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That wonderful feeling when you bite the inside of your mouth
That wonderful feeling when you bite your tongue
That wonderful feeling when you get a papercut underneath your fingernail
That wonderful feeling when you get a papercut in the webbing of your fingers
That wonderful feeling when you chew ice
That wonderful feeling when you chew aluminum foil
That wonderful feeling when you wang your funnybone as hard as you possibly could
These are the little things that make me go "Ah yeah, that's the stuff!"
...on bizarro world
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eating ice is amazing and i eat ice on dates and i look at my date and go "ah yeah...the stuff right here, that i'm eating, is ice, and is the stuff"
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Feb 11, 2017 23:41
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me (pointing at ice in my cocktail glass): This is the stuff.
My date (admiring me): Will you eat the stuff?
me: I will.
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Feb 12, 2017 00:15
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me (pointing at ice in my cocktail glass): This is the stuff.
My date (admiring me): Will you eat the stuff?
me: I will.
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Feb 12, 2017 04:37
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hot as gently caress bath
yea sure you're stewing in your own filth (I quick shower first however) but awwww yea
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Feb 12, 2017 06:39
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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whoomp there the stuff is
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Feb 13, 2017 07:26
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All David...all the TIME!
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Making a mistake, flipping the pencil, and rubbing it out.
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Feb 13, 2017 08:36
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when you get bit by a rabid dog and you can feel the rabies strength surge through your veins like a hot evil spirit
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Feb 13, 2017 11:32
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eating ice is amazing and i eat ice on dates and i look at my date and go "ah yeah...the stuff right here, that i'm eating, is ice, and is the stuff"
You: Eating ice
Him: Eating rear end
That's the stuff.
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Feb 13, 2017 13:04
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*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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"FluffieDuckie is strong! If I die, I have to go before her, and she will point to various objects and ask, 'Is that the stuff?' If I know it is and don't reply with, "Ah yeah, that's the stuff", she will cast me out of BYOB and laugh at me."
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Feb 14, 2017 04:23
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When I can't enter you because we're having what is referred to in the scientific community as a "bubblegum/coin-slot moment."
It works about as well as that joke.
"Aw! That's the stuff?"
WELL, SHUCKS.
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Feb 14, 2017 17:25
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Pooping in the shower.
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Feb 15, 2017 00:47
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Sneezing on the salad bar after leaning all the way down under the sneeze guard.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:06
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an good cold soda
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Feb 15, 2017 10:52
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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oh no that is not the stuff
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Feb 15, 2017 21:04
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Feb 15, 2017 22:00
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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When you stub your toe on the coffee table.
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Feb 16, 2017 01:59
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Me noticing I have exact change at the dunkins drive-thru, getting out of my car and doing the crono victory pose: "That's the stuff"
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Feb 16, 2017 10:53
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Me noticing I have exact change at the dunkins drive-thru, getting out of my car and doing the crono victory pose: "That's the stuff"
This, but instead of a pose, you accidentally drop a quarter as you hand it to the lady in the window.
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Feb 16, 2017 18:55
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This, but instead of a pose, you accidentally drop a quarter as you hand it to the lady in the window.
From The Stuff to Not The Stuff in an instant
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Feb 16, 2017 21:28
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Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
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When you get to the bottom of your coffee and you're worried that there's just gonna be a pile of sugary sludge waiting for you but you did a good job stirring so it goes down smooth and you drank it all in a reasonable time so it's still warm
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Feb 17, 2017 00:04
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the sludge of fallen oreo pieces when u finish the milk
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Feb 17, 2017 00:14
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when you send a text and it has no typos
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Feb 17, 2017 01:07
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Looking at pictures from 5 years ago and going "holy poo poo I was fat as fr*ck compared to now"
Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 17, 2017
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Feb 17, 2017 02:40
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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When you're in the middle of busy traffic, waiting at a red light. The light turns green, and your car dies.
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Feb 17, 2017 02:52
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When you're in the middle of busy traffic, waiting at a red light. The light turns green, and your car dies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
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Feb 17, 2017 05:30
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After getting up in the middle of the night in the middle of winter to take care of business and then you go back to bed and you slip back under the covers and the warm is still there waiting for you
After getting up the following morning in the middle of winter, the business is still there waiting for you because the toilet clogged the night before and you didn't notice.
Also you have to be to work in an hour.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:10
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that first bite of a rice krispie treat
ugnhhh
the stuff
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Feb 18, 2017 01:56
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a cat's sandpaper tongue licking your face or hands
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Feb 18, 2017 01:57
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a cat
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taking a fat bong rip after a month off
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