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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Filipino street performers do that trick! But they also have a lifetime of training in chewing the glass so that it's so fine that it can't be damaging to the insides.

They still gently caress it up and die though. This will end very badly for the Beast.

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Gross Dude posted:

How do lightbulbs treat your innards as they make their way through you?

Poorly.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

I'm curious what article this is talking about. Rowling making fun of a right-wing nutcase or something?

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Gross Dude posted:

How do lightbulbs treat your innards as they make their way through you?

It's kinda like when your colon has a great idea but got it from taking a quick skim through the necronomicon.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAXrxlDK6c

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I decided to just start at a random point in the middle of the video.

He was crying.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Zipperelli. posted:

Not schadenfreude, just bad rear end. If I did an endo and felt the bike going forward, there's no way my first reaction is to catch the loving bike.

It's no doubt awesome, but looks intentional to me. He smiles right at the camera that is set up to record it.

e: ok on second thought he probably meant to record the endo and coming off was an accident. it was badass either way.

Enos Cabell has a new favorite as of 04:56 on Feb 13, 2017

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Cythereal posted:

I'm curious what article this is talking about. Rowling making fun of a right-wing nutcase or something?

She does a lot of that.

Jan 30th: https://www.yahoo.com/news/j-k-rowling-calmly-crushes-104904319.html
Jan 31st: https://www.yahoo.com/news/j-k-rowling-slams-mike-121850578.html

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Irish Sisyphus is condemned to hike up a slippery hill with nothing but a soggy newspaper to get one last pint.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


LA Beast here and today I'm going to see how long a human can keep their hands in a vat of molten steel

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Crocoswine posted:

LA Beast here and today I'm going to see how long a human can keep their hands in a vat of molten steel

"I'm going to demonstrate the Liedenfrost EFFEAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHH! " :supaburn:

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

chitoryu12 posted:

I decided to just start at a random point in the middle of the video.

He was crying.

"I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding!" then he took a big bite of lightbulb. As I'm typing this he screamed that a chunk of glass went up his nose.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

why hasn't LA BEAST gotten help for his obvious mental illness

e: and i mean, like, why haven't any of his family members or friends had him committed, because he's clearly not competent enough to recognize the illness in himself

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Panfilo posted:

Irish Sisyphus is condemned to hike up a slippery hill with nothing but a soggy newspaper to get one last pint.

It's the newspaper that gets me. It's just the perfect prop for him.

Oops, just rolled down the hill for the tenth time and I'm trapped in a hedge somehow, better make sure I get my newspaper! :allears:

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Panfilo posted:

"I'm going to demonstrate the Liedenfrost EFFEAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHH! " :supaburn:

I went and looked up the Liedenfrost Effect, and found this -- college Physics senior attempts to impress freshmen with "I shall now demonstrate that putting liquid nitrogen into one's mouth can be completely harmless", with less-than-harmless results.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Well, the problem wasn't that he put it in his mouth. It's that it continued down his esophagus and into his stomach.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Garrand posted:

Well, the problem wasn't that he put it in his mouth. It's that it continued down his esophagus and into his stomach.

Brain Freeze champion of all time?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


took me a few seconds to see the whole thing but :laffo:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Haha

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Sagebrush posted:

took me a few seconds to see the whole thing but :laffo:

That's been floating around for a while. I'm assuming it's staged, although i still laughed.

Fake e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScFNsnWp14




I've never ever watched an LA Beast video but just the updates posted in this thread have made me very worried about both his mental and physical well being. At this rate the guy is going to die well before he's 40 when he tries to eat a gun.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, see, at first LA BEAST was just doing stuff like drinking a gallon of olive oil or eating ten pounds of mega sour warheads, and it was cheeky and fun.

Now he's doing stuff like deliberately puking twenty bananas into his dad's hat and eating light bulbs, and watching him is just cruel and tragic.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Yeah LA Beast was fun when it was just weird eating challenges and like getting diarrhea from sugar free gummy bears.

He's not fun to watch anymore :(

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Garrand posted:



I've never ever watched an LA Beast video but just the updates posted in this thread have made me very worried about both his mental and physical well being. At this rate the guy is going to die well before he's 40 when he tries to eat a gun.

Just ignore them it's goons getting to invested in some ones personal life, he just makes silly videos on the internet.




Relevant toilet gif


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Yeah they've been really restricting people talking about suicide recently.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
LA Beast
Cause of death: Rectal trauma

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Fake, although in this case at least they compressed the hell out of the image to hide the fakeness. It's a lot more obvious at a higher resolution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytJmBf15AEs

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Garrand posted:

I've never ever watched an LA Beast video but just the updates posted in this thread have made me very worried about both his mental and physical well being. At this rate the guy is going to die well before he's 40 when he tries to eat a gun.

It'll be the weirdest death ever when they find a man on the toilet with an exit wound instead of an rear end in a top hat.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah having just lived through that with no AC lemme just say that it wasn't great.

Are your cats ok? How did you make sure your cats were ok?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

Are your cats ok? How did you make sure your cats were ok?

We filled a bunch of balloons with water and froze them, and then when it got hot out we've pop the balloon and give the cats a giant ice ball to play with (in a tub of water). They just kinda go apeshit on that for a bit and then stretch out on the tile floor in the bathroom and take a nap.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Trig Discipline posted:

We filled a bunch of balloons with water and froze them, and then when it got hot out we've pop the balloon and give the cats a giant ice ball to play with (in a tub of water). They just kinda go apeshit on that for a bit and then stretch out on the tile floor in the bathroom and take a nap.

When I had a dog I would get big iceblocks from the co-op and the dog would just roll around all over it until it melted. Wet and dirty but happy.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A lot of the native wildlife didn't fare as well, the heat wave has been wiping out colonies of fruit bats

https://twitter.com/MaryLloyd4/status/830688171637628928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Trig Discipline posted:

We filled a bunch of balloons with water and froze them, and then when it got hot out we've pop the balloon and give the cats a giant ice ball to play with (in a tub of water). They just kinda go apeshit on that for a bit and then stretch out on the tile floor in the bathroom and take a nap.

Ok. Glad they're all right. Pet the gay boys for me.

I also have a very affectionate and sweet orange cat and I know their value and love.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Trig Discipline posted:

We filled a bunch of balloons with water and froze them, and then when it got hot out we've pop the balloon and give the cats a giant ice ball to play with (in a tub of water). They just kinda go apeshit on that for a bit and then stretch out on the tile floor in the bathroom and take a nap.

I'm lucky that my cat lives with my mum because she lives in a bunker basically, zero reception but as long as she keeps her doors shut it's nice and cool for any of the animals there during stupid hot days.

Speaking of stupid hot days I survived that weekend by being drunk for every second of it, the schadenfreude is I'm unemployed a pint of beer is $8. :smithicide:

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

???

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:

:derp:

Sagebrush posted:

Well, see, at first LA BEAST was just doing stuff like drinking a gallon of olive oil or eating ten pounds of mega sour warheads, and it was cheeky and fun.

Now he's doing stuff like deliberately puking twenty bananas into his dad's hat and eating light bulbs, and watching him is just cruel and tragic.

These are the wages of sin schadenfreude.

(But, all joking aside, LA Beast really does need to take a break and get some help. This is hosed up.)

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

Aren't a lot of those glass eating stunts done by those regurgitator magician folks and have some sort of trick to it?

His explaining that chewing glass makes it become like sand isn't so great of a reason given all the abrasive qualities it has. So, I'm wondering if there's a trick to eating glass that he's not keen on and now has tiny glass abrasive bits moving through his squishy insides.

HairyNipple!
Dec 31, 2004

hello i am fast cheap awesome

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A lot of the native wildlife didn't fare as well, the heat wave has been wiping out colonies of fruit bats

https://twitter.com/MaryLloyd4/status/830688171637628928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

That's just sad :(.

Here in Canberra somebody thought ahead and went out and hosed down the bats to keep them alive.

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/heataffected-flying-foxes-hosed-down-by-volunteers-20170212-guaxkd.html

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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

AzureSkys posted:

Aren't a lot of those glass eating stunts done by those regurgitator magician folks and have some sort of trick to it?

His explaining that chewing glass makes it become like sand isn't so great of a reason given all the abrasive qualities it has. So, I'm wondering if there's a trick to eating glass that he's not keen on and now has tiny glass abrasive bits moving through his squishy insides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhkt8ctx9Qc

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