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unpacked robinhood posted:poo poo so he can actually read then ? no, he needed the light to look at the pictures
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nigga crab pollock posted:good thing android is fundimentally incapable of having two apps make calls to the camera hardware meaning that if the lil flashlight button is pressed the camera api calls will return blanks and that is a fundimental low level limitation that can't be hacked around with kernel access and custom firmware let alone secret russian malware or whatever seems like the sort of thing you could get around by changing it so the flashlight button runs a different app than its default one, somehting that does your secret camera spy stuff but i aint 1337 so what do I know
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Feb 13, 2017 18:48
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Zorodius posted:one of the many great things about Donald Trump being president is that it really shuts up Illuminati theorists. Nobody's at the wheel of this bus, baby! They are doing some extremely nefarious poo poo and needed to distract as many people as possible for about eighteen months until he gets impeached and by then they'll have all our skin or whatever for more lizardman costumes
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Krinkle posted:They are doing some extremely nefarious poo poo and needed to distract as many people as possible for about eighteen months until he gets impeached and by then they'll have all our skin or whatever for more lizardman costumes When lizardmen steal your dick: a reptile dysfunction
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Feb 13, 2017 18:52
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unpacked robinhood posted:poo poo so he can actually read then ? The briefing was a picture of Kim Jong Un, a rocket launch and a frowny face.
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proof of concept posted:seems like the sort of thing you could get around by changing it so the flashlight button runs a different app than its default one, somehting that does your secret camera spy stuff but i aint 1337 so what do I know Idk what's this flashlight button talk is about, there's probably an app that toggles the led on or off, not a thing that needs to constantly talk with the led part.
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Feb 13, 2017 18:54
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:"mister president, are you certain you wish to launch?"
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umm Android security is a total joke even the current version. the camera might not be hackable to live stream from or some spy poo poo like that but that doesnt mean the rest of the phone is secure.
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Feb 13, 2017 18:55
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Feb 13, 2017 18:56
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Idk if his phone is gonna get hacked like that necessarily but lol there's no fuckin' way this dude and his administration aren't leaking all kinds of poo poo all over the place through sheer incompetence. The Russians prolly have so much poo poo on that guy from before he was POTUS.
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Feb 13, 2017 18:58
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proof of concept posted:get a load of our president donald trump (lol) trying his handshake power play on the canadian pm Pretty sure every important person meeting Trump will get a handshake briefing, and his stupid power pull won't ever work anymore. lol
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unpacked robinhood posted:Idk what's this flashlight button talk is about, there's probably an app that toggles the led on or off, not a thing that needs to constantly talk with the led part. button, launch icon, same diff Ol Cactus Dick posted:The briefing was a picture of Kim Jong Un, a rocket launch and a frowny face. lol
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Feb 13, 2017 19:02
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unpacked robinhood posted:When lizardmen steal your dick: a reptile dysfunction Ol Cactus Dick posted:The briefing was a picture of Kim Jong Un, a rocket launch and a frowny face.
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Feb 13, 2017 19:07
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cnut posted:Trump advisor Stephen Miller: is that the most punchable face or what?! I want to wedgie this freaking nerd so bad I can feel it in my teeth.
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Feb 13, 2017 19:09
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:The briefing was a picture of Kim Jong Un, a rocket launch and a frowny face. lol irl.
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Feb 13, 2017 19:09
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proof of concept posted:get a load of our president donald trump (lol) trying his handshake power play on the canadian pm Lol again at the feeble old gently caress; everybody is going to strongarm trump from now on and he's going to start tweeting angrily about "BAd handshakes" with "very rude prime ministers" as he gets continually owned by every other head of state from here until forever now that his retard maneuever is common knowledge and he can't literally ambush unsuspecting people by yanking their arm like a loving five year old.
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Feb 13, 2017 19:12
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thathonkey posted:simply the fact that the phone is connected to his twitter account is a big enough security risk in and of itself the @potus account is registered to a gmail account lol
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Feb 13, 2017 19:13
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Jose posted:the @potus account is registered to a gmail account lol No way they could hack that! e: lol cnut fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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Feb 13, 2017 19:14
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Jose posted:the @potus account is registered to a gmail account lol help im dying from the lols
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it's security through retardation. new philosophy get with it
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thathonkey posted:it's security through retardation. new philosophy get with it  Never heard that one before!
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thathonkey posted:it's security through retardation. new philosophy get with it anything negative that is leaked is just fake news. Brilliant.
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Feb 13, 2017 19:34
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Jose posted:the @potus account is registered to a gmail account lol what lmao I thought his personal one was but not like the official loving potus account
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Code Jockey posted:what lmao is it possible to see which account it is? because I swear to god the pw is probably some poo poo like "TrumpRules2016"
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Feb 13, 2017 20:13
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thats not a real picture is it? man he's the ugliest president; even Lyndon Johnson an Nixon were better looking
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Feb 13, 2017 20:14
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i wonder if he will have the time to stay orange for his entire (8 yr long) term
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Feb 13, 2017 20:16
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Moridin920 posted:is it possible to see which account it is? because I swear to god the pw is probably some poo poo like "TrumpRules2016" way to complicated! It's probably makeamericagreatagain
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Feb 13, 2017 20:24
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Tumble posted:thats not a real picture is it? dude everyone looks like poo poo next to anime husbando trudeau
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Feb 13, 2017 20:26
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He fixed the farmer illegal workforce deficit problem by flooding some fields in California ? That's thinking bigly
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holy lol at that makeup line.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/831218028750729216quote:Trump will be in town from Friday through Monday, according to the FAA. he's planning a 4 day weekend next weekend lol
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Feb 13, 2017 20:35
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Minimalist Program posted:holy lol at that makeup line. lol
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Feb 13, 2017 20:37
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holy gently caress lmao
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Feb 13, 2017 20:37
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cnut posted:holy gently caress lmao the more you look at it the more it looks like somebody photoshopped another face onto a very pale fat mans body, poorly.
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Feb 13, 2017 20:39
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proof of concept posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/831218028750729216 but obummer!!! golf!!!
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lmaoquote:"I just want everybody to understand and fully know that the United States of America stands behind Japan, its great ally, 100%," Trump said. i really could have bolded the whole thing i was disappointed with my first crop of trump alerts but lols... lols find a way
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