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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


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Vincent
Nov 25, 2005




Yes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Oh, that's what John Wick 2 means. There's two of them now.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

Oh, that's what John Wick 2 means. There's two of them now.

They named the dog John.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Real talk, thanks for the feedback. I'm working on it.

In the meantime, I made another thing (tell me to shut up if I'm making GBS threads up the thread and I will)

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Your posters are rad, keep them up.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Needs more Harrison Ford.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I'd buy a print of that

ravenkult posted:

Real talk, thanks for the feedback. I'm working on it.

In the meantime, I made another thing (tell me to shut up if I'm making GBS threads up the thread and I will)



That makes Alien look like an erotic thriller. Which, I suppose, it technically is

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

ravenkult posted:

Real talk, thanks for the feedback. I'm working on it.

In the meantime, I made another thing (tell me to shut up if I'm making GBS threads up the thread and I will)



This poster rules

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
It makes the film look like a space western, and it's up to Ripley to tame the buckin' Alien Queen in time for the big Rodeo to save the space farm.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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ravenkult posted:

Real talk, thanks for the feedback. I'm working on it.

In the meantime, I made another thing (tell me to shut up if I'm making GBS threads up the thread and I will)



That is the wrong Alien.

:goonsay:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Lobok posted:

Oh, that's what John Wick 2 means. There's two of them now.

We named the dog Indiana John Wick

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

spanky the dolphin posted:



A couple more ideas for you to consider, Ravenkult.

      YOU DON'T
            KILL
     REPLICANTS
WITHOUT MAKING
          A FEW
        ENEMIES

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

ravenkult posted:

Real talk, thanks for the feedback. I’m working on it.

In the meantime, I made another thing (tell me to shut up if I’m making GBS threads up the thread and I will)


Kinda made the film look like a lovely porno

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
yeah that poster might work but only with a different shot of ripley bcuz right now it's creepy in a way i don't think you intended

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Yeah, I don't really think sexual imagery belongs in an Alien film....

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Can't wait for Wick's Eleven

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
At least your ideas are original, just keep tweaking! poo poo, double phone post

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
ravenkult please make a series of posters that make classic sci-fi and action movies look like erotic thrillers.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

ravenkult posted:

Real talk, thanks for the feedback. I'm working on it.

In the meantime, I made another thing (tell me to shut up if I'm making GBS threads up the thread and I will)


T&Alien.

e:


Darthemed fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Feb 13, 2017

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
oh poo poo, it's already been done

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Aw :(

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Guy Goodbody posted:

oh poo poo, it's already been done



Thought she was Goro for a second.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm serious dude. Make the sci-fi classic erotic thriller poster series, and start selling prints.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

CelticPredator posted:

Yeah, I don't really think sexual imagery belongs in an Alien film....

The sexual imagery in Alien didn't include the alien doing a softcore scene with Ripley, like that poster implies.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Alien is sexual not sexy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

The sexual imagery in Alien didn't include the alien doing a softcore scene with Ripley, like that poster implies.
Yeah, that was in Alien Resurrection.








Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Mister Chief posted:

Alien is sexual not sexy.

Let's be fair to the xenomorphs, they're probably the most fuckable sci-fi horror monsters.

The Predators are probably pretty sensual too.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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Improbable Lobster posted:

Let's be fair to the xenomorphs, they're probably the most fuckable sci-fi horror monsters.

The Predators are probably pretty sensual too.

Speculum mouth :gizz:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I've been watching extended clips of Alien Covenant today and this thread is creeping me out even further.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

kiimo posted:

I've been watching extended clips of Alien Covenant today and this thread is creeping me out even further.

Can you hide a little Harrison Ford face in the trailer?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Use a slowed down and distorted cover of Hello My Baby as tribute to John Hurt.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Is it a Shattered Dreams Production?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Peanut President posted:

Is it a Shattered Dreams Production?

I can't seem to find much about the movie online. It has more posters, though.









CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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kiimo posted:

I've been watching extended clips of Alien Covenant today and this thread is creeping me out even further.

Why haven't you leaked these to me yet

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I, too, require these clips.

Please fax them to me ASAP.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

kiimo posted:

I've been watching extended clips of Alien Covenant today and this thread is creeping me out even further.

I'm always a slut for Xenomorphs

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Who names their kid Ham Wall?

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