moridin920 posted:

I mean he obv has some kind of attraction to her or he wouldn't be dating her which in of itself is weird since she apparently has the body and looks of a 13 year old, however if he isn't actually doing anything else wrong ultimately it's kinda so what. I wouldn't blame anyone for taking a closer look at how he conducts himself with kids in his class, though.


Oh man I just realized: do you think she gives him nudes? What if someone finds them somehow and goes 'you have CP on your computer!!!' and calls the police lol

that happened with some porn star a few years back, i remember reading the news story about it, they had to like fly the woman in to testify or something

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Ask Me For Warez posted:

I wear tan socks with my crocs

well so long as they aren't white

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Me [40 M] with my wife [38 F] of 14 years, she makes me the responsible one, then laughs at me

someone warn this dude to watch the gently caress out cause Chevy Chase is gonna ruin his poo poo before the credits roll

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

Oh man I just realized: do you think she gives him nudes? What if someone finds them somehow and goes 'you have CP on your computer!!!' and calls the police lol

While it would be absolutely hilarious if that happened to him, the cops would interview the woman early on and find out she's actually an adult in her 20s and the case would never see a courtroom, let alone judge or prosecutor at any point. I'm sure it's not that uncommon of a situation among college students who date people who look young, honestly.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


A pedo dating an adult woman who looks like a child seems like a pretty ideal solution to a lovely situation to me

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
For me, it's not that fact that she looks 13.

It's that he's a middle school teacher and dating someone who looks 13.

Cmon

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Andrast posted:

A pedo dating an adult woman who looks like a child seems like a pretty ideal solution to a lovely situation to me

basically, props to this dude for finding the best possible outcome to 'pedo middle school teacher'

Me [23 M] and my girlfriend [23 F] of 4 years had a soul-searching debate about how we are completely different people... because of Halloween decorations

quote:

So yesterday, we were cleaning up around the house and my girlfriend brings up a box of Halloween decorations from the basement. She's excited, and likes to decorate, and I have no problem with that, it's actually nice. I don't really care much, I could hang up a wreath, put a pumpkin on the front stoop and call it a day but I'm happy to help. She pulls out one particular decoration. It's one of those giant stickers for your front door and it's probably one of the cheesiest ones I've ever seen so I express that opinion and tell her I'd rather not put THAT PARTICULAR DECORATION up. She gets upset. She starts saying a bunch of stuff like "we'll if I wait for you to help decorate, it's never gonna get done" and thinks I'm totally against putting up decorations. She then walks into the kitchen and we're arguing now because I told her to go ahead and put it up if she's gonna be that upset about it. She opens a cabinet and drops a shot glass on the top shelf so it falls and breaks and now she yelling at me. "What the hell M!" It's my fault because I was "stressing her out". I'm trying to get her to calm down but shes not having it. After a couple of minutes of logically trying to figure out how it blew up like this, she starts doing the "I'm fine. It's over." nonsense and not talking to me. I know shes still mad. I personally think she has trouble communicating. I like to sort things out. Help me understand why this made you so mad and how can I avoid pushing that button in the future. She wants none of it. I don't understand why some people don't want to resolve issues but whatever. So I finally get it to the point where we can have a calm conversation without yelling at each other and she starts telling me how she thinks we are just completely different people. Anyway, maybe it's just helpful for me to vent and post and see what someone else thinks about it.

Should I have just not said anything about the stupid decoration? I think people should be able to express opinions and not have other people blow up about it even if they don't agree but that's a perfect world I guess.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Me [23 M] and my girlfriend [23 F] of 4 years had a soul-searching debate about how we are completely different people... because of Halloween decorations

I am going to kick this guy in the nuts

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Pick posted:

I am going to kick this guy in the nuts

When are you gonna post about you and your friend? The one Troposphere hates.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how did those people make it 4 years


\/\/\/ for real lol

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I think theyre both in the wrong because they clearly shouldnt be dating each other.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me

quote:

Pretty hosed.? (self.legaladvice)
submitted 10 minutes ago by throwmylifeaway007

I walked up to the front door and rang and knock to make sure nobody was home, but there was a camera near the front door and (afterward) my friend(s) said it saw my clearly. I broke the sliding door and my guys ran his house through. Am I hosed? What do I do?

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Toxic people are always the last ones to find out they're toxic

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me

what like as in he robbed the place or something?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I still think butt girlfriend is quite possibly the most unbelievably dumb person in this thread's history. It's also the most delightful story because it turned out perfectly for everyone involved. :roflolmao:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Batterypowered7 posted:

When are you gonna post about you and your friend? The one Troposphere hates.

Not going to. It's a very unusual situation and no one would have the frame of reference to get what's going on there.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me

Fuckin amazing. I want to hear the prosecution at his trial read this post word for word to the jury, not correcting a single grammatical or spelling error.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

"Ran his house through" is weird slang for robbing.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Or he has a fetish for women who look young or are small in stature and build or maybe it really doesn't matter as long as they have a respectful, healthy relationship. Whatever, dude. It's hard to muster up the false outrage when there's real creeps harming children out there. :shrug:

It's made me look up stuff about the condition in question, and there's some pretty interesting discussions about it from the people who have it, related to struggles with finding love.

On the other hand, the dude's two posts made me :whitewater:

It can be both!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me

That's just beautiful.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me

This is amazing "my guys ran his house through"

I think you might be hosed, friend

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me

My advice: snitches get stitches. Don't talk. Eat the charges.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

basically, props to this dude for finding the best possible outcome to 'pedo middle school teacher'

Me [23 M] and my girlfriend [23 F] of 4 years had a soul-searching debate about how we are completely different people... because of Halloween decorations

Pick posted:

I am going to kick this guy in the nuts
I might be dense here why is he the bigger idiot? They both sounds like a hassle.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I want to see this Halloween decoration he objected to so adamantly

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

LethalGeek posted:

I might be dense here why is he the bigger idiot? They both sounds like a hassle.

^^^

I know I'm thick but idgi :confused: she apparently immediately blew up something into a fight, broke something and blamed him for it, evaded discussing the argument and then when she calmed down, broke up with him over it(??? unclear) This sounds like a borderline episode, not the rational way a normal person behaves.

edit: I mean, he's dumb if he thinks that fight was the only reason she broke up /w him (or just, I don't know, came to the conclusion that they're different people, I'm not sure they broke up?) but at the same time the shot glass thing is completely unhinged

Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Feb 8, 2017

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Mak0rz posted:

I want to see this Halloween decoration he objected to so adamantly

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I feel like the woman in that situation was totally in the wrong and whatnot, he just kind of sounds like a bit of a schlimazel.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Im like 100% certain its that goofy door length cartoon skeleton from the 70s.

Hes more of a Schlemiel, and at worst a schmendrick. Not a schmuck, though.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Her: Oh boy, I get to decorate! This is fun!
Him: Ugh here she goes again with this dumb poo poo
Her: *putting stuff up* :buddy:
Him: Hmmm... this one temporary decoration is in violation of my aesthetic preferences. i hope you're not putting up that stupid thing for morons
Her: *likes that thing, hence buying it* i enjoy this, why are you pooping on it! you don't even involve yourself in this process!
Him: *sigh* i GUESS i can help with your stupid moron thing but do we haaaave to have that ONE stupid moron thing there *sighs again*
Her: Why does he poo poo on harmless things I enjoy for no reason?? aaaa *goes to kitchen to calm down*
Him: *trails her* oh FINE i GUESs i can tolerate that stupid moron thing you like, even the very worst of it which is incredibly bad and which i hate alot
Her: Oh my god leave me alone I'm trying to calm down like I always do when you're critical about things that don't matter at all. rrrrrrrrr
Him: be LOGICAL about this NANCY. i know you are upset but you should stop being upset immediately because I don't like it. I even said you can have the stupid moron thing on the door like you want because you are stupid
Her: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Pick fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Feb 8, 2017

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Mak0rz posted:

I want to see this Halloween decoration he objected to so adamantly

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I'm thinking "my boys ran his house through," has connotations of busting in to look for something specific. Like "turning the place over," doesn't imply you nicked the silver or whatever, but indicates you were searching for something specific and much more valuable, like information on paper or disk etc, a hidden safe, a particular piece of art, a signed, advance copy of the hot new YA novel that's about to come out that somehow ended up in a thrift store selling for pennies, whatever, and you made a goddamned mess while looking for it.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Barudak posted:

Im like 100% certain its that goofy door length cartoon skeleton from the 70s.

But this is objectively the best decoration!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Barudak posted:

Im like 100% certain its that goofy door length cartoon skeleton from the 70s.

Hes more of a Schlemiel, and at worst a schmendrick. Not a schmuck, though.

It was probably the lovely Frankenstein one with the weird green and purple color palette.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Pick posted:

Her: Oh boy, I get to decorate! This is fun!
Him: Ugh here she goes again with this dumb poo poo
Her: *putting stuff up* :buddy:
Him: Hmmm... this one temporary decoration is in violation of my aesthetic preferences. i hope you're not putting up that stupid thing for morons
Her: *likes that thing, hence buying it* i enjoy this, why are you pooping on it! you don't even involve yourself in this process!
Him: *sigh* i GUESS i can help with your stupid moron thing but do we haaaave to have that ONE stupid moron thing there *sighs again*
Her: Why does he poo poo on harmless things I enjoy for no reason?? aaaa *goes to kitchen to calm down*
Him: *trails her* oh FINE i GUESs i can tolerate that stupid moron thing you like, even the very worst of it which is incredibly bad and which i hate alot
Her: Oh my god leave me alone I'm trying to calm down like I always do when you're critical about things that don't matter at all. rrrrrrrrr
Him: be LOGICAL about this NANCY. i know you are upset but you should stop being upset immediately because I don't like it. I even said you can have the stupid moron thing on the door like you want because you are stupid
Her: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Did we read the same story because this sounds nothing like what was posted

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Pick posted:

Her: Oh boy, I get to decorate! This is fun!
Him: Ugh here she goes again with this dumb poo poo
Her: *putting stuff up* :buddy:
Him: Hmmm... this one temporary decoration is in violation of my aesthetic preferences. i hope you're not putting up that stupid thing for morons
Her: *likes that thing, hence buying it* i enjoy this, why are you pooping on it! you don't even involve yourself in this process!
Him: *sigh* i GUESS i can help with your stupid moron thing but do we haaaave to have that ONE stupid moron thing there *sighs again*
Her: Why does he poo poo on harmless things I enjoy for no reason?? aaaa *goes to kitchen to calm down*
Him: *trails her* oh FINE i GUESs i can tolerate that stupid moron thing you like, even the very worst of it which is incredibly bad and which i hate alot
Her: Oh my god leave me alone I'm trying to calm down like I always do when you're critical about things that don't matter at all. rrrrrrrrr
Him: be LOGICAL about this NANCY. i know you are upset but you should stop being upset immediately because I don't like it. I even said you can have the stupid moron thing on the door like you want because you are stupid
Her: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

imagine the entire scenario, exactly the same, but the genders are reversed and it's a football poster before the super bowl

she stopped being the reasonable person when she started breaking things and screaming at him for it. "he is being an rear end in a top hat" doesn't excuse abusive behavior.

seriously, imagine Honkey Tonk Randy smashing dinner plates in the kitchen and saying "GOD DAMNIT MARY LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" and tell me you'd be looking at the wife as the person to blame

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I bet it was a Trump sign

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Pvt.Scott posted:

I'm thinking "my boys ran his house through," has connotations of busting in to look for something specific. Like "turning the place over," doesn't imply you nicked the silver or whatever, but indicates you were searching for something specific and much more valuable, like information on paper or disk etc, a hidden safe, a particular piece of art, a signed, advance copy of the hot new YA novel that's about to come out that somehow ended up in a thrift store selling for pennies, whatever, and you made a goddamned mess while looking for it.

no, they gangbanged the house

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Danaru posted:

Did we read the same story because this sounds nothing like what was posted

It's the same. She's sick of him being a stick in the mud and making GBS threads on harmless things she does. The first person to yell isn't necessarily the person who was wrong, and in fact that's very much a game that assholes play. "Well, you got emotional and upset, ergo are wrong." She's right to dump that albatross.

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