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I've been replaying Sniper Elite 2 and while inspired by this game, my bitch is aimed at 3rd person shooters as a whole: having the camera situated over one shoulder without an option to switch it is awful. SE II doubles down on this by having both characters in coop with an over-the-right shoulder camera, which means Player 1 and 2 get to jockey for position in the one tiny piece of cover. It's also annoying for stealth sections. After playing Resident Evil 6, all the cameras in all the 3rd person shooters are irritating. 
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Alteisen posted:Grinding money in owner mode of DOAX3 can eat a barrel of dicks, along with the owner exclusives swimsuits. I'm not convinced this game is anything then one gigantic troll with tits. The girls have a set chance to reject gifts, even if you do anything right cause gently caress you (though if you wanna throw some cash our way you can buy premium gift wrap which has a 100% success rate!). Wrapping the exclusive swimsuits cost a lot of owner cash, and if a girl rejects the gift you get to spend the money to wrap it up and try again. There is difficulty scaling, so if you don't want every minigame to be a pain the rear end you need to intentionally throw games to get it to scale back down. There is a money cap so you can't hoard money. Even partnering is a pain in the rear end if you don't take whoever offers to join you at the start, even with 3 notes they still reject.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:07
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Leal posted:I'm not convinced this game is anything then one gigantic troll with tits. The girls have a set chance to reject gifts, even if you do anything right cause gently caress you (though if you wanna throw some cash our way you can buy premium gift wrap which has a 100% success rate!). Wrapping the exclusive swimsuits cost a lot of owner cash, and if a girl rejects the gift you get to spend the money to wrap it up and try again. There is difficulty scaling, so if you don't want every minigame to be a pain the rear end you need to intentionally throw games to get it to scale back down. There is a money cap so you can't hoard money. Even partnering is a pain in the rear end if you don't take whoever offers to join you at the start, even with 3 notes they still reject. It clearly wants you to spend real money.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:21
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Leal posted:I'm not convinced this game is anything then one gigantic troll with tits. The girls have a set chance to reject gifts, even if you do anything right cause gently caress you (though if you wanna throw some cash our way you can buy premium gift wrap which has a 100% success rate!). Wrapping the exclusive swimsuits cost a lot of owner cash, and if a girl rejects the gift you get to spend the money to wrap it up and try again. There is difficulty scaling, so if you don't want every minigame to be a pain the rear end you need to intentionally throw games to get it to scale back down. There is a money cap so you can't hoard money. Even partnering is a pain in the rear end if you don't take whoever offers to join you at the start, even with 3 notes they still reject. Just jerk off you loving lunatic
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Feb 9, 2017 21:31
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Pastry of the Year posted:Just jerk off you loving lunatic nice projection
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Pastry of the Year posted:Just jerk off you loving lunatic But they wont wear the right swimsuits to get me going
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Feb 9, 2017 21:38
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Pastry of the Year posted:Just jerk off you loving lunatic Don't mind if I do.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:54
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Alteisen posted:nice projection Yeah how dare he imply the person who bought the anime bikini beach party game did so for jerk off related reasons as opposed to
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Feb 9, 2017 22:12
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ArtIsResistance posted:Yeah how dare he imply the person who bought the anime bikini beach party game did so for jerk off related reasons as opposed to I mean that's likely the main idea but they're also just kind of dumb and funny games, I wouldn't be surprised if some chunk of copies were novelty buys.
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Feb 9, 2017 22:31
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Everyone should do exactly what makes them happy, is what I think.
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Feb 9, 2017 22:35
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eff that, hot dogs with ketchup all day every day for everyone no exceptions
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Feb 9, 2017 22:46
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QuietLion posted:I've been replaying Sniper Elite 2 and while inspired by this game, my bitch is aimed at 3rd person shooters as a whole: having the camera situated over one shoulder without an option to switch it is awful. SE II doubles down on this by having both characters in coop with an over-the-right shoulder camera, which means Player 1 and 2 get to jockey for position in the one tiny piece of cover. It's also annoying for stealth sections. I feel like Sniper Elite 2 is an anatomically detailed organ smashing minigame with a really crappy stealth game tacked onto it.
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Feb 9, 2017 23:52
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ArtIsResistance posted:Yeah how dare he imply the person who bought the anime bikini beach party game did so for jerk off related reasons as opposed to what if he bought it for the compelling story?
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I was waiting for everyone to dogpile the guy playing micro-transaction titty bikini girl simulator but then another guy responded with a post thoroughly discussing the mechanics
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Feb 10, 2017 01:09
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ArtIsResistance posted:Yeah how dare he imply the person who bought the anime bikini beach party game did so for jerk off related reasons as opposed to Hey man Momoji works hard and by darn it she's gonna get her vacation. 
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MysticalMachineGun posted:I was waiting for everyone to dogpile the guy playing micro-transaction titty bikini girl simulator but then another guy responded with a post thoroughly discussing the mechanics I don't feel like I have to tell you how much we could learn about the human condition by reverse-engineering the cold mechanics of a micro-transaction titty bikini girl simulator.
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Feb 10, 2017 01:12
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Yardbomb posted:I mean that's likely the main idea but they're also just kind of dumb and funny games, I wouldn't be surprised if some chunk of copies were novelty buys. I bought Senran Kagura burst for the 3DS in the middle of a major game drought because a bunch of goons in the 3DS thread were talking about what a good game it is (it isn't).
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Pastry of the Year posted:I don't feel like I have to tell you how much we could learn about the human condition by reverse-engineering the cold mechanics of a micro-transaction titty bikini girl simulator. Cross-reference it with that FTP Fire Emblem game and we could be on a real scientific breakthrough here!
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Feb 10, 2017 01:27
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A friend of mine had to review the original Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball for work. He said the worst thing about it was that it was a genuinely really fun and accessible volleyball game but you could never reccomend it to anyone.
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I was about to post that exact thing. I bought the game because I was a teenager and boobs or whatever, but literally everyone who I played it with really enjoyed the volleyball portion of the game.
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Feb 10, 2017 02:06
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Pastry of the Year posted:Everyone should do exactly what makes them happy, is what I think. I choose to be unhappy and play Nioh. This poo poo feels like what people think Dark Souls is like when they hear loose description about it
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ArtIsResistance posted:I choose to be unhappy and play Nioh. This poo poo feels like what people think Dark Souls is like when they hear loose description about it Choice is an interesting and beautiful thing, friend. Sometimes I will play a game for half an hour just to hear one particularly pleasing sound in its original context. I hope one day this game, Nioh, gives you happy memories.
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ArtIsResistance posted:I choose to be unhappy and play Nioh. This poo poo feels like what people think Dark Souls is like when they hear loose description about it I recently watched one of those "This is How You Don't Play" Dark Syde Phil things and it hurt. It hurt to watch that man play Dark Souls.
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Feb 10, 2017 02:20
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ArtIsResistance posted:I choose to be unhappy and play Nioh. This poo poo feels like what people think Dark Souls is like when they hear loose description about it I wonder if that's true. I was out off from Dark Souls for a long time because of its reputation until I finally caved and started with Bloodborne, which turned out to be great. Nioh looks to be far more difficult than that, and BB was about at my limit for difficulty. I just wonder if I'm missing out on a good game or if it actually is the unpleasantly hard experience I thought DS was going to be.
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Barudak posted:A friend of mine had to review the original Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball for work. He said the worst thing about it was that it was a genuinely really fun and accessible volleyball game but you could never reccomend it to anyone. Grown adults being embarrassed over games, lmao  Its ok guys, nobody's looking over your shoulder, you don't need to tell your schoolmates what you where up to anymore
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"Alteisen" posted:Its ok guys, nobody's looking over your shoulder, you don't need to tell your schoolmates what you where up to anymore And yet here you are.
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Yardbomb posted:I mean that's likely the main idea but they're also just kind of dumb and funny games, I wouldn't be surprised if some chunk of copies were novelty buys. Since I grabbed it it went from ~70 USD to 140 USD, its only gonna get more pricey as printed copies sell out. Till then I'll enjoy smacking anime babes in the face with volleyballs and then sell it when it hits 200 USD for a used copy. Unless they do that thing every other game I own on PS4 does and ends up on steam. Also if this freaks people out for your own good don't read the steam thread, goons talking unironically about Huniepop might cause some mental trauma. Nuebot posted:I recently watched one of those "This is How You Don't Play" Dark Syde Phil things and it hurt. It hurt to watch that man play games. Did you know you could get locked up in the freezer with Rosenberg in GTA:SA? Did you know there is a fail state for not buying a shotty with a flashlight in GTA5? I certainly didn't until Phil managed it. Leal has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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Haydee: I just want a character model that isn't hypersexualized, female, nude, or all of the above. Guess I'll play as nude hypersexualized Chris Redfield.
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I don't think you can really say that the TA is a little thing in Haydee. That game was so weird and the person who made it has so many issues.
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It's not even so much the T&A that skeeves me out about Haydee, it's that they literally objectified the protagonist. Literally. She IS an object. She has all the sexual bits, but no face or anything else that would make her a person. Just... ughhh, makes me cringe.
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Leal posted:Did you know you could get locked up in the freezer with Rosenberg in GTA:SA? Did you know there is a fail state for not buying a shotty with a flashlight in GTA5? I certainly didn't until Phil managed it.  I think the defining moment is still when he tried to shotgun fight The End. But him nearly breaking down in tears over the dark souls 2 miracle nerf was good too. Anyway, for actual content; I started playing Atelier Sophie because that got a PC release and one of the early things wants you to make some cookies "Salty" and the game does a very poor job explaining how to do that. I'm a good few hours past where I unlocked that and now can finally go back and do it because someone I know who played the game already told me how. If not for that I'd probably wind up like, halfway through the game and still have not finished this level two item.
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Danaru posted:It's not even so much the T&A that skeeves me out about Haydee, it's that they literally objectified the protagonist. Literally. She IS an object. She has all the sexual bits, but no face or anything else that would make her a person. I haven't played it but it's possible that was intentional to make a point or something. Isn't the main character supposed to be some kind of rogue sexbot? Nuebot posted:
If you haven't yet, you really should check out some of DSP's other non-Let's Play stuff. He is hilariously inept and weird. Here's a recent review of Cup Noodles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-V-f9inLoo (skip to 17m 43s if you for some reason don't want to sit through the whole thing) Here's his release day unboxing of Final Fantasy 13-3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc (check out the top comment on the video after you've watched all you can stand) 2house2fly has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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So are y'all like pretending that you didn't see anything about Haydee and just bought the game sight unseen and are now shocked by the level of sexualisation going on in it Because you literally cannot google 'Haydee' without seeing roboboobs and roboass Stop complaining about the sexualisation in your game about roboboobs and roboass which you bought specifically for the roboboobs and roboass because I guaran-fuckin'-tee that none of y'all bought it for the deep and engaging gameplay 2house2fly posted:I haven't played it but it's possible that was intentional to make a point or something. Isn't the main character supposed to be some kind of rogue sexbot? It doesn't matter what the justification is she's literally sexualisation.ma and these fuckers are pretending they didn't know that going in
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Did anyone say they actually bought it? I know I didn't because holy poo poo it looks awful.
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Danaru posted:It's not even so much the T&A that skeeves me out about Haydee, it's that they literally objectified the protagonist. Literally. She IS an object. She has all the sexual bits, but no face or anything else that would make her a person. Is Haydee actually good enough you'd play it for a reason other than T&A? It doesn't look very good.
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The Moon Monster posted:Is Haydee actually good enough you'd play it for a reason other than T&A? It doesn't look very good. Considering who they're marketing to, it doesn't have to be. The game could randomly just flip the screen upside down- even when you're not playing it!- and people who it's courting would still be playing it regardless.
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Barudak posted:A friend of mine had to review the original Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball for work. He said the worst thing about it was that it was a genuinely really fun and accessible volleyball game but you could never reccomend it to anyone. Something similar also happened with the boardgame Kingdom Death. Reportedly (I haven't played it) it's mechanically very sound and quite fun. But the developers have decided to tune the whole aesthetic and marketing towards terrible cringeworthy softcore porn. Have fun suggesting playing or buying this thing to anybody when all the Google image search results look more or less like this:  https://i.imgur.com/4cmDpTB.jpg
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Perestroika posted:Something similar also happened with the boardgame Kingdom Death. Reportedly (I haven't played it) it's mechanically very sound and quite fun. But the developers have decided to tune the whole aesthetic and marketing towards terrible cringeworthy softcore porn. Have fun suggesting playing or buying this thing to anybody when all the Google image search results look more or less like this: They all look so sad.
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I'm too far gone to pretend like I give a poo poo about objectifying virtual women because I just want to see some anime titties god drat it.
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