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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I've checked my oldest guy who can cum notes and it says Mick Jagger is still cumming at age 72

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punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Why the gently caress is Hillary running again? She's been keeping a low profile for months. I was under the impression that was because she knew her name was toxic, but her running again just means that she simply doesn't give a gently caress about a lot of issues in the country.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i warned y'all.

i loving warned y'all.

"she will run again," i said. she's a clinton, and ego runs faster than reason when it comes to clintons.

"eh, you're full of beans, old man," the posters of this thread mocked. but who's laughing now?

sure as hell ain't me, because i told you dumb bastards this was gonna happen. now y'all in a mad scramble to get the elements together for your sealing spells, and y'alls j/o crystals ain't even so much as humming.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
I'm glad it's been three months since Hillary blew up in the greatest failure in national American politics and we're still talking about her like she has any value as a figure going forward.

I was too young, did they trot out McGovern in '70 and Mondale in '86? Though, in being fair to Mondale and McGovern, they lost elections to actual politicians -- including one of the most popular incumbents in U.S. history.

No one hosed up as bad as Hillary did. Her only purpose is a monument to showing how dangerous hubris is, nothing more.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
playing devil's advocate (even though I really do believe what I'm posting) is going to get me smeared here and I have zero evidence to back up what I'm saying other than ~gut feeling~ so imma just go back to shitposting now, namaste

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
with all that out of the way if she actually does end up as candidate in 2020 then :suicide:

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Hillary Clinton isn't running you guys

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Hillary Clinton isn't running you guys

oh she's running

away

heh nailed it :smug:

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

i warned y'all.

i loving warned y'all.

"she will run again," i said. she's a clinton, and ego runs faster than reason when it comes to clintons.

"eh, you're full of beans, old man," the posters of this thread mocked. but who's laughing now?

sure as hell ain't me, because i told you dumb bastards this was gonna happen. now y'all in a mad scramble to get the elements together for your sealing spells, and y'alls j/o crystals ain't even so much as humming.

She should be doomed to run in every Democratic primary for the entirety of America's existence as a country going forward, only to lose in the first round and become more and more of an out of touch joke.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
y'all cowards ain't even spitting whenever you mention her name. of course she thinks she can run again

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Can we please treat all future articles, tweets, op-eds, think pieces, or forums posts about H*ll*ry Cl*nt*n as the click-bait weak-sauce trolls that they are?

Thanks In Advance!

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Penisaurus Sex posted:

I'm glad it's been three months since Hillary blew up in the greatest failure in national American politics and we're still talking about her like she has any value as a figure going forward.

I was too young, did they trot out McGovern in '70 and Mondale in '86? Though, in being fair to Mondale and McGovern, they lost elections to actual politicians -- including one of the most popular incumbents in U.S. history.

No one hosed up as bad as Hillary did. Her only purpose is a monument to showing how dangerous hubris is, nothing more.

For McGovern it was the exact opposite. The Democrats deliberately sabotaged him.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Can we please treat all future articles, tweets, op-eds, think pieces, or forums posts about H*ll*ry Cl*nt*n as the click-bait weak-sauce trolls that they are?

Thanks In Advance!

I want to write a thinkpiece about putting Hillary in a glass box and parading her around to every swing state in 2018, like some kind of hosed up carnival.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
whenever her name isn't immediately followed by hails of derisive laughter, she will think she can walk among us, ready to render women barren and spoil crops wherever she treads

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Chokes McGee posted:

i am SO ANGRY ON THE INTERNET ABOUT CLINTON jesus YOU HAVE NO IDEA gently caress YOU gently caress YOU gently caress YOU

Chokes McGee posted:

seriously though it'd be nice if someone spent time putting actual effort into a response but honestly who cares it's C-SPAM

you do you
:ironicat:


Also I'm pretty sure re-hashing the arguments of yore and restating that
1) Clinton lost her own campaign, not Russia, not spectral misogyny, not the FBI, not the media and it's fake news.
2) The popular vote literally doesn't matter in an election that's not about getting the popular vote. Also baying on about the popular vote basically ignores that poo poo other than major metros exist.

- are a bit tired.

The proper responses so far have been on the side of Ellison, Sanders, Buttigieg, and you could even include people like Schumer.
The tides of a paradigm shift are coming, and it's no time to clutch ye pearls.


Tl/dr;
I'd like a small fry and a 4 6* piece nug

What a world we live in!

ThndrShk2k has issued a correction as of 16:40 on Feb 13, 2017

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I honestly would vote for Trump and be an unironic red hat if I had to deal with Zegerman on a daily basis.

Well I mean you voted 3rd party, but I'm sure when you get dragged into the paddywagon by Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, you can smugly tell yourself "At least I stuck it to the hillfolk!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

i warned y'all.

i loving warned y'all.

"she will run again," i said. she's a clinton, and ego runs faster than reason when it comes to clintons.

"eh, you're full of beans, old man," the posters of this thread mocked. but who's laughing now?

sure as hell ain't me, because i told you dumb bastards this was gonna happen. now y'all in a mad scramble to get the elements together for your sealing spells, and y'alls j/o crystals ain't even so much as humming.

I can't tell how much of this is joking and how much of it is not reading the article

Idk

Buttigieg.

Serf
May 5, 2011


watch clinton start a loving campaign

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

going to want to get your sarcasm meter calibrated there, chief

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

who gives a poo poo if she's crucified, Donald J Trump was elected to the highest office in the land, at that point all bets are off (and it goes back to being political and wanting to be seen as "playing nice" instead of, you know, putting her voice behind the fact that Trump is a huge nazi)


i am SO ANGRY ON THE INTERNET ABOUT CLINTON jesus YOU HAVE NO IDEA gently caress YOU gently caress YOU gently caress YOU

Did you miss the part where Trump supporters chanted "lock her up" at rallies? Promising his base that he would jail Clinton was the most coherent policy position he took all campaign long. What would she gain in riling up the incredibly vocal faction of Trump supporters begging the POTUS to enact political revenge on her without any guarantee that the progressive base would have her back on any of it?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
not mad, not mad, ur the one who's mad

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Chokes McGee posted:

going to want to get your sarcasm meter calibrated there, chief
Not sure if I'm giving you too little credit

Or too much credit.

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

gag me with a butt (BOOT)

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

I was oddly fine with the campaign she ran, misogyny just boiled over

Hillary did not lose because she's female and I stopped reading after that because any argument that assumes that to be true is inherently flawed.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
ed buttigieg

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

Philip Rivers posted:

Did you miss the part where Trump supporters chanted "lock her up" at rallies? Promising his base that he would jail Clinton was the most coherent policy position he took all campaign long. What would she gain in riling up the incredibly vocal faction of Trump supporters begging the POTUS to enact political revenge on her without any guarantee that the progressive base would have her back on any of it?

I have no idea how she's became this weird Liberal Lion; Hillary cares about making money, enriching her friends, and gaining power.

She's a venal spineless loser and it would be better for everyone if we'd just admit she was garbage and move on without ever mentioning her again, except prefacing a chuckle and a wistful stare at the clouds.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Hey South Bend is the city that ruined me as a child. Finally going to be famous for something besides Dyngus Day.

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Thoguh posted:

Hillary did not lose because she's female and I stopped reading after that because any argument that assumes that to be true is inherently flawed.

Clinton lost because 30 years of Fox News misogynist rage circlejerks boiled over into the general public conscience.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Chokes McGee posted:

ed buttigieg
Edge Ballsieg

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Hillary Clinton isn't running you guys

We will never see Hillary Clinton's name on a ballot again unless its for a national referendum of "Do you want to throw Hillary Clinton in jail?" which I will proudly vote Yes on.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Philip Rivers posted:

Clinton lost because 30 years of Fox News misogynist rage circlejerks boiled over into the general public conscience.

She lost because she was a terrible candidate who ran a terrible general election campaign that reinforced her support among people that already liked her but did nothing to bring in people who were neutral about her. Which became evident as low turnout in areas that Obama won was key to the end result. Refusing to accept that would hinder the party going forward. The future of the Democratic party, is Ellison and Buttigeig, not Clinton sycophants or anyone who thinks Clinton is anything but a garbage rich person.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Philip Rivers posted:

Clinton lost because 30 years of Fox News misogynist rage circlejerks boiled over into the general public conscience.
Fox News vs MSNBC,CNN,ABC,HGTV,CBS,LMNOP

Can't fall for the fake news/media lies

if you don't believe anything any media says.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
HGTV convinced me to vote for a russian plant

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Democrats have unrivaled success when they fight for Butt

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Grey Fox posted:

Democrats have unrivaled success when they fight for Butt

butt has a platform I can get behind

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
The Weather Channel convinced me that Trump was only a front for Russian interests

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Hey Dem thread, been a little while since I've checked in, what's going on in h

Philip Rivers posted:

Clinton lost because 30 years of Fox News misogynist rage circlejerks boiled over into the general public conscience.

oh Philip Rivers is back huh

:yikes:

(at least they've moved on to blaming The Media rather than blaming Bernie; blaming the media when you lose is a time-honored tradition common to all factions across all democratic nations)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Philip Rivers posted:

Clinton lost because 30 years of Fox News misogynist rage circlejerks boiled over into the general public conscience.

No.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
remember when the MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATE EVER couldnt put away a Vermont socialist that no one had ever heard of

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ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Proud Christian Mom posted:

remember when the MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATE EVER couldnt put away a Vermont socialist that no one had ever heard of
The contract is still active

:ssh:

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