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Play posted:Maybe in those exact words, but my girlfriend tells me all the time that she likes tall slim guys and that's one of the reasons she finds me so sexy. For some strange reason, doesn't bother me that much... I mean my gf has said she likes that I'm tall but that's different from what was said.
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Downside of being a tall dude is you're unlikely to find a woman taller than you, even at just 6 feet. Pity the 7 foot tall guys who have a similar preference, if they're out there.
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Feb 14, 2017 02:17
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LGD posted:It's pretty similar to a bunch of guys discussing the minimum breast size they'd accept when considering a potential girlfriend- you're certainly allowed to have your own preferences and minimum standards, but discussing them in mixed company is crass at best and it shouldn't be a huge shock if your significant other interpreted such a conversation as objectifying/questioned the degree to which you valued them as a person or why you were in a relationship. Not to mention there's a difference between saying "hey babe I love your boobs" versus "lol if your boobs were any smaller I'd never have given you the time of day!! haha sorry that's life."
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Feb 14, 2017 02:26
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count the number of bad ideas in this onequote:My (20 M) gf (17 F) of 1 years wants to have a sexparty and i am terrified.
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Feb 14, 2017 02:28
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Age of consent in Spain or Italy or something is 14 (source: I am a pedophile)
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Feb 14, 2017 02:32
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Now that's a good one. Holy gently caress.quote:clever, funny, she has the same interests as me, same political and religious views as me Good god he's actually entertaining the idea of banging a 15 year old I get the age of consent may be 14, but just something is allowed legally doesn't make it okay 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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Feb 14, 2017 02:35
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guy should be a champ and just hang out on the sidelines with water bottles and wet towels. he can give words of encouragement re: "good hustle out there, keep your head in the game" and maybe he can have a whistle too
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Feb 14, 2017 02:42
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Now that's a good one. Holy gently caress. It's their culture man, don't be racist
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Feb 14, 2017 02:44
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He should stand there wearing only a T-shirt and socks and a moustache
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Feb 14, 2017 02:44
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I like the whole they'd prefer he just hang back and watch thing but he's like nah no way i can pass up 6 teens at once
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Feb 14, 2017 02:46
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help how do I not get everyone pregnant in my teen orgy
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Feb 14, 2017 02:48
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Betting that his country is Predditorlandia and he's just making up the 'not a native English speaker' claim and lowercasing and messing up spacing on purpose to justify sexpartytimes with a 15 year old. Self content: I[28F] had a dream earlier today that my girlfriend[27F] made a 13 parter r/relationships post about me and I broke up with her as a result. Is this thread starting to get to me?  Height post: My problem with tallies is they refer to me as 'very short', despite explaining to them 5'4" is an average height for women. 
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Feb 14, 2017 02:48
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Also people always try and pair you up with their giant bird friends  The thing of it is, she didn't just express a preference, she said she wouldn't dare, as if it's this thing we as a society have decided. That's kind of gross. Demographically, something like 85% of American men are under 6' tall.
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Feb 14, 2017 02:50
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chumbler posted:Dude's probably overreacting a bit, but I kinda feel like there might be a little more to that story than is being let on. We don't really know how exactly she communicated her lack of interest in guys who are not taller than average. Her responses in the comments probably help inform. Someone takes issue with her "all women prefer tall guys" bit and says that women prefer common interests and positive personality traits, to which OP says she wants those things to, but bets the commenter wants those in a human just as she wants those in a tall person and that you wouldn't date a hamster just because it was kind and generous. She's totally entitled to her physical preferences — we all have them (though admittedly I do think it's a little weird to make them absolutes) — but she doesn't make herself look very good.
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Feb 14, 2017 02:55
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If you dont make them absolutes you can end up loving an untermenschen.
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Feb 14, 2017 03:00
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Mr. Goodbytes posted:Sorta how it is for me. Mine is from mom as well, and she's a lot worse off. I got the tallness, and ended up at 6 foot, which admittedly isn't too extreme, but I'm taller than both my parents. I'm drastically the shortest in my family at 5'8" and I always feel like a short person. 
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Feb 14, 2017 03:04
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From that thread:quote:I didn't say all girls like guys over 6'. But yes, the large majority of girls like tall guys. I've never met a girl who didn't prefer taller guys. Lots are willing to settle for an average height guy, but that doesn't mean that they wouldn't prefer that guy to be taller.
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Feb 14, 2017 03:04
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God knows that anyone who loves me is at least stepping down a level or two, if not jumping off of a standards cliff altogether.
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Feb 14, 2017 03:05
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Bubblyblubber posted:Wow, 80 new posts and no derail, this calls for a celebration! It's fuckin nasty and lovely to put a height requirement on guys.
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Feb 14, 2017 03:06
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Caught up on this thread. Would also like to see the whispered-of thread where guy reaches out to his estranged grandma and gets caught up in her cult trying to kidnap him. Anyone got a link? Also, that one where the guy was stalker-obsessive about his friendzoning crush that he  got a job working with her just to be near her , then rifled through her bag for her panties, then tried to blame it on some kid was my favorite in the past ~100 or so pages.
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Feb 14, 2017 03:06
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boner confessor posted:guy should be a champ and just hang out on the sidelines with water bottles and wet towels. he can give words of encouragement re: "good hustle out there, keep your head in the game" and maybe he can have a whistle too I really like this answer.
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Feb 14, 2017 03:11
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Drunk Nerds posted:Also, that one where the guy was stalker-obsessive about his friendzoning crush that he
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Feb 14, 2017 03:12
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You can also have a preference for those who have not had their heritage soiled with negro blood but it still makes you a piece of poo poo
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Feb 14, 2017 03:16
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ArbitraryC posted:Why would he make up a story about that on an advice forum, kid prolly was messing with her stuff cause kids do that. A. Dude is so unhealthily obsessed with a girl that he gets a job at her work B. ??? C. Dude ends up holding girls' panties in such a way that girl freaks out over it You can fill in your ??? with whatever you want... there's no way B. is 100% magically on the up-and-up
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Feb 14, 2017 04:13
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Pick posted:It's fuckin nasty and lovely to put a height requirement on guys. Besides, the shorter ones are fun. You can fling 'em around.
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Feb 14, 2017 04:18
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imagine having a "must be this tall to ride" sign tattooed on your rear end
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Feb 14, 2017 04:20
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I have dated a few women that only date tall dudes. I don't think it's that uncommon. It just makes me feel bad for short guys.
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Feb 14, 2017 04:22
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Drunk Nerds posted:A. Dude is so unhealthily obsessed with a girl that he gets a job at her work maybe I remember the story wrong but didn't she help him get a job there?
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Feb 14, 2017 04:22
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ArbitraryC posted:maybe I remember the story wrong but didn't she help him get a job there? Yes, I remember because it's the same sentence as the creepiest quote from the story. Something about how she helped him get a job because he wanted to be around her more... nothing about needing a job, nor liking children.
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Feb 14, 2017 04:28
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Like there's definitely a setup where I would absolutely believe the kid did it and everything happened by accident. That narrative starts with "I have a friend... she is nice and helped me get a job." not, "I have a crush who won't be with me so I just kind of hover... she introduced me at her work because I wanted to be there to be around her."
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Feb 14, 2017 04:30
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spite house posted:Besides, the shorter ones are fun. You can fling 'em around. As a very short guy I can confirm this is correct
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Feb 14, 2017 04:47
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Pick posted:I'm drastically the shortest in my family at 5'8" and I always feel like a short person. Well, if we get tired of height issues, rest assured the option of creepy circus contortionist is always on the table, what with the awful joints and all.
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Feb 14, 2017 05:01
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My area is filled with tall freaks apparently. I'm around 6' but whenever I go out I'm usually on the average to short side; women included.
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Feb 14, 2017 05:04
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Yawgmoth posted:Are you ready for... DONGPOCALYPSE!! *eagle screech* Most eagles kind of chitter. The sound most associated with eagles from the Colbert report is either red tailed or red shouldered hawk, I can't remember which.
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Feb 14, 2017 05:12
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Mr. Goodbytes posted:Well, if we get tired of height issues, rest assured the option of creepy circus contortionist is always on the table, what with the awful joints and all. Did someone just say "awful joints"? 
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Feb 14, 2017 05:13
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Mr. Goodbytes posted:Well, if we get tired of height issues, rest assured the option of creepy circus contortionist is always on the table, what with the awful joints and all. i just make stupid gifs 
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Feb 14, 2017 05:18
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WrenP-Complete posted:Most eagles kind of chitter. The sound most associated with eagles from the Colbert report is either red tailed or red shouldered hawk, I can't remember which. red-tailed
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Feb 14, 2017 05:18
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Pick posted:i just make stupid gifs My foot cramped from looking at that.
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Feb 14, 2017 05:18
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WrenP-Complete posted:Most eagles kind of chitter. The sound most associated with eagles from the Colbert report is either red tailed or red shouldered hawk, I can't remember which. I love hearing the red tails screech round my way. It's just such a badass noise. It lets you know that somebody's day just got really hosed up. Mr. Rodent.  The red-tailed hawk screech occupies the same place in my brain as the noise of the stealth bombers taking off from Whiteman AFB. You knew somebody's day was going to get hosed up real bad in 12-16 hours. Mr. Middle Eastern Man
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Pick posted:red-tailed Thank you!
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