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The intermediate stages of the Klingon augment virus were a bitch.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 06:24 |
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Orv posted:Welp.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 06:29 |
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And you have to pay for another premium streaming service to watch this network show?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 06:42 |
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Arglebargle III posted:And you have to pay for another premium streaming service to watch this network show? Or steal it on the Internet if you're not a chump.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 06:44 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 06:55 |
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It explains a lot about how Worf finds those fish guys noble.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 06:56 |
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God drat it, Star Trek. Why do you hurt us when we love you so? At this rate the Vulcans are going to look like the Remans.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:03 |
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Star Trek is like the worst show to do this kind of thing with too. It's not like you can just gently caress around with the design of a species and people will still be like "oh yeah, those must be Klingons because their foreheads are all weird." I mean, come on. Even a ridged forehead isn't a definitively identifying thing in Star Trek.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:09 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:God drat it, Star Trek. Why do you hurt us when we love you so? At this rate the Vulcans are going to look like the Remans. No, Fuzzy Hulk. The Vulcans are going to look like Neelix. Right down to the hotel hallway carpet jacket.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:11 |
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I want to believe they're some lower caste species that serve the Empire, but in my heart I know it's yet another terrible Klingon redesign. Of all the things to gently caress around with, why that?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:13 |
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The Romulans are now green slime creatures, and the Borg all wear three piece suits along with their hologram eyepatches and cyber diapers.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:15 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Of all the things to gently caress around with, why that? When you're given the reigns to one of the biggest franchises in the history of fiction, you're gonna wanna splatter it with your DNA. Playing around with and giving your own unique spin to iconic things would be a hard temptation to pass up.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:20 |
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Orion slave girls were always purple and feathered, right?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:25 |
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This must be how nerds in the 70's felt when they saw the first low-quality black and white photos of the Klingons in TMP in their fan zines.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 07:31 |
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That image is the first truly upsetting thing to me about Discovery. I really, really want this to not suck. GODDAMMIT
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 08:05 |
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Does anyone else think it looks like they are wearing skirts?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 08:07 |
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Wait a second, let's be fair here. Maybe those over-the-top ridges have been there all along, and all these Klingons just have their heads shaved for some reason. After all, we already know that Klingon spines are ridged: And even Klingon feet: So... why NOT their scalps, underneath their usual luxurious manes?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 08:16 |
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TBF I think the important thing about this reveal is not that Klingons look different, it's that only morons would think that Klingons need to look different.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 08:50 |
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Arglebargle III posted:TBF I think the important thing about this reveal is not that Klingons look different, it's that only morons would think that Klingons need to look different.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 09:08 |
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I wonder who's the person that keeps pushing these stupid redesigns.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 09:59 |
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This ain't your momma's Klingons
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 10:03 |
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Perhaps it IS a good day to die?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 10:12 |
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Powered Descent posted:
Dr. "Chevy Chase's great great great great Grandson" on the right?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 10:20 |
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So who posted that picture? I can't find the original post and considering how tight-lipped STD has been so far, it doesn't seem like a picture they'd release like that. It almost comes off like some extra on the set posted a picture and only had a vague idea what Trek aliens were and just called them Klingons.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 12:42 |
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Yes we can all hope that way.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 12:55 |
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Oh, my sweet summer Sheliak.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:07 |
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I guess all the good art people went to work on The Expanse
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:16 |
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We will do what we have always done: Find hope in the impossible.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:17 |
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Powered Descent posted:Wait a second, let's be fair here. Maybe those over-the-top ridges have been there all along, and all these Klingons just have their heads shaved for some reason. After all, we already know that Klingon spines are ridged: Yeah, but their heads are pointy, like ancient humans who practiced cranial deformation on babies: And Klingots never looked like that. They should have just made this a full on reboot and said they were ignoring all continuity and were "inspired" by TOS and it took place in a new timeline with elements of the old (ie what we all thought JJ Trek would be before we found out he was going out of his way to link it to the original timeline). We probably would have been a lot more accepting of it instead of having them poo poo all over canon. In fact, I may just consider this as a non canon reboot in my own head, and then maybe I can enjoy it more. #NOTMYKLINGONS Astroman fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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Astroman posted:#NOTMYKLINGONS We would do well to remember this for a thread title in 2019 when Discovery comes out on Hulu Triple Plus.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 16:27 |
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Orv posted:We would do well to remember this for a thread title in 2019 when Discovery comes out on Hulu Triple Plus. I would rather it come out on that than on fuckin CBS All Access because at least Hulu Triple Plus could feasibly have shows and movies other than Star Trek that I would want to watch.
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MorgaineDax posted:We will do what we have always done: Find hope in the impossible. Because we have faith of the heart.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 16:46 |
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Pakled posted:I would rather it come out on that than on fuckin CBS All Access because at least Hulu Triple Plus could feasibly have shows and movies other than Star Trek that I would want to watch. $120 a month, three shows; Star Trek: Discovery, The Bachelor and the revival of American Idol.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 16:53 |
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Pakled posted:I would rather it come out on that than on fuckin CBS All Access because at least Hulu Triple Plus could feasibly have shows and movies other than Star Trek that I would want to watch. I wouldn't be shocked to see CBS yank the other shows from Netflix and Prime and stash them on All Access.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:02 |
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It will live and die in the episodes themselves, well that and on a stupid platform that will drag it down with it when it dies. Anyway, If the show is decent, makeup and costume changes will be forgiven. That said, I don't really like them, one thing the until now ubiquitous forehead aliens had going for them was an ability to retain expressiveness and individuality.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:11 |
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and then CBS will discover just how little appeal most of those shows have
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:12 |
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dont even fink about it posted:My general feeling from the show is that Crusher and Troi started as the flattest and most disinteresting characters, which contributed to the writers almost never developing them. Remember the Robin Hood episode, where Picard, Riker, Worf, Geordi and even Data who was playing Friar Tuck got to sword fight the Sheriff of Nottingham's men while Crusher and Troi got to smash pots over their heads?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 17:24 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Remember the Robin Hood episode, where Picard, Riker, Worf, Geordi and even Data who was playing Friar Tuck got to sword fight the Sheriff of Nottingham's men while Crusher and Troi got to smash pots over their heads? yeah but remember when they wore leotards and stretched in front of a big mirror? I don't have a point
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:08 |
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Timby posted:I wouldn't be shocked to see CBS yank the other shows from Netflix and Prime and stash them on All Access. Netflix apparently paid a massive amount of money for the Discovery rights outside of America and Canada (I think a CBS executive even said it was enough to pay for the production of the show) , I imagine CBS doesn't want to piss them off too much.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:09 |
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So the prevailing theory is that those are the 'Sarcophagus' Klingons, rather than modern Klingons, which is why they look different.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 18:28 |