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Ol Cactus Dick posted:I have a hard time believing they have anything planned six weeks in advance mocap refactoring concept sales space vacations luxurious upgrades 'we tried' documentaries non extradition-treaty relocations
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peter gabriel posted:Ben: Moving the gold posts BOOOOOO
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Colostomy Bag posted:Ben Lesnick, Developer. That's why. No need to be openly angry. Wait just a minute! A CIG developer that doesn't understand game development? Why is the Citizenry not up in arms over this?
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ManofManyAliases posted:To be fair, Toast never banned anyone for being a goon. Thank goodness, otherwise he'd have to face Ben's wrath.  
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Speaking of Spectrum (lol), did they manage to release that yet or is it typical CIG? It's been active for all PTU participants for a while now.
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ManofManyAliases posted:To be fair, Toast never banned anyone for being a goon. Thank goodness, otherwise he'd have to face Ben's wrath. You begin to speak at the 3rd person, not a good sign. Get a refund.
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ManofManyAliases posted:It's been active for all PTU participants for a while now. What, all you of them?
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ManofManyAliases posted:It's been active for all PTU participants for a while now. So people who subscribed to a non-existent game are on the Spectrum?
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ManofManyAliases posted:It's been active for all PTU participants for a while now. OH GOOD
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AP posted:The most visible example of just how dumb CIG was at the time is probably the smug pretense post. Years later it's still amazing to me that Whoa, wait, so MoMA was banning people in their forums and we have not returned the favor. Derek, tell your puppet mods to make me one too and I'll take care of the issue. vvv As if anybody would believe you vvv trucutru fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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thought that was a good idea, but then that's a guy that 18 months later decided to call out Derek Smart on the interweb and get him to shut the gently caress up with an epic putdown.
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trucutru posted:Whoa, wait, so MoMA was banning people in their forums and we have not returned the favor. Derek, tell your puppet mods to make me one too and I'll take care of the issue. *Toast was. I am not Toast, therefore I have not banned anyone.
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ManofManyAliases posted:*Toast was. I am not Toast, therefore I have not banned anyone. Are you Toast though?
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ManofManyAliases posted:*Toast was. I am not Toast, therefore I have not banned anyone. Thank you for this demonstration of Citizen logic
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TheAgent posted:Star Citizen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT2GRpwwS8M The worst.
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I haven't released Star Citizen. Neither has Chris Roberts. therefore,
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ManofManyAliases posted:It's been active for all PTU participants for a while now. Toast, can you do anything that cannot be done in discord?
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D_Smart posted:#jjustagamemode Their planned MVP has been pretty clear. Star Citizen is just a 'game mode' launcher. "Look, it's both a space simulator and FPS. *loads AC and SM* But it's also an open world game. *loads Baby PU* There are full sized planets you can seamlessly visit *brings up that key pad screen* *types in 4 digit code* *2 seconds later is MegaMapped from wank pod to a totally empty NMS planet* Plus it's a MMO *loads Social Module; buys pants* Finally, there's a triple AAA singleplayer with celebrities and exciting missions. *loads Morrow Tour 2.0, featuring Gary Oldman(as performed by Chris Roberts) in hours of unskipable cutscenes* *missions are all singleplayer versions of the previously mentioned modules* What more do you people want?! No refunds." It's just sad even that's almost 2 years behind schedule now.
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ManofManyAliases posted:*Toast was. I am not Toast, therefore I have not banned anyone. 
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Speaking of Spectrum (lol), did they manage to release that yet or is it typical CIG? Spectrum is supposedly rolling out when 2.6.1 goes live.
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Samizdata posted:So, you didn't read the bit about the Geneva Convention then? (Also, it's not salt, it is generally ammonium chloride.)  Also this chat made me remember I was at the supermarket that sells salted licorice the other week and forgot to get any.
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ManofManyAliases posted:To be fair, Toast never banned anyone for being a goon. Thank goodness, otherwise he'd have to face Ben's wrath.  I like it when Angry MoMA's shift is over and Joke MoMA settles in for a good 12 hour shitposting spree.
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D_Smart posted:I scrapped that project on advice from the more sensible people, and rational voices in my head. awww I need phone #, address and family photos for a friends project.
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Elite Dangerous is over 2 years old, with 2 complete DLC and at least one more on the way. At what point do you stop caring that people may not be buying a game; or that most people who were going to buy it probably already did >3 years ago when it was also in alpha/beta? This is like being afraid that the release of Horizons: New Dawn might take players away from playing Skyrim, and all the people playing Skyrim right now are fearful of this fact. The peak ED purchase window is long gone, friends. It's all Steam sales and squeezing out the last drops of money from DLC before putting the whole mess in maintenance mode until the number of players playing it can warrant a shutdown. Unfortunately for Star Citizen they're already in maintenance mode, and already barely have enough concurrent players to warrant any kind of server support. So I guess this is a sore subject. Maybe someday Star Citizen can go beyond the numbers that Farming Simulator 2015 brings in. But maybe not. 
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