Spiderjelly posted:Griffin McElroy is the best thing on the Internet Only topped by getting together with the rest of his family. Their dad in Adventure Zone is funny and I like him.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/689692099009097729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw The thought occurs to me that this isn't a particularly high bar to clear, so idk what he's so smug about
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 06:54 |
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SatansOnion posted:The thought occurs to me that this isn't a particularly high bar to clear, so idk what he's so smug about Pretty sure he is referring to Republicans, you know, freeing the slaves. Because he's a white supremacist.
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Nuebot posted:Only topped by getting together with the rest of his family. Their dad in Adventure Zone is funny and I like him. They're very good boys for sure A++++ boys
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Paladinus posted:Pretty sure he is referring to Republicans, you know, freeing the slaves. Ah! That explains a lot. I incorrectly assumed he was talking about modern Republicans not listening attentively enough to whatever cuck beta feminazis-stole-my-ice-cream-and-gave-it-to-((((((Ess Jay Doubleyous)))))) fever dream the alt-right keep yammering about But I suppose if you're dumb enough to think your pastiness is a rare and precious achievement, of course you'd sneer at the handful of Republicans in history who had a semi-functioning moral compass SatansOnion has a new favorite as of 07:47 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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Edit: wrong thread Please accept a trump handshake Jestery has a new favorite as of 08:28 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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SatansOnion posted:Ah! That explains a lot. I incorrectly assumed he was talking about modern Republicans not listening attentively enough to whatever cuck beta feminazis-stole-my-ice-cream-and-gave-it-to-((((((Ess Jay Doubleyous)))))) fever dream the alt-right keep yammering about This is pretty AUG.
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Fathis Munk posted:Plenty of AUG in here http://imgur.com/gallery/Cns5y I hope my (first) wedding is like this
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Nuebot posted:Only topped by getting together with the rest of his family. Their dad in Adventure Zone is funny and I like him. I'm sorry but Justin is insufferable and AUG
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 14:51 |
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Jestery posted:Edit: wrong thread He really is a Lizard in a human suit, isn't he?
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:22 |
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Spiderjelly posted:I'm sorry but Justin is insufferable and AUG I find Travis worse but to each their own. Show me the person who hates Griffin and I will show you a soulless husk, though.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:35 |
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If you hate any of the good brothers you're the AUG, it's you
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:39 |
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Jestery posted:Edit: wrong thread Someone should take this opportunity to gut-punch the fucker.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:53 |
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loving ninjas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZY-Ec6Mq4U
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 01:36 |
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change my name posted:600 Miles in a Coffin-Shaped Bus, Campaigning Against Death Itself Holy poo poo. I went to high school with Roen Horn, the other guy in the article. The weirdest kid I ever knew. Chemtrail conspiracy theorist at 13. Raw vegan at 15. Disappeared for a few years, found out he starved himself nearly to death before his older brother (who filled his head with all sort of crazy ideas in the first place) broke him out of the hospital and the pair of them rode trains to Canada, tried to live in the wild. Surprised he's still alive and happy to know he's as weird as he always was. Rock on, dude.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 07:50 |
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How do you look at that and go, yeah this is cool and good ? So many awkward poses and cuts and the fight is not a fourway at all.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 08:47 |
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Dynastocles posted:Holy poo poo. Well, he drat well better have procured that human skull by legal means. I read your post before I looked at the article and that's exactly the picture I had of him in my head. Eerie.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 09:08 |
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CCTV cameras gave us a look at the possible assassin of Kim Jong Un's brother
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:39 |
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free basket of chips posted:CCTV cameras gave us a look at the possible assassin of Kim Jong Un's brother Troll to end all trolls. If the aim of her mission was "look like every South Korean woman," they did a bang-up job.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:57 |
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I like to think she stabbed him and then made that little heart shape with her hands.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 12:14 |
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Does anyone have that really terrible CV where all the pages are coloured gold and it's full of OMGSORANDOM stuff.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 12:29 |
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EmmyOk posted:Does anyone have that really terrible CV where all the pages are coloured gold and it's full of OMGSORANDOM stuff. http://imgur.com/a/LnJXF
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That's the one! Thank you.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 13:42 |
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I've just learned about depths of hate I had thought impossible.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 14:06 |
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Jesus loving Christ I can't process this at seven in the morning
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You think it can't possibly get worse, and then it does.
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I'm the "you haven't got to the good parts yet" on page 7.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 14:17 |
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It's fairly impressive that she managed to hide her complete lack of competency in anything behind 6 pages of utter bullshit. It's like one of those improv games where you have to rant for as long as you can without saying a particular word, only with marketable skills!
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 14:17 |
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I love this so much. It looks like it's written in the Harry Potter font and it's the color of wino pee!
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tight aspirations posted:I'm the "you haven't got to the good parts yet" on page 7. "You ain't even got to the good parts."
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tight aspirations posted:I'm the "you haven't got to the good parts yet" on page 7. How long are CV's supposed to be out of curiosity? In the US if your resume is more than two pages (really should be one) then you are either applying to be the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company or are an idiot.
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Does anyone know the backstory of this? Is this some girl's real resume and is she aware of it becoming a meme?
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 14:29 |
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I believe she was applying for a job as a Financial Planner.
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Solice Kirsk posted:How long are CV's supposed to be out of curiosity? In the US if your resume is more than two pages (really should be one) then you are either applying to be the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company or are an idiot. Two or three pages? It depends on how many jobs you've had and how long your lists of skills and references are, but usually someone who fills up their resume with two dozen jobs has been bouncing between new ones every year or two and that's not a good sign.
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Geocities Homepage King posted:"You ain't even got to the good parts." Huh, my brain has an auto-correct. That's nice.
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chitoryu12 posted:Two or three pages? It depends on how many jobs you've had and how long your lists of skills and references are, but usually someone who fills up their resume with two dozen jobs has been bouncing between new ones every year or two and that's not a good sign. OK, so same basic thing. I don't even list all my jobs since my last two (well, now three) goes back like 17 years. A not so small part of me is thinking about a huge change so I may be creating a CV in the near future.
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Everyone knows you keep your resume short and concise. Like this one. One page is all you need.
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Geocities Homepage King posted:Everyone knows you keep your resume short and concise. Like this one. *reads resume while nodding with approval "Young man, welcome to NAMBLA."
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Solice Kirsk posted:How long are CV's supposed to be out of curiosity? In the US if your resume is more than two pages (really should be one) then you are either applying to be the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company or are an idiot. I've seen 4-page CVs for senior positions in the US and they didn't feel excessive. Easy to fill at least one with publications in some fields, and if you have 20 years of experience there's a lot of story to tell. COO we just hired was just over 3 pages, not including references.
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Solice Kirsk posted:*reads resume while nodding with approval "I like the cut of his bib"
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