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someone managed to get the Global Times english edition marked as "satire" in the google news feed lmao
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nickmeister posted:As far as I'm aware, 黑人 is only impolite in the sense that many Chinese simply don't like black people, so mentioning the word in and of itself is a bit impolite. 黑鬼 is just straight up hateful. My understanding is the above plus the fact that they distinguish between foreigners and black people. 100% of the time I'm called either a 美國人 or a 外國人. I have never been called a 白人 in Taiwan.
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LimburgLimbo posted:lol same guy retweeted this Put in the OP please
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LimburgLimbo posted:lol same guy retweeted this looool
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My greatest regret from china was never being able to get a fake chinese national ID made with my picture and my chinese name and 洋鬼子 as my ethnicity. I told quite a few chinese people that it was the one thing I -really- wanted and not a single one of them thought it was funny.
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The Great Autismo! posted:we're in d&d now, naba I'm the guy who mistook the D&D China thread for the good one in GBS. Really, happened once. It was amazing.
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big time bisexual posted:meanwhile in china Don't doxx my fetishes please
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JaucheCharly posted:I'm the guy who mistook the D&D China thread for the good one in GBS. Really, happened once. It was amazing. Sometimes I want to have a "serious" discussion on China/Chinese geopolitics and head to D&D for that but instead I got bogged down in a multi-page derail about how it's racist to refer to China as "the Chinese" in the context of international relations because it's actually the CCP and you must hate all Chinese people if you want to see the PRC fail Fojar38 fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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simplefish posted:They have an MC too and he is wishing everyone a good new year. "Hope everyone can buy a car and property!" he craws between feedback squeals. lol excellent china.txt right here. The feedback is important since the volume is definitely cranked to 10000% making it so ear-splitting you can barely even make it out. Atlas Hugged posted:My understanding is the above plus the fact that they distinguish between foreigners and black people. 100% of the time I'm called either a 美國人 or a 外國人. I have never been called a 白人 in Taiwan. "What do you Americans think of all the black people in your country?"
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Atlas Hugged posted:My understanding is the above plus the fact that they distinguish between foreigners and black people. 100% of the time I'm called either a 美國人 or a 外國人. I have never been called a 白人 in Taiwan. Sometimes when I get coffee they write "白" on the cup so they know it's mine. 
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My favorite is hearing people who know your name refer to you as laowai in conversations. Nice to have the occasional reminder that you are not considered a real person by anyone who isn't a friend.
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Grand Fromage posted:I just spent a month in better countries and I am not re-adjusting to China well. this happened to my old roommate/coworker, he went to Japan for a month, came back to China and had a meltdown. I was sure I was going to see him on the front page of chinasmack or shanghaiist but he made it back to the USA without getting arrested or deported. Major win afaiac
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Pirate Radar posted:Sometimes when I get coffee they write "白" on the cup so they know it's mine. 
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Got the 1960s Batman theme tune stuck in my head but its going "白人!"
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LimburgLimbo posted:lol same guy retweeted this It's like an ouroboros  JaucheCharly posted:I'm the guy who mistook the D&D China thread for the good one in GBS. Really, happened once. It was amazing. Was I that guy or did someone do it better
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The Great Autismo! posted:this happened to my old roommate/coworker, he went to Japan for a month, came back to China and had a meltdown. I was sure I was going to see him on the front page of chinasmack or shanghaiist but he made it back to the USA without getting arrested or deported. Major win afaiac I survived re-entry from the US and from Southeast Asia (and twice Japan -> Korea), I'll manage. I definitely need to have a firm plan to  though.
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Grand Fromage posted:I survived re-entry from the US and from Southeast Asia (and twice Japan -> Korea), I'll manage. I definitely need to have a firm plan to You've got actual teaching experience so you could probably swing something decent in Japan jfyi
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WarpedNaba posted:Was I that guy or did someone do it better Yes, it was you my friend, but I did it too once. You were much funnier though. It says alot that this vulgar, racist and disgusting thread here is more bearable than the wet fart noises in D&D.
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Pirate Radar posted:Sometimes when I get coffee they write "白" on the cup so they know it's mine. In Thailand they just drew a lightning bolt.
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In Japan they don't write names but some of the girls at the one near my office draw cute characters on the sleeve because I'm a regular
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in tianjin they just write "good morning!" in chinese but i'm always the first person there every day so there's really no need for them to write it's for me because i am usually the only person in the entire starbucks but yes, japan is much better than china
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Atlas Hugged posted:In Thailand they just drew a lightning bolt. Are yer a Wizard? Orphan perhaps? LimburgLimbo posted:In Japan they don't write names but some of the girls at the one near my office draw cute characters on the sleeve because I'm a regular We need more  here. Make America Again!
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Found an old example; not the best of them but I usually don't take pics
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Beachcomber posted:Are yer a Wizard? Orphan perhaps? Running joke: Thai people think I look exactly like Harry Potter.
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Beachcomber posted:Are yer a Wizard? Orphan perhaps? Pirate Radar posted:Running joke: Thai people think I look exactly like Harry Potter. But apparently in Taiwan they think he looks like Peter Parker. This year is going to be a laugh riot.
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Normally these Chinglish things are the result of someone half-assing it with Baidu Translate, but....that's exactly what it's called in Chinese too.  I'm not sure how what looks to be potato chunks stir-fried with ground pork and chilies is evocative of Little Japan but hell, I'd eat it.
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Known Lecher posted:Normally these Chinglish things are the result of someone half-assing it with Baidu Translate, but....that's exactly what it's called in Chinese too. A wild guess considering the hate for Japan, but "shredded pigs on fire"?
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Feb 12, 2017 14:14
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ladron posted:there's a brand of korean instant ramen called "nagasaki" That's probably not malicious. Nagasaki is a beautiful city with lots of ramen.
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Gargamel Gibson posted:I hate it when you guys write a bunch of 农民 拉屎 小便 poo poo in the middle of your post and expect everyone to be able to read it. We're not all Chinese, you racist fucks. bring back pro prc laowai
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Grand Fromage posted:I'm sure it's just an instant version of Nagasaki jjamppong. winner  I just figured some korean executive associating "nagasaki" with "burning hot"
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