Guy Mann posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0BlM70n4Yk

Viewtiful Jew posted:

Konami asked Nintendo how they can revive interest in the Bomberman series like how Fire Emblem was revived.

Nintendo told them to just fill it with fictional women and/or girls.

And so we arrived here.

Jay Rust posted:

I played Guilty Gear tonight, my first fighting game since Smash Bros. Melee. Spent fifty minutes in the tutorial, played once through arcade mode (eight consecutive matches against the beginner AI, button-mashing my way to victory, I really didn't learn a thing), then I spent another half hour checking out everyone's super moves and animations.

Fighting games aren't for me, which is a shame because these Guilty Gear characters are the right kind of anime, except the lame-o ones who seem stupidly serious

In Training posted:

Melee isn't a fighting game

oddium posted:

their clothes fall off

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Warren Ellis was working on a Castlevania project back in the IGA days - it never went anywhere, obviously, but here's the excerpt he posted back then:

quote:

EXT. VILLAGE - NIGHT

The village of MURDENU, as denoted by the wooden signpost hammered into the dirt track in front of an INN. Under it, a sign points left for GRESIT (15m) and right for TÂRGOVISTE (70m).

SUPER
TWO WEEKS LATER
It’s a cloudy night, no stars or moon. The only lights in the shot come from the lamps burning in the windows of the inn, from which we hear:

BOSHA (O.S)
So I said to him, it’s my goat, I’ve been tending goats since I was four years old –
INT. INN - NIGHT

And TREVOR BELMONT, the last of the legendary vampire hunters, sitting alone in the back of the drinking-house, wrapped in a heavy cloak and nursing a flagon of watery beer while, at the bar counter, BOSHA, a burly middle-aged farmer, blusters at KOB, a narrow man still wearing a blacksmith’s apron. The INNKEEPER is trying hard not to listen.

KOB
…Right, right.
BOSHA
– and I’d know if my goat was in love with you.

KOB
For God’s sake.

BOSHA
And he says to me, I know your goat is in love with me.

KOB
So you said “how?”, Bosha?

BOSHA
So I said, “how?” And he says, well, she fucks me, doesn’t she?

Bosha pauses to down his beer.

KOB
And that’s when you hit him.
Bosha clumps the beer pot down on the bar.

BOSHA
Right across the eyes with a shovel. And now the headman says I have to pay the bastard money because he went blind.

oddium posted:

their clothes fall off

chumbler posted:

I just learned that there is going to be a Destiny 2.

Why.

chumbler posted:

I just learned that there is going to be a Destiny 2.

Why.

oddium posted:

their clothes fall off

Jay Rust posted:

I played Guilty Gear tonight, my first fighting game since Smash Bros. Melee. Spent fifty minutes in the tutorial, played once through arcade mode (eight consecutive matches against the beginner AI, button-mashing my way to victory, I really didn't learn a thing), then I spent another half hour checking out everyone's super moves and animations.

Fighting games aren't for me, which is a shame because these Guilty Gear characters are the right kind of anime, except the lame-o ones who seem stupidly serious

New Concept Hole posted:

I predict this game is going to... not do well

Don't be surprised to see fan response upset over this entry

I hear the demand for it has already bottomed

Lurdiak posted:

I am worried about the upcoming castlevania series because last I heard Warren Ellis had replaced the whip with a sword, so there would be zero point to any of it.

Lurdiak posted:

Go on a date with Barrett and give Bowser a big kiss.

Sakurazuka posted:

Couldn't care less about the Castlevania TV series since we're never getting another game anyway, so if it's good, cool, if it's bad, who cares?

Aleque posted:

Offtopic but that is the point since I can't find the right topic.

Looking for the main Dota 2 topic - can someone please help me find it? Tried google and search function here... most topic are old and locked

VideoGames posted:

There is a DOTA2 thread but it is masquerading as another! It's a wild frontier town.

Real hurthling! posted:

which ones were stupid serious?

weigh your answer carefully

mfcrocker posted:

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

oddium posted:

they try to keep it subtle but if you go to the factorio thread and ask about jungling and rosh they'll know what you're about. good luck

Sakurazuka posted:

Aleque posted:

are you trolling?