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cnut
May 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/829674166664232960

lol

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
this morning has been more powerful for lols than i could have ever imagined.

lmao at a piss baby

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Atari posted:

Saying it is disrespectful for McCain to refer to a a mission as a failure when he is on record calling McCain a loser for being captured and held as a POW is such an amazing act of being Donald Trump.

holy loving poo poo I didn't know trump said that oh man lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

and people gave Hillary poo poo for shilling her book

lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

lol looks like another trump executive order already in trouble in court


in other news the 9th circuit court which is about to rule on the travel ban might get split up by congress although it seems more like a coincidence than a reaction as it had been introduced earlier this year.

I cannot wait for the tweets about this one

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

lol

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

In any sane democratic system these people would be tarred and feathered or hanged from lamp posts. Jfc

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

I want to lol but I have two young daughters and this isn't really funny.

Someone in this thread earlier stated immigrants will take all of our jobs because they'll be better educated and qualified than us.

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I want to lol but I have two young daughters and this isn't really funny.

Someone in this thread earlier stated immigrants will take all of our jobs because they'll be better educated and qualified than us.

An uneducated woman is a baby factory for more dumb republican voters.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I'm passed the loling stage and onto the sighing stage

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Moola posted:

I'm passed the loling stage and onto the sighing stage

dont let trump win

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I want to lol but I have two young daughters and this isn't really funny.

you hosed up, lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Tumble posted:

dont let trump win

I mean I still do the 'quickly exhale semi lol' thing you do when something is kinda funny, but not LOL funny, ya know?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I want to lol but I have two young daughters and this isn't really funny.

Someone in this thread earlier stated immigrants will take all of our jobs because they'll be better educated and qualified than us.

if you live in one of the few good states they'll be alright and if not its probably time to consider moving

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

To be honest, the US can't get much dumber than it is now.
All will happen is that your kids will not be able to read or count over 10.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Who needs education when Donald is in charge???

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

Turns out it's hard to lol when you have difficulty breathing

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

All will happen is that your kids will not be able to read

that didn't stop Donald Trump

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
haha the republicans have no loving tact or nuance. somebody said it in the other thread but we are really lucky theyre dumb and evil instead of competent and evil.

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

happyhippy posted:

To be honest, the US can't get much dumber than it is now.
All will happen is that your kids will not be able to read or count over 10.

And so the legitimate home school trend begins.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

if you live in one of the few good states they'll be alright and if not its probably time to consider moving

even in most of the not-good states the quality of public schools varies wildly depending on the property taxes in the schools' respective districts so really as long as you got money you'll probably be fine

lol take THAT, poor people!

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

calexit

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

imandyyo posted:

And so the legitimate home school trend begins.

Who would have guessed the Duggars were on the cutting edge of education trends.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Looke posted:

calexit

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Looke posted:

calexit

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

lmfao

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Lol. Trump is looking at the K/D ratio on mission 1: The Yemen Raid and giving himself a thumbs up and complaining that noobs couldn't do any better.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Blazing Ownager posted:

there's hysterical cry nazis on the left and ignorant 'gently caress the world' assholes on the right

no. it's that the middle has been moved so far to the right that sane rational people seem like commie socialists.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Feb 9, 2017

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.899 - To terminate the Department of Education.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

So anyone can edit this thing, is it like wikipedia ?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

happyhippy posted:

To be honest, the US can't get much dumber than it is now.
All will happen is that your kids will not be able to read or count over 10.

I'm certain the department of labour is on the chopping block as well, and without OSHA you can't just assume the kids of tomorrow will have all 10 fingers.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Soon we will live in the grand utopia of working until you die (of easily treatable illness at 35) so that the true worthy of society may thrive unhindered by the burden of your pathetic needs.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Lol i just remembered that trump thinks chicago is a war torn hell hole

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
some possible good news in amongst the wreckage that will be in space after this goes ahead

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/829683775089016832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Jose posted:

some possible good news in amongst the wreckage that will be in space after this goes ahead

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/829683775089016832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lol elon musk is just gonna keep pushing until he has full authority to build space colonies and then he's just gonna be like "peace motherfuckers" and gently caress off to his moon base to escape our idiotic country.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Jose posted:

some possible good news in amongst the wreckage that will be in space after this goes ahead

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/829683775089016832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

lol at any astronaut dumb enough to get on a trump rocket

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



lol trump is an dictator from the middle east

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
lol you could have picked a random person off the street and you'd have a 99.999% chance they'd do a better job of being PotUS lol

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I wake up every morning and say a prayer of thanks to the Lord Jesus Christ for making Donald Trump the 45th President of the USA.

Thank you, Lord Jesus. Thank you so much.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
already lol'd heartily today and it's only 9am. Thanks thread, thanks Easy-D.

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